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Hank Hill is the main character of the show [[King of the Hill]]. He is the assistant manager at Strickland Propane from Arlen, Texas, and should be approached with caution. | Hank Hill is the main character of the show [[King of the Hill]]. He is the assistant manager at Strickland Propane from Arlen, Texas, and should be approached with caution. | ||
==Family== | ==Family== | ||
− | *Peggy Hill (Wife, a former substitute teacher that speaks terrible Spanish, yet somehow got [[three]] awards for it) | + | *Peggy Hill (Wife, a former substitute teacher that speaks terrible Spanish, yet somehow got [[three]] awards for it) |
− | * | + | *Bobby Hill (Son, who has little in common with him) |
*Cotton Hill (R.I.P.) (Father, a WWII veteran that hates [[Japanese|Japs]] and his own son) | *Cotton Hill (R.I.P.) (Father, a WWII veteran that hates [[Japanese|Japs]] and his own son) | ||
*Tilly Hill (Mother, divorced Cotton; currently lives in [[Law For Kids|Arizona]]) | *Tilly Hill (Mother, divorced Cotton; currently lives in [[Law For Kids|Arizona]]) | ||
*Luanne Platter, his obnoxious niece who, thanks to an an abusive mother and criminal father, currently resides in Hank's house. | *Luanne Platter, his obnoxious niece who, thanks to an an abusive mother and criminal father, currently resides in Hank's house. | ||
− | *Has a | + | *Has a brother named G.H., short for ''Good Hank''. |
− | *As well as a [[Japanese]] half-brother | + | *As well as a [[Japanese]] half-brother that is just like him. |
− | *One of his cousins, Dusty, is the bass guitarist of | + | *One of his cousins, Dusty, is the bass guitarist of [[ZZ Top]]. |
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
*His family | *His family | ||
*His truck | *His truck | ||
− | * | + | *Propane |
**Propane Accessories | **Propane Accessories | ||
*[[BOOZE|Alamo Beer]] | *[[BOOZE|Alamo Beer]] | ||
*[[American Football]] | *[[American Football]] | ||
**The Dallas Cowboys | **The Dallas Cowboys | ||
− | ***The | + | ***The Houstan Texans (At one point at least. We're [[no]]t sure of what he thinks of them as of today.) |
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*His tools | *His tools | ||
*His garage | *His garage | ||
− | * | + | *Texas |
*[[George W. Bush]] | *[[George W. Bush]] | ||
*Saying that he's gonna kick [[you]]r [[ass]]. | *Saying that he's gonna kick [[you]]r [[ass]]. | ||
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*Buck Strickland (Hank is Buck's bitch.) | *Buck Strickland (Hank is Buck's bitch.) | ||
*This new generation of music. | *This new generation of music. | ||
− | + | [[Image:Kingofthehill.jpg|thumb|right|The title card for the show that he is the star of.]] | |
− | + | [[Image:PROPANE!!!!!!!!.JPG|thumb|right|He got surgically attached to Bobby's left arm once.]] | |
− | + | [[Image:hankpika.jpg|thumb|Hank Hill after discovering he was trapped inside of [[Pikachu]]'s body. And seeing the picture that's on top of him.]] | |
− | + | [[Image:Gastonhill.jpg|thumb|right|[[Gaston]] after learning about propane and propane accessories.]] | |
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==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
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*[[Gay|Soccer]] | *[[Gay|Soccer]] | ||
*That he was born in [[New York]]. | *That he was born in [[New York]]. | ||
− | **Especially the fact that he was born in | + | **Especially the fact that he was born in the New York Yankees' Yankees Stadium (By that, [[I]] mean the one that the Yankees played for about 100 years, [[no]]t the new one.). |
*Getting kicked in the [[balls]] by his son. | *Getting kicked in the [[balls]] by his son. | ||
*Losing in [[Punch-Out!!]] to his son. | *Losing in [[Punch-Out!!]] to his son. | ||
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*Charcoal | *Charcoal | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
− | * | + | *That boy [[wrong|ain't right.]] |
− | * | + | *What's the point in arguing?! |
− | * | + | *I'm gonna kick your [[ass]]! |
− | + | *I must hide my ''nudity!'' (while in his underwear) | |
− | * | + | *There better be a naked cheerleader under [[you]]r bed! (when seeing Bobby with a dirty cheerleaders' uniform) |
− | + | *I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his [[ass]]. | |
− | * | + | *I tell ya hwhat. |
− | * | + | *I sell propane and propane accessories. |
− | * | + | *Gotdangit Bobbeh! |
− | * | + | *BOGWAAAAAGH!!! |
− | + | *Let me tell ya, Bobby; there's nothing funny about [[cum|semens.]] It's a medical disorder. | |
− | * | + | *I like this new generation of music! |
− | * | + | *Yep! |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*He once accidentally sold [[Dr. Rockso|cocaine and cocaine accessories.]] He didn't k[[no]]w what he was doing until his dog Lady[[birds|bird]] sniffed it out. | *He once accidentally sold [[Dr. Rockso|cocaine and cocaine accessories.]] He didn't k[[no]]w what he was doing until his dog Lady[[birds|bird]] sniffed it out. | ||
*One time, he was surgically attached to [[Bobby Hill|his son]]'s left arm. How that happened and why that's even remotely possible is beyond us. | *One time, he was surgically attached to [[Bobby Hill|his son]]'s left arm. How that happened and why that's even remotely possible is beyond us. | ||
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*He likes seeing people learn more about and using propane and propane accessories, like this young, handsome fellow on the right. | *He likes seeing people learn more about and using propane and propane accessories, like this young, handsome fellow on the right. | ||
− | * | + | *Like all Texans, he generally disapproves of [[faggot]]s and homosexuality. |
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*He's gonna kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!! | *He's gonna kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!! | ||
*Ironically, he doesn't like this new generation of music. | *Ironically, he doesn't like this new generation of music. | ||
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[[Image:King-Of-The-Hill-king-of-the-hill-613231 512 384.jpg|frame|left|[[Yes|Yep]].]] | [[Image:King-Of-The-Hill-king-of-the-hill-613231 512 384.jpg|frame|left|[[Yes|Yep]].]] | ||
[[Category:Athletes]] | [[Category:Athletes]] | ||
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[[Category:Business People]] | [[Category:Business People]] | ||
[[Category:Spokespeople]] | [[Category:Spokespeople]] | ||
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