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'''Jonny Toobyfore''' is by far the most annoying kid in the Peachcreek. He is always with his best, and only friend, Plank. Plank is a wood fence board with a face drawn on it.  Yup, he plays with an inanimate object all day long and even allows it to 'make his decisions'. [[Yes|Loser, huh?]] He's also the local superhero Captain Melonhead, although he's never actually saved anyone in any way, shape and form. Quite the superhero, huh?
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'''Jonny Toobyfore''' is by far the most annoying kid in the Peachcreek. He is always with his best, and only friend, Plank. Plank is a wood fence board.  Yup, he plays with an inanimate object just about all day. [[Yes|Loser, huh?]]
  
 
== Who is this guy? ==
 
== Who is this guy? ==
He's Jonny 2X4.  
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He's Jonny.
  
 
== People that hate Jonny ==
 
== People that hate Jonny ==
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* [[Jimmy]]
 
* [[Jimmy]]
 
* Meat lovers
 
* Meat lovers
* [[Eddy]]
 
 
* Plus many more...
 
* Plus many more...
  
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*Also started "11/9", a day we never forget.
 
*Also started "11/9", a day we never forget.
 
*Likes to make dicks out of sand.
 
*Likes to make dicks out of sand.
*Is a retard.
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*Is a /b/tard.
 
*Has a wood fetish. But he hasn't reached puberty yet and therefore never has wood. So his Plank is actually compensation for this.
 
*Has a wood fetish. But he hasn't reached puberty yet and therefore never has wood. So his Plank is actually compensation for this.
 
*Once [[masturbation|jerked]] [[sex|off]] Plank all day long.
 
*Once [[masturbation|jerked]] [[sex|off]] Plank all day long.
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==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
*"What's that, Plank?"
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*What's that, Plank?
*"YEE-HAW!"
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*YEE-HAW!
*"[[Edd|DOUBLE D]]'S GOT A CARD!"
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*[[Edd|Double-Dee's]] got a card!
*"I've got my eye on [[you]], Wood-Hater!"
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*I've got my eye on [[you]], Wood-Hater!
*"I'M THE BIKE PIXIE! CATCH ME IF [[YOU]] CAN!!"
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*I'M A BIKE PIXIE! CATCH ME IF [[YOU]] CAN!!
*"Flutter around the mushroom, that's what pixies do!"
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*Running around the mushroom, that's what pixies do!!
*"I'm a monkey! Feed [[me]] a pea[[Cum|nut]]!"
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*There are not many of those states are among the next that phrase "God damn it" or tell you!
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*Take on organizations. They take on committee. They take on this Potato Men, this doctrine...
 
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[[Category:Characters - Appears in Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]
 
[[Category:Africans]]
 
[[Category:Africans]]
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[[Category:Retarded Characters]]
 
[[Category:Insane Characters]]
 
[[Category:Insane Characters]]

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