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|name=Gwonam Al-Saraha Murbad
 
|image=Animation fin8.jpg
 
|caption=Well done, Link!
 
|shows=Link: The Faces of Evil
 
|noaddshows=yes
 
|sex=Male
 
|dob={{Birth|1919}}
 
|occupation=Radical Muslim Cleric, Businessman
 
|cast=Paul Wann
 
|nationality=Saudi Arabian
 
|noaddnation=yes
 
}}
 
Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop, generally referred to as the "Freaky Carpet Guy", or "[[Squadallah]] Guy", simply "[[Squadallah]]", or "[[Pimpsahoy]]". [[Link]] has called him "Gohma" at least once due to being horrible at pronouncing his name correctly, though the ever-patient Gwonam seemed unphased by this. He was featured on [[Youchew Trading Cards|Youchew Trading Card]] #6 with the following description:
 
  
"AKA "Squadala Guy", Gwonam's a wizard who rides his carpet around [[Hyrule]] to deliver important news to the [[King Harkinian|King]] and [[Link]]. Gifted at freeing birds and interpreting strange fish hieroglyphics that would probably be indecipherable without him."
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[[Image:Animation_fin8.jpg|thumb|Well done, Link!.]]
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Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop., Generally regarded as the "Freaky Carpet guy" or "Squadala Guy".
  
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His real name is "Al-Saraha Murbad"
 
==General Information==
 
==General Information==
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===Early life===
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Gwonam was born in 1923 in Saudi Arabia. He had three brothers, [[Jafar]], Goshaman, and Gotseman. Often, the air was polluted by the many oil rigs. At age 22, Gwonam left the country to get away from the noxious gases. First, he moved to London. [[4]] years later, Gwonam left England, and moved to [[Sparta]]. He was still not happy. 3 years after moving to Sparta, Gwonam moved into China, this time he felt happy. He lived in China for 27 years. But then, the Communist government of China decided to fire Gwonam from his prophet job. Gwonam was depressed and didn't know what to do. Then, he met [[King Harkinian]] , the king of the land of [[Hyrule]].  The king took Gwonam to Hyrule and asked him to be his royal Genie Prophet Guy. Gwonam accepted, and became happy once again. He has been living in Hyrule ever since.
  
===Early Life===
 
[[Image:Gwonam's-Pizzeria.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam showing his Pizzeria, which was made out of legos behind King Harkinian's '41 Plymouth.]]
 
Gwonam himself has often given the story that he was born in 1923 in presumably Saudi Arabia. He moved to London at age 22, then moved to [[Sparta]] at age 26, and finally settled in China, where he lived for 17 years. But then, the Communist government of China decided to excommunicate Gwonam from his work in spiritual prophecy, as what he proclaimed to be "as written" contrasted with Maoist idealogies. He subsequently took a trip to the U.S. in 1969 to attend Woodstock. He stopped off to eat at [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]] and became instant friends with Morshu after putting his mastery of maps to use and explained that Woodstock would not be held on Morshu's restaurant. Gwonam was given a coupon for free carpet flying lessons as a reward. Gaining interest in magic, he decided to drop his hippie lifestyle and become a genie/wizard. He attended the University of Squadallah from 1970-1974, where the now famous line "[[Squadallah]], we're off!" was the University's motto. Then, he met [[King Harkinian]] , the king of the land of [[Hyrule]].  The king took Gwonam to Hyrule and asked him to be his royal soothsayer and messenger. Gwonam accepted, and he has been living in Hyrule ever since.
 
  
[[Image:Gwonam-1969.jpg|frame|right|Gwonam when he was a hippy.]]
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It is not confirmed on how he became homo[[sex]]ual, but it is speculated that these traits began in his teenage years. Scarce records show that he snuck kisses with other teenage boys in the neighborhood. He would even kiss his own brothers. This means that these boys were [[Gay Luigi|gay]] long before gay was well-known.
  
It is not confirmed on how he became homo[[sex]]ual, but it is speculated that these traits began in his teenage years. Scarce records show that he snuck kisses with other teenage boys in the neighborhood. He would even kiss his own brothers. This means that these boys were [[Gay Luigi|gay]] long before gay was well-known.
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===Modern life===
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Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]]. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..
  
===Modern Life===
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Cultural Heritage: Saudi Arabia
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam interprets that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", from an ancient text that seems to read "Squiggle squiggle squiggle [[fish]] squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadallah]]!" which he says every time he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to iHOP. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..
 
  
==Possessions==
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==Controversy==
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
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Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.
  
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==Posessions==
 
Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
 
Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.
 
*[[The Map]]
 
*[[The Map]]
 
*A Magic Carpet
 
*A Magic Carpet
*Robes and turban
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*A Strange <strike>Turban Type Hat</strike> Shower Cap.
*Weird facial hair
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*Weird Facial Hair
*A strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
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*A Strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
 
*A lamp which allows him to "see the Sand Crumies"
 
*A lamp which allows him to "see the Sand Crumies"
 
*[[Cum]]
 
*[[Cum]]
*Possibly some [[birds]].
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*Possibly some [[birds]]
*Evil birds!
 
*[[YouTube]]
 
*Lots of random CDs, especially from his favorite band, "[[Birds|The Byrds]]".
 
* <strike>An X-Wing he bought off eBay</strike> (Has recently been crashed by King Harkinian. It's current repair status is unknown)
 
[[Image:Animation fin14.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam and his [[bird]].]]
 
