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− | [[Image:Hyrulemap.jpg|thumb| | + | [[Image:Hyrulemap.jpg|thumb|600px|center|[[Gwonam|Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?!]]]] |
== What Is It? == | == What Is It? == | ||
− | Hyrule is the kingdom in the [[Zelda|Legend of Zelda]] series | + | Hyrule is the kingdom in the [[Zelda|Legend of Zelda]] series and is the second or third most retarded place you'll ever find in any video game or real life. The first more retarded place being the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] |
− | The | + | == Background == |
+ | Hyrule was originally a secret military base that hid aliens, zombies,the F*cknut Named [[The Green Giant]] and other things inside. Also known by [[Glados]], [[Gordon Freeman]] and related people as Black Mesa. Then one day a [[retard|retarded]] King [[cum|came]] by and got a boner and named it Jerry. This King was then assassinated by [[King Harkinian]] and got a bunch of his medieval knights to invade the base and downgrade the technology. He turned this once thriving military base into a Castle Town of near underpopulation. | ||
− | == | + | == People That Actually Live In This [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Shitload of Fuck]]== |
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* [[Link]] | * [[Link]] | ||
* [[Zelda]] | * [[Zelda]] | ||
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* [[Morshu]] (he owns a shop in [[Koridai]], however.) | * [[Morshu]] (he owns a shop in [[Koridai]], however.) | ||
* [[Impa]] | * [[Impa]] | ||
− | + | * Everyone who's ever been in the Legend of Zelda series. (Minus the [[CD-i|Phillips CD-i]] games.) | |
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− | * Everyone who's ever been in the Legend of Zelda series. (Minus the [[CD-i| | ||
== People Who Have Tried to Destroy Hyrule == | == People Who Have Tried to Destroy Hyrule == | ||
* [[Ganon]] | * [[Ganon]] | ||
− | * [[Ganon|Agahnim | + | * [[Ganon|Agahnim]] ...Wait, those two are the same person. |
− | + | * [[Ganondorf]] | |
* [[Zant]] | * [[Zant]] | ||
* Vaati | * Vaati | ||
− | * | + | * [[Robotnik]] |
− | * | + | * Vegeta |
− | * | + | * Dr. Evil |
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− | [[Category:Places]] | + | [[Category: Hyrule]] |
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