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| − | [[Image:Hyrulemap.jpg|thumb|300px|right|[[Gwonam|Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?!]]]]
| + | == What is it? == |
| − | == What Is It? == | + | Hyrule is the kingdom in the [[Zelda]] series and is the second or third most retarded place you'll ever find in any video game or real life. The first more retarded place being the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] |
| − | Hyrule is the kingdom in the [[Zelda|Legend of Zelda]] series. Rather expansive, it is ruled by the dastardly [[King Harkinian]] and is home to various locales including Kakariko Village, Lon Lon Ranch, Hyrule Castle, and Zora's Domain. There are a number of species and tribes within Hyrule; humans, Gorons, Zoras, the Sheikah, and <s>elves</s> Kokiri. Its direct counterpart is the doomed land of [[Majora's Mask|Termina]]. | |
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| − | The Zelda [[CD-i]] games only show Hyrule minimally in the opening and ending scenes, instead taking place in neighbouring kingdoms. | + | == Background == |
| | + | Hyrule was originally a secret military base that hid aliens, zombies,the F*cknut Named [[The Green Giant]] and other things inside. Also known by [[Glados]] [[Gordon Freeman]] and related people as Black Mesa. Then one day a [[retard|retarded]] King [[cum|came]] by and got a boner and named it Jerry. This King was then assassinated by [[King Harkinian]] and got a bunch of his medieval knights to invade the base and downgrade the technology. He turned this once thriving military base into a Castle Town of near underpopulation. |
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| − | == History == | + | == People that Actually live in this shitload== |
| − | Hyrule was originally a secret military base in a place formerly known as New Mexico that hid aliens, zombies, the Green Giant, and other things inside. Also known by [[GLaDOS]], [[Gordon Freeman]] and related people as Black Mesa. Then one day a King [[cum|came]] by and named the base Jerry. This King was then assassinated by [[King Harkinian]] and he got a bunch of his medieval knights to invade the base and downgrade the technology. He turned this once thriving military base into a Castle Town of near underpopulation. During this he proceeded to colonize the nearby land. New Mexico was forced to relocate to the deserts of southwest North America, between Arizona and [[Texas]]. To this day New Mexico denies these allegations, but everyone knows it's true.
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| − | Over the course of centuries Hyrule has been the victim of many natural and man/[[Ganon]]-made disasters. These include but are not limited to [[Ganon|hostile takeovers]], becoming shrouded in darkness, shrouded in [[Zant|twilight]], and flooding. Despite these, Hyrule has always pushed through the toughest of times, generally thanks to the efforts of [[Link|a young hero in a green skirt]] who keeps getting reincarnated.
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| − | Hyrule is also very prone to erosion, and the [[map]]s of the land throughout its known existence are very inconsistent.
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| − | == Hylians ==
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| | * [[Link]] | | * [[Link]] |
| | * [[Zelda]] | | * [[Zelda]] |
| | * [[King Harkinian]] | | * [[King Harkinian]] |
| − | * [[Gwonam]] (Also has a summer home in [[Koridai]].) | + | * [[Gwonam]] |
| − | * [[Ganon]]
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| − | * [[Morshu]] (he owns a shop in [[Koridai]], however.)
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| − | * [[Impa]]
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| − | * [[Tingle]] - Traveling amateur cartographer and flamboyant [[Gay Luigi|homosexual]] extraordinaire.
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| − | * Saria
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| − | * The Zoras
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| − | * The Gorons
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| − | * [[Mario|Talon]]
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| − | * [[Luigi|Ingo]]
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| − | * [[Peach|Malon]]
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| − | * Everyone who's ever been in the Legend of Zelda series. (Minus the [[CD-i|Philips CD-i]] games.)
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| − | == People Who Have Tried to Destroy Hyrule ==
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| | * [[Ganon]] | | * [[Ganon]] |
| − | * [[Ganon|Agahnim]] | + | * [[Morshu]] (he owns a shop in Koridai, however.) |
| − | * [[Ganondorf]] ...Wait, all three of them are the same person.
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| − | * [[Zant]]
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| − | * Vaati
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| − | * [[Dr. Robotnik]] - Tried to destroy its forests on the [[Robotnik Express]]. Distracted after he passed a [[KFC]].
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| − | * [[Vegeta]] - But [[Goku]] stopped him.
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| − | * [[Dr. Evil]] - Threatened to destroy it if he wasn't paid 100 rupees. Though he was paid, Dr. Evil soon discovered that 100 rupees is the equivalent of 10 dollars.
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| − | * [[Megatron]] - Detected high traces of [[energon]] in the Fairy Fountains. But nobody was fooled by the presence of a gun in Hyrule and they had him burned.
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