Editing Impa

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|name=Impa
|image=Impa.jpg
|shows=The Legend of Zelda
|sex=Female
|age=72 (at most)
|occupation=King's Advisor, Zelda's nanny
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|nationality=Ukrainian
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Impa is the advisor to the [[King of Hyrule]] and keeper of the Triforce of Wisdom. She is also [[Zelda]]'s Personal Aid.

Cultural Heritage: Native American in most Zelda games, but she really looks white in the [[CD-i]] games.

==Health Issues==
[[Image:HectansDangerous.jpg|thumb|left|[[Hektad]] is dangerous!]]
It has been made apparent that Impa often suffers from extensive seizures and Alzheimer's Disease.

== Trivia ==
[[Image:Impa2.png|thumb|Impa in her younger days.]]
[[Image:Reesong_palace13.jpg|thumb|right|Impa, after seeing this article.]]
*She is not involved with [[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]]'s takeover of the Chef's burnt cakes.
*She has an abnormally large left arm and hand that she uses to stroke Zelda when she is upset.
*She is often woken up by Zelda to take random trips to both [[Gamelon]] and [[Pancakes|IHOP]]. She's also woken up by Zelda for certain actions that shouldn't be named.
*She really likes to say "Oh my!" or "Oh dear!" a lot, as if she's surprised by everything.
*She is known to roar when angry.
*According to Tourettes Guy, "SHE'S OLD AS FUCK!"
*Really old men, however, thick she's as [[sex]]y as fuck. (Gross!)
**She actually was in ''Ocarina of Time'', where she was young.

==Quotes==
{{poopquote|Impa|Don't worry, [[Zelda]]. The triforce of wisdom promises [[King Harkinian|the king]] will safely return!}}
{{poopquote|Impa|I'm certain he's alright!}}
{{poopquote|Impa|Alright dear, I'll get the triforce of wisdom.}}
{{poopquote|Impa|Oh my! It looks like everyone's been taken to Tykogi Tower.}}
{{poopquote|Impa|Yes...oh my! Your father has been captured!}}
{{poopquote|Impa|He's been in a terrible fight. I can't tell what happened!}}
{{poopquote|Impa|Oh dear! Wizzrobe has captured [[Lady Alma]]!}}
{{poopquote|Impa|Look how your father was captured!}}
{{poopquote|Impa|[[Hektad]] is DANGEROUS!}}
{{poopquote|Impa|You smell like [[shit]]!}}
{{poopquote|Impa|I wonder what it all means!}}
{{poopquote|Impa|[[King Harkinian|The king's]] a terrible father!}}
{{poopquote|Impa|Your father's a terrible butt faggot!}}
{{poopquote|Impa|Your father's the king!}}
{{poopquote|Impa|[[Hektad]] is [[Sex|sexy]].}}
[[Category:Characters - Female]]
[[Category:CD-i]]
[[Category:Retarded Characters]]
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
[[Category:Characters - Appears in The Legend of Zelda]]
[[Category:Native Americans]]
[[Category:Hyrule]]