Editing Hentai

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It's anime porno. It's as fucking simple as that you dumbass.
[[Image:Thatguyinthecar.JPG‎|thumb|left|Ben Bailey does not like hentai.]]
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[[Image:Santamariosex.gif|thumb|A very minor example of what happens in hentai.]]
[[Image:LegionRape1.jpg|thumb|An extreme example of what happens in hentai.]]
[[Image:Harcore.png|thumb|right|A still frame of Professor Utonium searching up hentai in an aggressive manner.]]
[[Image:Draco and Harry Prize pic by gem.jpg|thumb|right|This is what some fangirls do with their favorite characters.]][[Image:YOUENDEDUP.jpg|thumb|right|The trolling Quaker Guy laughs at you because you ended-up on a porn site. In retrospect, this gag hasn't aged well.]]
==Types of Hentai==
*Heterosexual - Man x woman.
*Yaoi - Man x man ([[gay]]).
*Yuri - Woman x woman ([[lesbian]]).
*Lolicon - Contains sex involving young girls.
*Shotacon - Contains sex involving young boys.
*Ecchi - Nudity, but no sex. Basically a big tease.

==Stereotypical Hentai Storylines==
1) Guy has sex with one person

2) Guy has sex with another person 

3) All three people meet up

4) Argue about who the Guy will love

5) All decide on an orgy

6) Orgy

7) Somebody is raped in an alleyway!

'''END or v--OPTIONAL--v'''

8) Guy has sex with one more person

9) Things get really messy once the four meet up

10) Guy is full of angst and confusion on who to love forever

11) Three "victims" compete for Guy

12) Failed

13) All stop fighting and have an orgy

14) Orgy

15) Killed and or raped by a minotaur

16) Slips in a puddle of cum

17} Dimwitted girls go to a party and end up totally engulfed in a swarm of angry locusts

==Rule 34==
::<i> ♫There is nothing fair in this world, baby. There is nothing safe in this world. And there's nothing sure in this world, and there's nothing pure in this world, and if there's something left in this world...♫ -Billy Idol </I>

Rule 34 is the menace that states that if it exists, there is porn to it. No exceptions, except for [[God]]. It was later amended with Rule 35, which states that if porn of it does not yet exist, then porn of it will be made.

Unfortunately, this rule actually influenced a glut of porn of various things, ranging from [[Krystal]] and [[Digimon|Renamon]], to Franklin and other little kids' shows, and even [[the Magic School Bus]] and Knightrider.

A lot of this rule 34 porn even makes it to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], where it is featured on various articles.

==Poopers who like Hentai==
*[[TyrannosaurusReich]] (Goes without saying)
*[[Temeku]] (only lulz porn)
*[[MetalAcid5]] (Once said he didn't, but does so happen to have many files of [[Hinata]] pron)
*[[Steg|Stegblob]] (WHO'DA THOUGHT IT!?)
*[[RetardedAnimeParody]] ''(uhh... yeah.. for poop material)''
*[[Zero Wing]] (same with RetardedAnimeParody)
*[[Connerhawke]] "Worships It"
*[[User:Night-One-Winged Sonic Shadow Silver The LSS Molly Angel|Long Name]](<_< >_> What??)
*[[PeskeyPlumber]] "Hey, cartoon boobs are HAWT."
*[[Superbleachbrothers]] (Saying Hello in Hell is like Rape)
*[[Soucisse Verte]] (He thinks it's funny 8))
*[[zacheatscrackers]] (man titties fucking rock)
*[[mrdavidatify]] (Usually uses his iPod Touch and goes to his bedroom and watches hentai)
*[[jokemasterslifer]] (Great stuff!)
*[[kingplatypus3rd]] (It's alright in my book. English hentai sucks though.)
*[[RobochaoXX]] (Makes a good landfill.)
*[[DoomZappo]] (Duh)
*[[SirSnivyofNottingham]]
*[[Maxillos79]] (depends on who is involving...) 
*[[CaptainStringCheese]] (I very much enjoy watching yuri tsundere action)
*[[MidnightMidna]] (Boobs. Case closed. Detective Conan.)
*[[King D Supersepiroth]] (For the love of god, don't even try asking. Please, just don't do it.)
*[[MonsterSumoable]] 
*[[Mokokudasai]]
*[[Silverstreak]] (fapfapfapfapfapfapfap)
*[[Superchops]] (Ya fuckin' caught me red-handed, sir)
*[[smbmaster9]] ("There's no such thing as 'too much porn'")
*[[Peskeh]]  (No reason given)
*[[MemeKirisame]] (mostly yaoi) (thinks Rance 01 is the perfect hentai that made him stop watching hentai because it had good writing and character development to the point that it wasn't fappable...except rance yaoi fan-art)
*[[Weesloo]] (likes yuri a lot)
*[[VentXekart]] (Likes light yuri and ecchi but everything else...not so much.)

