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|name=Harlequin
 
|image=Harlequin bazaar6.jpg
 
|shows=Link: The Faces of Evil
 
|sex=Male
 
|age=Unknown
 
|occupation=Owner of the Harlequin Bazaar, a casino for Koridians to gamble at
 
|cast=
 
|nationality=American
 
}}{{char}}{{Stub}}
 
 
[[Image: Harlequin_bazaar21.jpg|thumb| *Insert lame "pigs can fly!" joke here*]]
 
[[Image: Harlequin_bazaar21.jpg|thumb| *Insert lame "pigs can fly!" joke here*]]
'''Harlequin the Gambler''' (shortened to '''Harlequin''') is a pig dressed as a clown that loves to make people [[AIDS|lose]] all of their rupees from gambling, conjuring a loud sound stating "YOU LOSE" along with it if they lose in his game.
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Harlequin is a pig dressed as a clown that loves to make people [[AIDS|lose]], conjuring a loud sound stating "YOU LOSE" along with it if they lose in his game.
 
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==The game==
Cultural Heritage: Kansas, [[United States of America]]
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Nobody actually knows what the game is to be exact, except for the few who made it. However... when you lose, you'll turn into a antro furry, then you'll have to [[sex|work]] for him. Whether this is bad or good is up to your personal opinion.
 
 
==Role in [[Link: Faces of Evil]]==
 
In the CD-i game that few could actually be bothered to properly play through, Harlequin is one of [[Ganon|Ganon's]] chief personnel, who operates in the area in Koridai named for him, Harlequin Bazaar. Later on in the game, Harlequin is fought again in a rematch at [[Lupay|Lupay's]] sector.
 
  
 
==Demise==
 
==Demise==
He deflated when he lost several times to Link. It's likely that's he's still out there, but it still has to be confirmed.
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He deflated when he lost several times to [[Link]]. It's likely that's he's still out there, but it still has to be confirmed.
 
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It's rumored that he was seen [[Cannibalism|eating bacon and ham at a Denny's]].
It's rumored that he was seen [[Wrong|eating bacon and ham at a Denny's]].
 
 
 
 
 
==Trivia==
 
*Thankfully he's [[no]]t related to [[the Joker]]'s sidekick, [[Harley Quinn]].
 
*Good God, he is not to be confused with the Harlequin Baby syndrome. Google at '''''your own risk'''''.
 
 
 
==Quotes==
 
{{poopquote|Harlequin|Do you know what it's means when you lose your last rupee?}}
 
{{poopquote|Harlequin|Now you work for me!}}
 
{{poopquote|Harlequin|[[King Harkinian|Take him away!]]}}
 
{{poopquote|Harlequin|Now you see me, now you don't!}}
 
{{poopquote|Harlequin|I'd say your chances are a million to none, but lets have [[sex|fun]]! Anyway!}}
 
{{poopquote|Harlequin|AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ahhh!}}
 
{{poopquote|Harlequin|Lucky shot.}}
 
 
 
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[[Category:CD-i]]
 
[[Category:CD-i]]
[[Category:Dead]]
 
[[Category:Animals]]
 
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
 

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