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It's anime porno. It's as fucking simple as that you dumbass.
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It's anime porno. It's as fucking simple as that you fat [[bitch]].
 
[[Image:Thatguyinthecar.JPG‎|thumb|left|Ben Bailey does not like hentai.]]
 
[[Image:Thatguyinthecar.JPG‎|thumb|left|Ben Bailey does not like hentai.]]
 
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[[Image:Santamariosex.gif|thumb|A very minor example of what happens in hentai.]]
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[[Image:Bounce.gif|thumb|150px|A very minor example of what happens in hentai.]]
 
[[Image:LegionRape1.jpg|thumb|An extreme example of what happens in hentai.]]
 
[[Image:LegionRape1.jpg|thumb|An extreme example of what happens in hentai.]]
[[Image:Harcore.png|thumb|right|A still frame of Professor Utonium searching up hentai in an aggressive manner.]]
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[[Image:Harcore.png|thumb|right|Professor Utonium watches hentai.]]
[[Image:Draco and Harry Prize pic by gem.jpg|thumb|right|This is what some fangirls do with their favorite characters.]][[Image:YOUENDEDUP.jpg|thumb|right|The trolling Quaker Guy laughs at you because you ended-up on a porn site. In retrospect, this gag hasn't aged well.]]
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[[Image:PPG on bikini pose 2 by j97064.jpg|thumb|right|Being in a swimsuit/bikini isn't really hentai (or even ecchi for that matter), but most say otherwise.]]
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[[Image:Draco and Harry Prize pic by gem.jpg|thumb|right|This is what some fangirls do with their favourite characters.]][[Image:YOUENDEDUP.jpg|thumb|right|The trolling Colonial laughs at you because you ended-up on a porn site.]]
 
==Types of Hentai==
 
==Types of Hentai==
 
*Heterosexual - Man x woman.
 
*Heterosexual - Man x woman.
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Rule 34 is the menace that states that if it exists, there is porn to it. No exceptions, except for [[God]]. It was later amended with Rule 35, which states that if porn of it does not yet exist, then porn of it will be made.
 
Rule 34 is the menace that states that if it exists, there is porn to it. No exceptions, except for [[God]]. It was later amended with Rule 35, which states that if porn of it does not yet exist, then porn of it will be made.
  
Unfortunately, this rule actually influenced a glut of porn of various things, ranging from [[Krystal]] and [[Digimon|Renamon]], to Franklin and other little kids' shows, and even [[the Magic School Bus]] and Knightrider.
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Unfortunately, this rule actually influenced a glut of porn of various things, ranging from [[Krystal]] and [[Digimon|Renamon]], to [[Tsutarja]] and [[Pokemon]], to Franklin and other little kids' shows, and even [[the Magic School Bus]] and Knightrider.
  
 
A lot of this rule 34 porn even makes it to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], where it is featured on various articles.
 
A lot of this rule 34 porn even makes it to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], where it is featured on various articles.
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*[[Steg|Stegblob]] (WHO'DA THOUGHT IT!?)
 
*[[Steg|Stegblob]] (WHO'DA THOUGHT IT!?)
 
*[[RetardedAnimeParody]] ''(uhh... yeah.. for poop material)''
 
*[[RetardedAnimeParody]] ''(uhh... yeah.. for poop material)''
*[[Zero Wing]] (same with RetardedAnimeParody)
 
 
*[[Connerhawke]] "Worships It"
 
*[[Connerhawke]] "Worships It"
 
*[[User:Night-One-Winged Sonic Shadow Silver The LSS Molly Angel|Long Name]](<_< >_> What??)
 
*[[User:Night-One-Winged Sonic Shadow Silver The LSS Molly Angel|Long Name]](<_< >_> What??)
 
*[[Dragonforce|PeskeyPlumber]] "Hey, cartoon boobs are HAWT."
 
*[[Dragonforce|PeskeyPlumber]] "Hey, cartoon boobs are HAWT."
 
*[[Superbleachbrothers]] (Saying Hello in Hell is like Rape)
 
*[[Superbleachbrothers]] (Saying Hello in Hell is like Rape)
*[[Soucisse Verte]] (He thinks it's funny 8))
 
 
*[[zacheatscrackers]] (man titties fucking rock)
 
*[[zacheatscrackers]] (man titties fucking rock)
*[[mrdavidatify]] (Usually uses his iPod Touch and goes to his bedroom and watches hentai)
 
 
*[[jokemasterslifer]] (Great stuff!)
 
