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==Basically== | ==Basically== | ||
King Dedede is the ruler of Dreamland. | King Dedede is the ruler of Dreamland. | ||
| − | He is very [[Robotnik|Fat]], he doesn't do anything for his kingdom as he is either smoking lots of [[illegal|weed]], laughing like a | + | He is very [[Robotnik|Fat]], he doesn't do anything for his kingdom as he is either smoking lots of [[illegal|weed]], laughing like a retard, sitting on his throne repeatedly, having orgies with people or just pigging out like the fat penguin/bastard he is. |
Among the things he is obsessed with includes sardines (or SAHRDEENZ as he would call them), Plant Encyclopedias, OCTOPUSES, eating chips, torturing his servant [[Escargoon]]/Dr. Escargon/Purple Snail Scientist Man/whatever and DIDIDstrucking. | Among the things he is obsessed with includes sardines (or SAHRDEENZ as he would call them), Plant Encyclopedias, OCTOPUSES, eating chips, torturing his servant [[Escargoon]]/Dr. Escargon/Purple Snail Scientist Man/whatever and DIDIDstrucking. | ||
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==Legal Issues== | ==Legal Issues== | ||
| − | [[Image:Beautiful_de.JPG|right|thumb|250px|Dedede before his plastic surgery | + | [[Image:Beautiful_de.JPG|right|thumb|250px|Dedede before his plastic surgery]] |
*Is k[[no]]wn for smoking and selling [[illegal|Weed]]. His addiction is so bad, that he can smoke 500 sacks of it in 1 day without suffering an overdose. | *Is k[[no]]wn for smoking and selling [[illegal|Weed]]. His addiction is so bad, that he can smoke 500 sacks of it in 1 day without suffering an overdose. | ||
*Stole 600 pizzas from Mona Pizza, however, the location of the pizzas is still unknown and they are all presumed dead by being eaten by him. | *Stole 600 pizzas from Mona Pizza, however, the location of the pizzas is still unknown and they are all presumed dead by being eaten by him. | ||
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*However he does commit genocide on watermelons. | *However he does commit genocide on watermelons. | ||
*He got sued for being so fucking fat, until Fat Mario sucked some fat out of him. | *He got sued for being so fucking fat, until Fat Mario sucked some fat out of him. | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | + | *AH NEED A MONSTAH TA CLOBBAH DAT DEH KIRBEH! | |
| − | + | *Well, you see this ain't no monster, it's my new pet monster. | |
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| − | + | *EYE WAUNTED TUH BEE DUH MAYN KARAKTUH! | |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*The only thing he likes to eat is monster. | *The only thing he likes to eat is monster. | ||
*Also wants to see eat [[Sonic the Hedgehog|that hedgehog!]] | *Also wants to see eat [[Sonic the Hedgehog|that hedgehog!]] | ||
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*He was originally supposed to be the star of the arcade, Colecovision, [[Atari 3600|Atari 2600]], and [[Nintendo]] Famicom game [[Donkey Kong]], instead of [[Mario]], but Mario can handle a hammer much more smoothly than King Dedede. No, that's not a sexual reference. Or maybe it is. | *He was originally supposed to be the star of the arcade, Colecovision, [[Atari 3600|Atari 2600]], and [[Nintendo]] Famicom game [[Donkey Kong]], instead of [[Mario]], but Mario can handle a hammer much more smoothly than King Dedede. No, that's not a sexual reference. Or maybe it is. | ||
| − | *In ''[[Kirby]]'s Adventure'' for the NES, King Dedede was a normal-sized black penguin, instead of him being in his normal attire. | + | *In ''[[Kirby]]'s Adventure'' for the NES, King Dedede was a normal-sized [[Africans|black]] penguin, instead of him being in his normal attire. |
*In the aforementioned game, he was actually a good guy who was blamed as bad guy by [[Kirby]]. Some say this accusation was based only on the fact that King Dedede was black. Martin Luther King Jr. will look into it. | *In the aforementioned game, he was actually a good guy who was blamed as bad guy by [[Kirby]]. Some say this accusation was based only on the fact that King Dedede was black. Martin Luther King Jr. will look into it. | ||
