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|name=Gwonam Al-Saraha Murbad | |name=Gwonam Al-Saraha Murbad | ||
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|noaddshows=yes | |noaddshows=yes | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
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|occupation=Radical Muslim Cleric, Businessman | |occupation=Radical Muslim Cleric, Businessman | ||
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|nationality=Saudi Arabian | |nationality=Saudi Arabian | ||
|noaddnation=yes | |noaddnation=yes | ||
}} | }} | ||
| − | Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop, generally referred to as the "Freaky Carpet Guy", or " | + | Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop, generally referred to as the "Freaky Carpet Guy", or "Squadala Guy", simply "Squadala", or "[[Pimpsahoy]]". |
| − | " | + | His real name is "Gwonam Al-Saraha Murbad" or "Rajinder". |
==General Information== | ==General Information== | ||
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===Early Life=== | ===Early Life=== | ||
[[Image:Gwonam's-Pizzeria.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam showing his Pizzeria, which was made out of legos behind King Harkinian's '41 Plymouth.]] | [[Image:Gwonam's-Pizzeria.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam showing his Pizzeria, which was made out of legos behind King Harkinian's '41 Plymouth.]] | ||
| − | Gwonam | + | Gwonam was born in 1923 in Saudi Arabia. He had three brothers, [[Jafar]], Goshaman, and Gotseman. His parents were actually from India. Often, the air was polluted by the many oil rigs. At age 22, Gwonam left the country to get away from the noxious gases. First, he moved to London. [[4]] years later, Gwonam left England, and moved to [[Sparta]]. He was still not happy. 3 years after moving to Sparta, Gwonam moved into China, this time he felt happy. He lived in China for 27 years. But then, the Communist government of China decided to fire Gwonam from his prophet job. Gwonam was depressed and didn't know what to do. He took a trip to the U.S. in 1969 to attend Woodstock. He stopped off to eat at [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]] and became instant friends with Morshu after putting his mastery of maps to use and explained that Woodstock would not be held on Morshu's restaurant. Gwonam was given a coupon for free carpet flying lessons as a reward. Gaining interest in magic, he decided to drop his hippie lifestyle and become a genie/wizard. He attended the University of Squadallah from 1970-1974, which is where the famous line "Squadallah, we're off!" comes frome, being the University's chant. Then, he met [[King Harkinian]] , the king of the land of [[Hyrule]]. The king took Gwonam to Hyrule and asked him to be his royal Genie Prophet Guy. Gwonam accepted, and became happy once again. He has been living in Hyrule ever since. |
[[Image:Gwonam-1969.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam when he was a hippy.]] | [[Image:Gwonam-1969.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam when he was a hippy.]] | ||
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===Modern Life=== | ===Modern Life=== | ||
| − | Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam | + | Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle [[fish]] squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says every time he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to iHOP. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something.. |
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| + | Cultural Heritage: Saudi Arabia/India | ||
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| + | ==Controversy== | ||
| + | Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link. | ||
==Possessions== | ==Possessions== | ||
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*[[The Map]] | *[[The Map]] | ||
*A Magic Carpet | *A Magic Carpet | ||
| − | * | + | *A strange <strike>turban type hat</strike> shower cap. |
*Weird facial hair | *Weird facial hair | ||
*A strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing | *A strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing | ||
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*[[YouTube]] | *[[YouTube]] | ||
*Lots of random CDs, especially from his favorite band, "[[Birds|The Byrds]]". | *Lots of random CDs, especially from his favorite band, "[[Birds|The Byrds]]". | ||
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[[Image:Animation fin14.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam and his [[bird]].]] | [[Image:Animation fin14.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam and his [[bird]].]] | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions as seen in the Island of [[Koridai]]."}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions as seen in the Island of [[Koridai]]."}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|"AT LAST, you have the vision to find my house! Now, go with many blessings!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"AT LAST, you have the vision to find my house! Now, go with many blessings!"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Go with many Zelbinems!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Go with many Zelbinems!"}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Well done, Link! Ganon is now imprisoned. [[ | + | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Well done, Link! Ganon is now imprisoned. [[CUM]]!"}} |
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Look, already Koridai is returning to peace and harmony. The Birds are singing. [[no|Isn't it beautiful?]]"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Look, already Koridai is returning to peace and harmony. The Birds are singing. [[no|Isn't it beautiful?]]"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"YOU, LINK, ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"YOU, LINK, ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] must die."}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] must die."}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[cum|CUM!]]"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[cum|CUM!]]"}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Here [[I]] [[Cum|CUM!]]"}} | ||
[[Image:Hermit flat6.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam's house, [[no|isn't it beautiful]]]] | [[Image:Hermit flat6.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam's house, [[no|isn't it beautiful]]]] | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the [[evil]] forces of [[Ganon]]!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the [[evil]] forces of [[Ganon]]!"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[you]] must [[die]]!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[you]] must [[die]]!"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Link]] must [[die]]!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Link]] must [[die]]!"}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Impa]], [[you]] are a slut!"}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Ganon]] is a [[dick|prick.]]"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Well done, your majesty!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Well done, your majesty!"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[King Harkinian|Your Majesty,]] [[Link]] is [[gay]] and [[your face]] is beautiful!!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[King Harkinian|Your Majesty,]] [[Link]] is [[gay]] and [[your face]] is beautiful!!"}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] must defeat [[Ganon]] and [[I]] will say "[[You|YOU]], [[Link|LINK]], ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] must defeat [[Ganon]] and [[I]] will say "[[You|YOU]], [[Link|LINK]], ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] will [[die]]!