*[[jokemasterslifer]] (Great stuff!)
 
*[[kingplatypus3rd]] (It's alright in my book. English hentai sucks though.)
 
*[[kingplatypus3rd]] (It's alright in my book. English hentai sucks though.)
 
*[[RobochaoXX]] (Makes a good landfill.)
 
*[[RobochaoXX]] (Makes a good landfill.)
 
*[[DoomZappo]] (Duh)
 
*[[DoomZappo]] (Duh)
*[[SirSnivyofNottingham]]
 
 
*[[Maxillos79]] (depends on who is involving...)  
 
*[[Maxillos79]] (depends on who is involving...)  
 
*[[CaptainStringCheese]] (I very much enjoy watching yuri tsundere action)
 
*[[CaptainStringCheese]] (I very much enjoy watching yuri tsundere action)
 
*[[MidnightMidna]] (Boobs. Case closed. Detective Conan.)
 
*[[MidnightMidna]] (Boobs. Case closed. Detective Conan.)
*[[King D Supersepiroth]] (For the love of god, don't even try asking. Please, just don't do it.)
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*[[King D Supersepiroth]] (For the love of god, Don't even try asking)
*[[MonsterSumoable]]
 
 
*[[Mokokudasai]]
 
*[[Mokokudasai]]
*[[Silverstreak]] (fapfapfapfapfapfapfap)
 
*[[Superchops]] (Ya fuckin' caught me red-handed, sir)
 
*[[smbmaster9]] ("There's no such thing as 'too much porn'")
 
*[[Peskeh]]  (No reason given)
 
*[[MemeKirisame]] (mostly yaoi) (thinks Rance 01 is the perfect hentai that made him stop watching hentai because it had good writing and character development to the point that it wasn't fappable...except rance yaoi fan-art)
 
*[[Weesloo]] (likes yuri a lot)
 
*[[VentXekart]] (Likes light yuri and ecchi but everything else...not so much.)
 
 
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*An old man once answered this on the Discovery Channel's Cash Cab (see above video ^). He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] was [[WRONG!]]
 
*An old man once answered this on the Discovery Channel's Cash Cab (see above video ^). He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] was [[WRONG!]]
 
**When there is such thing as [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Kiss_Players_%28franchise%29 official Transformers lolicon], you just know there's a problem.
 
**When there is such thing as [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Kiss_Players_%28franchise%29 official Transformers lolicon], you just know there's a problem.
 
*In the world of hentai, anything can happen.
 
*In the world of hentai, anything can happen.
**And I do mean ANYTHING!
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**And I do mean ANYTHING! *wink wink nudge nudge 'ULLO MATE*
*It can also be an addiction in which once you start seeing it, you simply can't stop, and it can fuck you up big time. Don't believe me? [[iamoutofideas1|Why not take a look at this.]]
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*It can also be an addiction in which once you start seeing it, you simply can't stop.
 
*Lolicon and shotacon are both [[illegal]] in Canada. Yet somehow, Disgaea can still be found on shelves.
 
*Lolicon and shotacon are both [[illegal]] in Canada. Yet somehow, Disgaea can still be found on shelves.
 
*According to the Blue [[Spy]], pornography starring your mother is one of the worst things that can happen to you, right behind getting ganked by the Red Spy.
 
*According to the Blue [[Spy]], pornography starring your mother is one of the worst things that can happen to you, right behind getting ganked by the Red Spy.
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*The [[Japan]]ese generally do not approve of hentai, and, in fact, hentai means "weird", "perverted" in Japanese.
 
*The [[Japan]]ese generally do not approve of hentai, and, in fact, hentai means "weird", "perverted" in Japanese.
 
**Hentai is more popular among perverted westerners (in both [[Canada|North]] [[America]] and [[Europe]]) than among the [[Japan]]ese.
 
**Hentai is more popular among perverted westerners (in both [[Canada|North]] [[America]] and [[Europe]]) than among the [[Japan]]ese.
*This page has been cleaned for your viewing pleasures to prevent mini heart attacks. ~kneesocks
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*There could sometimes be [[User Talk:Crazy Luigi|someone]] who posts pictures of hentai on this Chewiki, so we here ask [[you]] to please make sure you don't post hentai-ish pictures here. The sooner you would get this info, the better this Chewiki would become.
 
