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|occupation=King of Hyrule | |occupation=King of Hyrule | ||
|cast=Jeffrey Nelson | |cast=Jeffrey Nelson | ||
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| − | + | '''King Harkinian''', better known as simply '''The King''', is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]] and one of the most famous characters in the [[YouTube Poop]] universe. He loves talking to and about [[Mah boi|his boi,]] [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule, and later sentenced him to death. His castle has been destroyed several times over the years. | |
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==Early Life== | ==Early Life== | ||
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==Areas of Expertise== | ==Areas of Expertise== | ||
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*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, [[dinner]], or certain [[Cum|bodily fluids]]. | *The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, [[dinner]], or certain [[Cum|bodily fluids]]. | ||
*The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "Jumper" was based off this skill. | *The King has mastered many psychic-based powers, and can teleport from outdoors to indoors in an instant. Rumor has it the idea for the movie "Jumper" was based off this skill. | ||
| − | *The King also has a | + | *The King also has a , but has not released his friend code to the Hylian public. He is currently one of the worst [[Wario]] Ware players, and sucks at Mario Party 8 and Mario Kart Wii. And don't get us started on Wii Fit. |
*He rocks at Guitar Hero. [[Zelda]] dislikes this, and will throw rocks at the King if he is caught playing it. | *He rocks at Guitar Hero. [[Zelda]] dislikes this, and will throw rocks at the King if he is caught playing it. | ||
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*He has his own brand of cereal, called Munf Munf. The cereal is so good that eating an entire box of it will make your head explode. The King likes to advertise his Munf Munf, but [[Gay Luigi]] keeps interrupting him. [[M. Bison]] thinks Munf Munf is DELICIOUS, and [[Glutko]] thinks it tastes like diarrhea, which is DELICIOUS to him. | *He has his own brand of cereal, called Munf Munf. The cereal is so good that eating an entire box of it will make your head explode. The King likes to advertise his Munf Munf, but [[Gay Luigi]] keeps interrupting him. [[M. Bison]] thinks Munf Munf is DELICIOUS, and [[Glutko]] thinks it tastes like diarrhea, which is DELICIOUS to him. | ||
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*Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him "dislike" ratings on Youtube. | *Expert at using a webcam, and tortures people who give him "dislike" ratings on Youtube. | ||
*It is rumored that he trained [[Xuchilbara]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly. | *It is rumored that he trained [[Xuchilbara]] in the ways of the Poop, but failed horribly. | ||
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* His belching can resurrect the dead if he consumes alcohol during a funeral, such as resurrecting [[Impa]] who died of a heart attack due to loud thunder, and because the zombies get destructive and he has to belch to revert them into living beings while [[Link|someone]] uses the [[Book of Koridai]]. He is now forbidden from drinking alchohol during funerals. | * His belching can resurrect the dead if he consumes alcohol during a funeral, such as resurrecting [[Impa]] who died of a heart attack due to loud thunder, and because the zombies get destructive and he has to belch to revert them into living beings while [[Link|someone]] uses the [[Book of Koridai]]. He is now forbidden from drinking alchohol during funerals. | ||
*It should be noted that the King is a pretty bad father. I mean, he just lets [[Princess Zelda|Zelda]] get captured during the night by [[Ganon]], and he's always leaving on useless trips to [[Gamelon]] where she ends up having to save him. I know that she is mature and should look out for her own life, but...still! | *It should be noted that the King is a pretty bad father. I mean, he just lets [[Princess Zelda|Zelda]] get captured during the night by [[Ganon]], and he's always leaving on useless trips to [[Gamelon]] where she ends up having to save him. I know that she is mature and should look out for her own life, but...still! | ||
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*Over the years, Harkinian has collected many strange and dangerous weapons and vehicles. He owns the "Dinner Blaster", a devastating Weapon of Mass [[DIE|Destruction]], which was made [[illegal]] in the United YTP Islands conference. What the Dinner Blaster does is disputed, some say it shoots [[cheeseburger]]s which make you extremely fat, providing they don't knock your head off. Others say that it can do that and convert into a chaingun. The reason why the effect of the Dinner Blaster is disputed is because Harkinian keeps altering it and making upgraded versions. [[Robotnik]], [[Fat Mario]], [[Gay Luigi]] and [[Link]] have all suffered the effects of the Dinner Blaster. The King also owns many Flying Saucers and armed Zeppelins. | *Over the years, Harkinian has collected many strange and dangerous weapons and vehicles. He owns the "Dinner Blaster", a devastating Weapon of Mass [[DIE|Destruction]], which was made [[illegal]] in the United YTP Islands conference. What the Dinner Blaster does is disputed, some say it shoots [[cheeseburger]]s which make you extremely fat, providing they don't knock your head off. Others say that it can do that and convert into a chaingun. The reason why the effect of the Dinner Blaster is disputed is because Harkinian keeps altering it and making upgraded versions. [[Robotnik]], [[Fat Mario]], [[Gay Luigi]] and [[Link]] have all suffered the effects of the Dinner Blaster. The King also owns many Flying Saucers and armed Zeppelins. | ||
