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== History == | == History == | ||
| − | Hyrule was originally a secret military base in a place formerly known as New Mexico that hid aliens, zombies, the Green Giant, and other things inside. Also known by [[GLaDOS]], [[Gordon Freeman]] and related people as Black Mesa. Then one day a King [[cum|came]] by and named the base Jerry. This King was then assassinated by [[King Harkinian]] and he got a bunch of his medieval knights to invade the base and downgrade the technology. He turned this once thriving military base into a Castle Town of near underpopulation. During this he proceeded to colonize the nearby land. New Mexico was forced to relocate to the deserts of southwest North America, between Arizona and [[Texas]]. To this day New Mexico denies these allegations, but everyone knows it's true. | + | Hyrule was originally a secret military base in a place formerly known as New Mexico that hid aliens, zombies, the Green Giant, and other things inside. Also known by [[GLaDOS]], [[Gordon Freeman]] and related people as Black Mesa. Then one day a [[retard|retarded]] King [[cum|came]] by and named the base Jerry. This King was then assassinated by [[King Harkinian]] and he got a bunch of his medieval knights to invade the base and downgrade the technology. He turned this once thriving military base into a Castle Town of near underpopulation. During this he proceeded to colonize the nearby land. New Mexico was forced to relocate to the deserts of southwest North America, between Arizona and [[Texas]]. To this day New Mexico denies these allegations, but everyone knows it's true. |
Over the course of centuries Hyrule has been the victim of many natural and man/[[Ganon]]-made disasters. These include but are not limited to [[Ganon|hostile takeovers]], becoming shrouded in darkness, shrouded in [[Zant|twilight]], and flooding. Despite these, Hyrule has always pushed through the toughest of times, generally thanks to the efforts of [[Link|a young hero in a green skirt]] who keeps getting reincarnated. | Over the course of centuries Hyrule has been the victim of many natural and man/[[Ganon]]-made disasters. These include but are not limited to [[Ganon|hostile takeovers]], becoming shrouded in darkness, shrouded in [[Zant|twilight]], and flooding. Despite these, Hyrule has always pushed through the toughest of times, generally thanks to the efforts of [[Link|a young hero in a green skirt]] who keeps getting reincarnated. | ||
