Editing Hank Hill

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<I>[[Dust]]y old [[Dry Bones|bones]], full of [[Anti-Uctions|green]] [[dust]]! - Hank's unofficial nickname by the Community of [[King of the Hill|Arlen,]] [[Texas]].</I>

Hank Hill is the main character of the show [[King of the Hill]]. He is the assistant manager at Strickland Propane from Arlen, Texas, and should be approached with caution.

==Family==
*Peggy Hill (Wife, a former substitute teacher that speaks terrible Spanish, yet somehow got [[three]] awards for it). Known to exercise very annoying behaviors/speech/facial expressions.
*[[Bobby Hill]] (Son, who has little in common with him, except for steak)
*Cotton Hill (R.I.P.) (Father, a WWII veteran that hates [[Japanese|Japs]] and his own son)
*Tilly Hill (Mother, divorced Cotton; currently lives in [[Law For Kids|Arizona]])
*Luanne Platter, his obnoxious niece who, thanks to an an abusive mother and criminal father, currently resides in Hank's house.
*Has a half-brother named G.H., short for ''Good Hank''.
*As well as a [[Japanese]] half-brother, named Junichiro, who is pretty much a Japanese Hank Hill.
*One of his cousins, Dusty, is the bass guitarist of bearded super-band [[ZZ Top]].
[[Image:hankpika.jpg|thumb|Hank Hill after discovering he was trapped inside of [[Pikachu]]'s body. And seeing the picture below him.]]
[[Image:PROPANE!!!!!!!!.JPG|thumb|right|He got surgically attached to Bobby's right arm once.]]
[[Image:Gastonhill.jpg|thumb|right|[[Gaston]] after learning about propane and propane accessories.]]
[[Image:Dres.gif|frame|right|Hank has gathered everyone he can for the murder of zombies worldwide!]]
[[Image:Ilikethisnewgenerationofmusic.jpg|thumb|right|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgA_UBHFASQ Hank is mesmerized by the current music that's blasting through his headphones.]]]

==Likes==
*His family
*His truck
*[[Propane]]
**Propane Accessories
*[[BOOZE|Alamo Beer]]
*[[American Football]]
**The Dallas Cowboys
***The Houston [[Texas|Texans]] (At one point at least. We're [[no]]t sure of what he thinks of them as of today.)
*Golf
*His tools
*His garage
*[[Texas]]
*[[George W. Bush]]
*Saying that he's gonna kick [[you]]r [[ass]].
**Kicking people's asses.
*Standing on the sidewalk while drinking beer.
*Buck Strickland (Hank is Buck's bitch.)
*This new generation of music.
*His lawn
*His house
*The game "Pro-Pain"
*Dale Earnhardt (R.I.P.) (It's unknown if he likes his son Dale Earnhardt Jr. or not.)
*"BWWWAAAAUUUUHHHHHH!!"

==Dislikes==
*Bobby's interests
*[[Gay|Soccer]]
*That he was born in [[New York]].
**Especially the fact that he was born in the woman's restroom at the New York Yankees' Yankees Stadium (By that, [[I]] mean the one that the Yankees played for about 100 years, [[no]]t the new one.).
*Getting kicked in the [[balls]] by his son.
*Losing in [[Punch-Out!!]] to his son.
*Jack[[ass]]es
*Charcoal
*[[Canadians]]
*Jeff Gordon (He thinks that he gets anything that he wants because of his daddy.)
*[[Bill Clinton]]
*Hippies

==Quotes==
*"That [[Bobby Hill|boy]] [[wrong|ain't right.]]"
*"What's the point in arguing?!"
*"I'm gonna kick your [[ass]]!"
*''*idiotic laugh*''
*"Now that's just asinine."
*"I must hide my ''nudity!''" (while in his underwear)
*"There better be a naked cheerleader under [[you]]r bed!" (when seeing Bobby with a dirty cheerleaders' uniform)
*"I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his [[ass]]."
*"I tell ya hwhat."
*"I sell propane and propane accessories."
*"Boggle? Boy the elks will do anything for a dollar."
*"Gotdangit [[Bobbeh]]!"
*"BOGWAAAAAGH!!!"
*"Let me tell ya, Bobby; there's nothing funny about [[cum|semens.]] It's a medical disorder."
*"I like this new generation of music!"
*"Son of a BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"
*"Uh, Peggy, I can see your [[boobs|what-nots]]."
*"Yep!"
*"Shut up, Dale..."
*"Why would anyone want to lick a stamp that has [[Bill Clinton]] on it?"
*"We drove 2,000 miles for this?"
*"That better not be what I think it is... and I think it's a [[Phoenix Wright|good lawyer]]! [[Retard|Is it a]] [[Detroit]]?"
*"Bobby, I've got propane in my urethra!"
*"Why would you go waving your [[dick]] around in public?"
*"Why would you go fucking your [[bitch]]es in public?"
*"[[DurhamrockerZ|Boggle? Boggle? Boggle? ... Boggle?]]"
*"ITS JUST [[Shit|SHIT]]... ITS NOT GOING TO [[Die|KILL]] [[You|YOU]]."
*"Hey! [[Family Guy|Lois]], what's [[Peter Griffin|that fat man]] doing in our bed?!"
*"<nowiki>*</nowiki>Sigh* Damnit! I ''always'' wake up before I find out if they could understand the baby!"
*"What's Weezer?"
*"Oh, God! I just stabbed a parking attendant! Where's the button to turn myself in?"
*"Clouds?"

==Trivia==
*When he came across a pimp from Oklahoma City, he claimed he was the King of Pimps in [[Texas]].
*He once accidentally sold [[Dr. Rockso|cocaine and cocaine accessories.]] He didn't k[[no]]w what he was doing until his dog Lady[[birds|bird]] sniffed it out.
*One time, he was surgically attached to [[Bobby Hill|his son]]'s left arm. How that happened and why that's even remotely possible is beyond us.
*He has a very narrow urethra. So narrow, in fact, that his sperm marches out of it saying "Hut! Two, three, four- [[Cum|Sperm!]] Two, three, four-"
*The [[Pyro]] is Hank's favorite customer at Strickland Propane.
*He likes seeing people learn more about and using propane and propane accessories, like this young, handsome fellow on the right.
*His family and friends once drove all the way to [[The Simpsons|Springfield]] to see their team play [[American Football|football]] against [[Bart Simpson|Bart]]'s team. Hank was bitter they went 2000 miles to witness Arlen be defeated.
*He spends much of his spare time making prank calls to stores such as Home Depot, asking where the hardware department is.
*He's gonna kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!!
*Ironically, he doesn't like this new generation of music.
* He does not know what Weezer is. Damn, what an uncultured swine.
[[Image:King-Of-The-Hill-king-of-the-hill-613231 512 384.jpg|frame|left|[[Yes|Yep]].]]
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