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] will [[die]]!"}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]], [[Link]], Are [[Retard]]ed!"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Link, we're going to the beach."}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Link, we're going to the beach."}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[The King|Your Majesty,]] [[Link]] is a [[fuck]]ing [[faggot]] who sucks my [[PENIS|cock!]]"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[NO]], YOU!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[NO]], YOU!"}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Morshu]] is a [[fat]][[ass]] [[dick|cock]] k[[no]]cker!"}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] can suck my [[no|furry]] [[balls]], [[you]] [[fat]] [[no|shemale]]!"}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] want to see some D-cup [[boobs|tits]]? Look down!"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Very well, [[you]] just opened a can of whoop[[ass]]!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Very well, [[you]] just opened a can of whoop[[ass]]!"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Morshu]]..."}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Morshu]]..."}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[I]]'m going to kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[I]]'m going to kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!"}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Squadala]]! [[You]], [[M. Bison]], can go [[fuck]] [[Glutko]]."}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Go, with [[no]] blessings!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Go, with [[no]] blessings!"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] have the vision!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] have the vision!"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Oh [[no]] [[you]] [[no|didn't!!]]"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Oh [[no]] [[you]] [[no|didn't!!]]"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"It isn't my fault!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"It isn't my fault!"}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Shut up, [[ass]]hole!!"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[NO]]!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[NO]]!"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"STOP!!!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"STOP!!!"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Very well, [[Link]]!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Very well, [[Link]]!"}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|"What did [[I]] miss?"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"What did [[I]] miss?"}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Fuck]] off, lieutanant!!"}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[No]], [[you]]'re carpet sucks [[dick]]!"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[I]] live in [[Koridai]]."}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[I]] live in [[Koridai]]."}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Zelda]], [[the King]] is [[die|DEAD!!!]]"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Zelda]], [[the King]] is [[die|DEAD!!!]]"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Beautiful!!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Beautiful!!"}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"May the | + | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"May the squadala be with you!"}} |
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Squadafuckinglah!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Squadafuckinglah!"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"What the [[fuck]] do you want from me now?!"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"What the [[fuck]] do you want from me now?!"}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|"That was some [[good]] [[Peppy Hare|Barrel Rolling]], [[King Harkinian|Harkinian!]]"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"That was some [[good]] [[Peppy Hare|Barrel Rolling]], [[King Harkinian|Harkinian!]]"}} | ||
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Ganon is in my house."}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"Ganon is in my house."}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|"The birds are being stoned. Isn't it beautiful?"}} | {{poopquote|Gwonam|"The birds are being stoned. Isn't it beautiful?"}} | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Once said that [[The King]] totally burned [[Zelda]] and [[Link]]. | *Once said that [[The King]] totally burned [[Zelda]] and [[Link]]. | ||
*He has a YouTube account called nijjhar1. | *He has a YouTube account called nijjhar1. | ||
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*Once owned a restaurant chain called [[Squadallah Burger]] hiring [[Link]] as an employee, but since it only sold burgers, it failed in the light of [[Duke Onkled]]'s Diner that also sold pizza, potato chips, spaghetti and pizza pie. | *Once owned a restaurant chain called [[Squadallah Burger]] hiring [[Link]] as an employee, but since it only sold burgers, it failed in the light of [[Duke Onkled]]'s Diner that also sold pizza, potato chips, spaghetti and pizza pie. | ||
*Is the current owner of Gwonam's Pizzeria which at one point was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]. [[Mayor Kravindish]] works there as the Maitre D' and Curly is the waiter. The King however dislikes the place because of the lack of hamburgers. | *Is the current owner of Gwonam's Pizzeria which at one point was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]. [[Mayor Kravindish]] works there as the Maitre D' and Curly is the waiter. The King however dislikes the place because of the lack of hamburgers. | ||
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*He once sang the [[I.M. Meen (video game)|I.M. Meen]] song. He sang it beautifully, but he could only do the first part. The reason why he didn't do the rest of the song was because he got possessed by something. | *He once sang the [[I.M. Meen (video game)|I.M. Meen]] song. He sang it beautifully, but he could only do the first part. The reason why he didn't do the rest of the song was because he got possessed by something. | ||
| − | *[[Link]] masturbates to his [[Facebook]] pictures. | + | *[[Link]] masturbates to his [[Facebook]] pictures. Scary. |
*Squadallah could possibly be referring to "Squad Allah", an Islam youth group. | *Squadallah could possibly be referring to "Squad Allah", an Islam youth group. | ||
*The birds are singing. Yes, it IS beautiful. | *The birds are singing. Yes, it IS beautiful. | ||
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*Owns several flying carpets. One is from the '70s (he's been trying to sell it to Link for over 30 years), one has a hemi, and one is an unreliable second hand carpet. | *Owns several flying carpets. One is from the '70s (he's been trying to sell it to Link for over 30 years), one has a hemi, and one is an unreliable second hand carpet. | ||
*He does own one car, a 1925 Nash. | *He does own one car, a 1925 Nash. | ||
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[[Category:Gay Characters]] | [[Category:Gay Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Business People]] | [[Category:Business People]] | ||
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[[Category:Elderly Characters]] | [[Category:Elderly Characters]] | ||
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