*The reason Harkinian used to ponder what's for dinner is because, actually, there was none. All of the food in Hyrule has been stolen & eaten by [[The Food Loving King|that other king]], until Harkinian ordered his starving and miserable army to invade the Food Loving King's nation. Hyrulian tanks charged into the capital and destroyed the castle and the Food Loving King was taken out and shot by a firing squad commanded by Harkinian himself. Now, there is plenty of food for all, but the King now has an irreversible habit of wondering what's for dinner, a reminder of those harsh, early years. | *The reason Harkinian used to ponder what's for dinner is because, actually, there was none. All of the food in Hyrule has been stolen & eaten by [[The Food Loving King|that other king]], until Harkinian ordered his starving and miserable army to invade the Food Loving King's nation. Hyrulian tanks charged into the capital and destroyed the castle and the Food Loving King was taken out and shot by a firing squad commanded by Harkinian himself. Now, there is plenty of food for all, but the King now has an irreversible habit of wondering what's for dinner, a reminder of those harsh, early years. | ||
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[[Image:King Christmas card.JPG|thumb|300px|Season's greetings from the king.]] | [[Image:King Christmas card.JPG|thumb|300px|Season's greetings from the king.]] | ||
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*[[Morshu's Dinner Palace]] | *[[Morshu's Dinner Palace]] | ||
*Guitar Hero | *Guitar Hero | ||
| − | *His cars | + | *His cars |
*[[Scatman]] | *[[Scatman]] | ||
*[[The '60s|Mad Men]] (The TV series) | *[[The '60s|Mad Men]] (The TV series) | ||
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*Fishing | *Fishing | ||
*Giving unreasonable demands | *Giving unreasonable demands | ||
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==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
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*[[Gwonam]] once showed him 2 girls 1 cup. During it, he puked, and [[Gwonam]] laughed at the king's misery. He sentenced [[Gwonam]] to scrub the floor where he threw up. [[Gwonam]] said it was worth it. | *[[Gwonam]] once showed him 2 girls 1 cup. During it, he puked, and [[Gwonam]] laughed at the king's misery. He sentenced [[Gwonam]] to scrub the floor where he threw up. [[Gwonam]] said it was worth it. | ||
*Slamming his penis in a door. | *Slamming his penis in a door. | ||
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| + | [[Image:Sosuke_mahboi.png|thumb|[[Ponyo|The King's niece.]]]] | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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{{poopquote|King Harkinian|[[Link]], [[I]] ate fish for [[dinner]].}} | {{poopquote|King Harkinian|[[Link]], [[I]] ate fish for [[dinner]].}} | ||
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Talk to the hand cause you don't hear the face in a month.}} | {{poopquote|King Harkinian|Talk to the hand cause you don't hear the face in a month.}} | ||
| + | [[Image:Laugh4.gif|frame|right|The King and [[Zelda|his daughter]] after seeing his own article.]] | ||
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Don't talk about time to me, boy!}} | {{poopquote|King Harkinian|Don't talk about time to me, boy!}} | ||
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|I'm going to get dinner!}} | {{poopquote|King Harkinian|I'm going to get dinner!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Don't talk back boi. I've had a rough day.}} | {{poopquote|King Harkinian|Don't talk back boi. I've had a rough day.}} | ||
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Do you even know what I'm going through!?!?}} | {{poopquote|King Harkinian|Do you even know what I'm going through!?!?}} | ||
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{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Mutzich bathroom should probably almost forty-five degree angle that we can talk about restrict!}} | {{poopquote|King Harkinian|Mutzich bathroom should probably almost forty-five degree angle that we can talk about restrict!}} | ||
{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Mercy? This is Hyrule!}} | {{poopquote|King Harkinian|Mercy? This is Hyrule!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|King Harkinian|Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!}} | {{poopquote|King Harkinian|Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!}} | ||
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[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
[[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | [[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Internet Memes]] | [[Category:Internet Memes]] | ||
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
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[[Category:Hyrule]] | [[Category:Hyrule]] | ||