==Trivia==
*An old man once answered this on the Discovery Channel's Cash Cab (see above video ^). He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] was [[WRONG!]]
**When there is such thing as [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Kiss_Players_%28franchise%29 official Transformers lolicon], you just know there's a problem.
*In the world of hentai, anything can happen.
**And I do mean ANYTHING!
*It can also be an addiction in which once you start seeing it, you simply can't stop, and it can fuck you up big time. Don't believe me? [[iamoutofideas1|Why not take a look at this.]]
*Lolicon and shotacon are both [[illegal]] in Canada. Yet somehow, Disgaea can still be found on shelves.
*According to the Blue [[Spy]], pornography starring your mother is one of the worst things that can happen to you, right behind getting ganked by the Red Spy.
**In fact, [[no|that's how the blue Scout was born.]]
*[[Mario]] wants to star in a porno with [[Princess Peach]].
*Hentai is written as へんたい in hiragana, ヘンタイ in katakana and 変態 in kanji.
*Apparently, Hentai is a shortened word for <i>Hentai Seiyoku</i>, which means "[[sex]]ual perversion".
*The [[Japan]]ese generally do not approve of hentai, and, in fact, hentai means "weird", "perverted" in Japanese.
**Hentai is more popular among perverted westerners (in both [[Canada|North]] [[America]] and [[Europe]]) than among the [[Japan]]ese.
*This page has been cleaned for your viewing pleasures to prevent mini heart attacks. ~kneesocks
*There was a video game for the [[Playstation 3|Playstation 2]], [[Xbox 360|Xbox]], and the [[Nintendo]] Gamecube called ''BMX XXX.'' However, the game unfortunately sucked, especially due to the controversy involved in it.
*The makers of ''[[Guilty Gear]]'' (Arc System Works) have been making [[Street Fighter (game)|endless remakes of]] ''Guilty Gear XX'' to prevent naming the next game ''Guilty Gear XXX''. In fact, they're going as far to the point that they're distracting themselves just to make a new fighting game in ''BlazBlue''. Then again, considering [[Sexy|what the women of Guilty Gear look like]], they'd probably get themselves into a huge amount of trouble for naming the game that, especially considering what happened to ''BMX XXX.'' Then Blazblue had its own onslaught of women in crazy sexy outfits (case in point: Mu-12, Makoto Nanaya and Mai Natsume.)
**And when there finally was a new Guilty Gear, it wasn't even a fighting game and it was called ''Guilty Gear 2: [[Bugs Bunny|Overture]]''. And after that they made an actual fighting game with three new women that were just as sexy as usual (Just look at Ramlethal.) The only exception being Kum Haehyun who sits in a giant robot all the time.
*[[King Hippo]] has a pants size of '''"XXX Large."''' This [[may]] be hinting that he keeps [[Jizz In My Pants|porn in his pants.]]
*Hentai, as shocking as it usually is, is commonly used for shock humour and childhood [[rape]]. 
**However, this is commonly criticised as going too far for just a couple of [[Anonymous|lulz]]. It became more frequent in post-2016 via "memes". It's low-brow shit humor at this point.

==Poopers who do NOT like Hentai==
*[[Taco Wiz]]
*TrainorJon - He hates hentai.
*[[Jedi787Plus]] - hates anything that involves sex, [[cum]], or anything in between and is an adamant anti-lolicon activist; however, it is rumored that he tolerates ecchi (nude but nonsexual) stuff...
*[[Videogamemaster95]]
*[[TheFXexpert26]]
*[[CorruptionSound]]
*[[TheNintendofan1209]] - Despite he is a furry.
*[[FromtheWordsofBR]] - Or anything related to sex in real life anyway.
*[[NationOfOranges696]] (this is everywhere, no matter where I look. I do not know why there are so many people who are really into this. It is just wrong, and you can get arrested for such a thing like this.)
*[[fiv95]] (i'm into other things >:UUUU)
*[[ThirtyTwelve]] (No, Just no.)

==People who proudly make BLOODY MATURE ARTS==
*[[Kinghomer45]] - Drawn Sex is better than this guy.
*[[Chris-Chan]] - Because nothing gets [[You]] horny like porn that looks like it was drawn by a five year old.
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