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|caption=[[Mr. Burns|Release the]] [[:Category:Dogs|hounds]]...
 
 
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[[Image:I_._Fleecem.PNG|frame|A shopkeeper you can surely trust.]]
 
[[Image:I_._Fleecem.PNG|frame|A shopkeeper you can surely trust.]]
 
I. Fleecem is the immortal shopkeeper of [[Gamelon]]. He is biggest enemy of [[Morshu]], the shopkeeper of [[Koridai]]. He makes a cameo appearance in [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]. It is also rumored that I. Fleecem and [[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen]] are distant cousins.
 
I. Fleecem is the immortal shopkeeper of [[Gamelon]]. He is biggest enemy of [[Morshu]], the shopkeeper of [[Koridai]]. He makes a cameo appearance in [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]. It is also rumored that I. Fleecem and [[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen]] are distant cousins.
 
He didn't receive a name in the games or the [[Enclosed Instruction Book]], unlike Morshu, which only increased the rivalry between the two. His shop, however, was named the General Store (and Morshu has to settle for "Morshu's shop"). He is sometimes given the nickname '''Ushrom''', and under this name appeared alongside [[Morshu]] on [[Youchew Trading Cards|Youchew Trading Card]] #87.
 
 
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"Ushrom, who of course in on your side, serves the role of salesman in ''Zelda: Wand of Gamelon''. Pick whatever you want, he'll handle the boo...rupees. Thin and differing in color scheme, he's generally considered the lesser of the two."
 
 
==Origins==
 
==Origins==
Fleecem was born in 1882 to a family of bicycle sellers. Since they lived in a far-off country with a different culture and far less intelligence, Fleecem went to preschool at the age of 65. While there, he met [[Mr. Krabs|Eugene Krabs]], but he was only five back then. When he went to university at an old age, there, he met a student named Morshu.
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Fleecem was born in 1850 to a family of bicycle sellers. Since they lived in a far-off country with a different culture and far less intelligence, Fleecem went to preschool at the age of 65. While there, he met [[Mr. Krabs|Eugene Krabs]], but he was only five back then. When he went to university at an old age, there, he met a student named Morshu.
  
 
==The War==
 
==The War==
His war with [[Morshu]] started when they had the same idea: a shop with lamp oil, rope and [[bombs]]. So they made two shops that were just conveniently across the street from each other, in order to see which shop got more customers. Sadly [[Morshu]] won the war, thanks to being ''nicer'' to small children and young women, but this didn't stop Fleecem. Fleecem set up a Pet/Artillery Shop in Gamelon, which sold swords, maps, Octoroks, Dodongos, Tektites, and [[Majora's Mask|creepy-looking masks]]. Too bad his only customers were [[Link]], [[Gwonam]] and [[Ganon]]dorf, but who cares. At least he got customers, ha.
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His war with [[Morshu]] stated when they had the same idea: a shop with lamp oil, rope and [[bombs]]. So they made two shops that were just conveniently across the street from each other, in order to see which shop got more customers. Sadly [[Morshu]] won the war, thanks to being ''nicer'' to small children and young women, but this didn't stop Fleecem. Fleecem set up a Pet/Artillery Shop in Gamelon, which sold swords, maps, Octoroks, Dodongos, Tektites, and [[Majora's Mask|creepy-looking masks]]. Too bad his only customers were [[Link]], [[Gwonam]] and [[Ganon]]dorf, but who cares. At least he got customers, ha.
  
 
==Nowadays==
 
==Nowadays==
[[Image:Sakado5.jpg|thumb|left|Fleeceman taking part in the ritual summoning of [[Tom Nook]], which is common among Gamelonian shopkeeps.]]
 
 
Greedy for money, I. Fleecem travels around the world searching for <s>the [[One Piece]]</s> great fortune surpassing Morshu's. Unfortunately, it's unlikely he'll ever succeed, considering that he's a pervert and he's not really popular in [[Youtube Poop]]. Too bad for him.
 
Greedy for money, I. Fleecem travels around the world searching for <s>the [[One Piece]]</s> great fortune surpassing Morshu's. Unfortunately, it's unlikely he'll ever succeed, considering that he's a pervert and he's not really popular in [[Youtube Poop]]. Too bad for him.
  
==Quotes==
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*"Just pick what you want..I'll handle the ''[[boobs|rubies]]!''"
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[[Category:Characters - Male]]
*"Boobies!"
 
 
[[Category:Pedophiles]]
 
[[Category:Pedophiles]]
 
[[Category: Business People]]
 
[[Category: Business People]]
 
[[Category:CD-i]]
 
[[Category:CD-i]]
 
[[Category:Elderly Characters]]
 
[[Category:Elderly Characters]]
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[[Category:Characters - Appears in Zelda: Wand of Gamelon]]
 
[[Category:Greedy Characters]]
 
[[Category:Greedy Characters]]

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