*There was a video game for the [[Playstation 3|Playstation 2]], [[Xbox 360|Xbox]], and the [[Nintendo]] Gamecube called ''BMX XXX.'' However, the game unfortunately sucked, especially due to the controversy involved in it.
 
*There was a video game for the [[Playstation 3|Playstation 2]], [[Xbox 360|Xbox]], and the [[Nintendo]] Gamecube called ''BMX XXX.'' However, the game unfortunately sucked, especially due to the controversy involved in it.
*The makers of ''[[Guilty Gear]]'' (Arc System Works) have been making [[Street Fighter (game)|endless remakes of]] ''Guilty Gear XX'' to prevent naming the next game ''Guilty Gear XXX''. In fact, they're going as far to the point that they're distracting themselves just to make a new fighting game in ''BlazBlue''. Then again, considering [[Sexy|what the women of Guilty Gear look like]], they'd probably get themselves into a huge amount of trouble for naming the game that, especially considering what happened to ''BMX XXX.'' Then Blazblue had its own onslaught of women in crazy sexy outfits (case in point: Mu-12, Makoto Nanaya and Mai Natsume.)
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*The makers of ''[[Guilty Gear]]'' (Arc System Works) have been making [[Street Fighter (game)|endless remakes of]] ''Guilty Gear XX'' to prevent naming the next game ''Guilty Gear XXX''. In fact, they're going as far to the point that they're distracting themselves just to make a new fighting game in ''BlazBlue''. Then again, considering [[Sexy|what the women of Guilty Gear look like]], they'd probably get themselves into a huge amount of trouble for naming the game that, especially considering what happened to ''BMX XXX.''
**And when there finally was a new Guilty Gear, it wasn't even a fighting game and it was called ''Guilty Gear 2: [[Bugs Bunny|Overture]]''. And after that they made an actual fighting game with three new women that were just as sexy as usual (Just look at Ramlethal.) The only exception being Kum Haehyun who sits in a giant robot all the time.
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**And when there finally was a new Guilty Gear, it wasn't even a fighting game and it was called ''Guilty Gear 2: [[Bugs Bunny|Overture]]''.
 
*[[King Hippo]] has a pants size of '''"XXX Large."''' This [[may]] be hinting that he keeps [[Jizz In My Pants|porn in his pants.]]
 
*[[King Hippo]] has a pants size of '''"XXX Large."''' This [[may]] be hinting that he keeps [[Jizz In My Pants|porn in his pants.]]
*Hentai, as shocking as it usually is, is commonly used for shock humour and childhood [[rape]].  
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*Hentai, as shocking as it usually is, is commonly used for shock humour and childhood [[rape]]. Damn [[you]], Rule 34 and the Internet, DAMN YOU TO [[Hell|HELL]]!
**However, this is commonly criticised as going too far for just a couple of [[Anonymous|lulz]]. It became more frequent in post-2016 via "memes". It's low-brow shit humor at this point.
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**However, this is commonly criticised as going too far for just a couple of [[Anonymous|lulz]].
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[[Image:Anotherside.jpg|thumb|What the fuck, dude]]
  
 
==Poopers who do NOT like Hentai==
 
==Poopers who do NOT like Hentai==
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*[[Videogamemaster95]]
 
*[[Videogamemaster95]]
 
*[[TheFXexpert26]]
 
*[[TheFXexpert26]]
*[[CorruptionSound]]
 
*[[TheNintendofan1209]] - Despite he is a furry.
 
*[[FromtheWordsofBR]] - Or anything related to sex in real life anyway.
 
*[[NationOfOranges696]] (this is everywhere, no matter where I look. I do not know why there are so many people who are really into this. It is just wrong, and you can get arrested for such a thing like this.)
 
*[[fiv95]] (i'm into other things >:UUUU)
 
*[[ThirtyTwelve]] (No, Just no.)
 
  
 
==People who proudly make BLOODY MATURE ARTS==
 
==People who proudly make BLOODY MATURE ARTS==
 
*[[Kinghomer45]] - Drawn Sex is better than this guy.
 
*[[Kinghomer45]] - Drawn Sex is better than this guy.
*[[Chris-Chan]] - Because nothing gets [[You]] horny like porn that looks like it was drawn by a five year old.
 
 
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
 
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
 
[[Category:Sex]]
 
[[Category:Sex]]

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