| + | *Whether his name is pronounced "Dee-dee-dee" or "Day-day-day" is a subject of debate. | ||
*Has put on a mask and went ape-shit before. | *Has put on a mask and went ape-shit before. | ||
*In Brawl, he sounds like [[Punch-Out!!|King Hippo]]. | *In Brawl, he sounds like [[Punch-Out!!|King Hippo]]. | ||
*Sometimes, in the [[wrong|right]] mood, he can perform something called "[[No|The Big Gay Dance.]]" | *Sometimes, in the [[wrong|right]] mood, he can perform something called "[[No|The Big Gay Dance.]]" | ||
*He likes to stare at [[tree]]s for hours. | *He likes to stare at [[tree]]s for hours. | ||
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*He once copied [[King Koopa]]'s plan to use television to turn the cavepeople against [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]] (in Dedede's case, he replaced "cavepeople" with "Cappies" and "Mario and Luigi" with "Kirby"). | *He once copied [[King Koopa]]'s plan to use television to turn the cavepeople against [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]] (in Dedede's case, he replaced "cavepeople" with "Cappies" and "Mario and Luigi" with "Kirby"). | ||
*According to [[Meta Knight]], King Dedede has a "Monster [[penis|Dick]]". Then again, he does tend to have [[sex]]ual dreams/fantasies of him, so yeah. | *According to [[Meta Knight]], King Dedede has a "Monster [[penis|Dick]]". Then again, he does tend to have [[sex]]ual dreams/fantasies of him, so yeah. | ||
| − | *He tends to sound like Foghorn Leghorn | + | *He tends to sound like Foghorn Leghorn and [[George W. Bush]]. Somehow, Warner Bros. and George W. have yet to notice this. |
*He holds the record for most weed smoked, at 513 sacks. He set this record in 1983. Unlike [[Laughing Panther]] (the previous record holder), it only did minimal brain damage, though it did cause him to have the munchies permanently, which is how he became [[fat]]. | *He holds the record for most weed smoked, at 513 sacks. He set this record in 1983. Unlike [[Laughing Panther]] (the previous record holder), it only did minimal brain damage, though it did cause him to have the munchies permanently, which is how he became [[fat]]. | ||
| − | *Is (possibly) from [[ | + | *Is (possibly) from Tex[[Ass|as]]. |
*Has been proven to be illiterate. | *Has been proven to be illiterate. | ||
*He went to [[Disney]]land and became the new Donald Duck. | *He went to [[Disney]]land and became the new Donald Duck. | ||
*[[Kirby]] thinks he is naughty for swimming in the Fountain of Dreams. | *[[Kirby]] thinks he is naughty for swimming in the Fountain of Dreams. | ||
*He often masturbates with [[Escargoon]] when not trying to kill [[Kirby]] or staring at trees. | *He often masturbates with [[Escargoon]] when not trying to kill [[Kirby]] or staring at trees. | ||
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*When eating an apple, he puts on his rapist smile, as seen in Kirby Super Star. | *When eating an apple, he puts on his rapist smile, as seen in Kirby Super Star. | ||
*[[Tiff]] insists that he is [[evil]]. Her mother [[Lady Like]] does not think so, but this is because she believes no one is evil. She must be a Buddhist. | *[[Tiff]] insists that he is [[evil]]. Her mother [[Lady Like]] does not think so, but this is because she believes no one is evil. She must be a Buddhist. | ||
| − | *He, along with [[Shredder]], <strike>[[Dr. Robotnik]]</strike> [[Dr. Eggman]], Dr. K, and Dial Bolic were briefly recruited by Wayne Cramp from ''Cramp Twins'' to help take over the Fox Box. The plan failed because [[4Kids]] mailed a bunch of DVDs exposing it to the viewers | + | * He, along with [[Shredder]], <strike>[[Dr. Robotnik]]</strike> [[Dr. Eggman]], Dr. K, and Dial Bolic were briefly recruited by Wayne Cramp from ''Cramp Twins'' to help take over the Fox Box. The plan failed because [[4Kids]] mailed a bunch of DVDs exposing it to the viewers. |
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