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Editing IT'S A STONE, LUIGI.
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| − | One peaceful day in Dinosaur World, Luigi presented a chisled stone to [[Mario]]. [[Stone Luigi]] claims it's a | + | One peaceful day in Dinosaur World, Luigi presented a chisled stone to [[Mario]]. [[Stone Luigi]] claims it's a football that he chisled himself. Mario remarks "It's a stone, Luigi. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT!" |
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Mario was told to have eaten those words as Luigi allegedly beamed the stone/football at his dear brother's abdominal area. Mario survived with 8 stitches in the pectoral and 5 broken ribs. The stone/football was "...official size, [but] not official weight". | Mario was told to have eaten those words as Luigi allegedly beamed the stone/football at his dear brother's abdominal area. Mario survived with 8 stitches in the pectoral and 5 broken ribs. The stone/football was "...official size, [but] not official weight". | ||
| − | + | Yoshi remained silent until he was given the chance to be on Mario's football team. | |
| − | The scrap was not at all a loss, for Mario discovered that | + | The scrap was not at all a loss, for Mario discovered that football would "...teach the [cavemen] organization and teamwork". We don't know why mario is so obsessed about organization and teamwork, but the last time the cavemen didn't meet these requirements, Mario threw a fit and was fined for 599 US dollars which, strangely enough, is what [[Chad Warden]] spent for a very special Playstation 3. |
| − | Custody of the stone/ | + | Custody of the stone/football is still underway. |
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