 
 
==Quotes==
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions as seen in the Island of [[Koridai]]."}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon."}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"There is no time. Your sword is enough"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"SAQUALLADAH!! We're off!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each."}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Here is The Map! Where do you wish to go?"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"LOOK AND SEE, [[GORONU]]..."}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"AT LAST, you have the vision to find my house! Now, go with many blessings!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Go with many Zelbinems!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Well done, Link! Ganon is now imprisoned. [[Cum|CUM]]!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Look, already Koridai is returning to peace and harmony. The Birds are singing. [[no|Isn't it beautiful?]]"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"YOU, LINK, ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] must die."}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[cum|CUM!]]"}}
 
[[Image:Hermit flat6.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam's house, [[no|isn't it beautiful]]]]
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Duke Onkled]] is under attack by the [[evil]] forces of [[Ganon]]!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[you]] must [[die]]!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Link]] must [[die]]!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Well done, your majesty!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[King Harkinian|Your Majesty,]] [[Link]] is [[gay]] and [[your face]] is beautiful!!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Many Blessings!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, [[Ganon]] is returning to harm [[you]] all!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[No]] [[Link]], consider this... [[Ganon]] is ''evil''!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"''Evil'' warriors are the most dangerous of [[Koridai]]."}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"At last, [[you]] see!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] must defeat [[Ganon]] and [[I]] will say "[[You|YOU]], [[Link|LINK]], ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] will [[die]]!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Link, we're going to the beach."}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[NO]], YOU!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Very well, [[you]] just opened a can of whoop[[ass]]!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Morshu]]..."}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[I]]'m going to kick [[you]]r [[ass]]!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Go, with [[no]] blessings!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[You]] have the vision!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Oh [[no]] [[you]] [[no|didn't!!]]"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"It isn't my fault!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[NO]]!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"STOP!!!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Very well, [[Link]]!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"There is no [[God]]. There is no [[Jesus]]. There is no Allah!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"What did [[I]] miss?"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[I]] live in [[Koridai]]."}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Zelda]], [[the King]] is [[die|DEAD!!!]]"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Beautiful!!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"May the squadallah be with you!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Squadafuckinglah!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"What the [[fuck]] do you want from me now?!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Fine, I will sing for you once again."}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"That is enough. I'm too tired."}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Enough is Enough your majesty."}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"You, Link are a lazy turd!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your majesty, [[Fat Mario|Mario]] is here!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Only fchan is furry enough, you must fap to Fchan!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Giygas|You cannot grasp the true form of my SQUADILLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your Majesty, CD-i is officially [[die|dead!!]]"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"This is well done, Your Majesty! [[SkyGuy16]] is the [[shit|shiznit!]]"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"[[Yes|Shall I have this dance?]]"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"That was some [[good]] [[Peppy Hare|Barrel Rolling]], [[King Harkinian|Harkinian!]]"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Ganon is in my house."}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Completely wrong!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Calm down!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"The birds are being stoned. Isn't it beautiful?"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Dad and his minions have seized the island of Car In Time!"}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"District in the morning main content defeating Jenny."}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Your majesty, [[Waxonator]] seized your imagination."}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"There is no [[dinner]]."}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|"Well [[Link|darling]], [[Gannon]] is once again the imprisoned mountain!"}}
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*His favorite band is [[Birds|The Byrds]].
 
*His favorite band is [[Birds|The Byrds]].
 
*He once worked for the Angry German Kid.
 
*He once worked for the Angry German Kid.
*Was originally casted for the role of "Genie" in ''Aladdin'', but was replaced at the last minute for failing a drug test.
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*Was originally casted for the role of "Genie" in Aladdin, but was replaced at the last minute for failing a drug test.
 
*He has six toes on his left foot, but no one knows about that (until now}.
 
*He has six toes on his left foot, but no one knows about that (until now}.
 
*His claim that "only Link can defeat Ganon" has been disproved by the fact that Ganon has been defeated by [[Zelda]] and [[Game Luigi]].
 
*His claim that "only Link can defeat Ganon" has been disproved by the fact that Ganon has been defeated by [[Zelda]] and [[Game Luigi]].
 
*In about a million and one years, Gwanom will be turned into a mechanical genie, and put on an island. There he will meet a giant baby and [[Flapjack]].
 
*In about a million and one years, Gwanom will be turned into a mechanical genie, and put on an island. There he will meet a giant baby and [[Flapjack]].
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[[Category:CD-i]]
 
*Gwonam tried to sell his flying magic carpet to Link in 1978, but Von Vulture claimed it was fake and 30 years later Link still has not bought it.
 
*Gwonam tried to sell his flying magic carpet to Link in 1978, but Von Vulture claimed it was fake and 30 years later Link still has not bought it.
 
*Once said that [[The King]] totally burned [[Zelda]] and [[Link]].
 
*Once said that [[The King]] totally burned [[Zelda]] and [[Link]].
 
*He has a YouTube account called nijjhar1.
 
*He has a YouTube account called nijjhar1.
*He really likes the movie Dino Time. And I [[I.M. Meen (Character)|mean]] REALLY likes it. He became [[emo]] when it was gone and committed suicide. [[3|Three]] times.
 
*Once owned a restaurant chain called [[Squadallah Burger]] hiring [[Link]] as an employee, but since it only sold burgers, it failed in the light of [[Duke Onkled]]'s Diner that also sold pizza, potato chips, spaghetti and pizza pie.
 
*Is the current owner of Gwonam's Pizzeria which at one point was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]. [[Mayor Kravindish]] works there as the Maitre D' and Curly is the waiter. The King however dislikes the place because of the lack of hamburgers.
 
[[Image:Gwonamarticle1.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam currently lives his life by growing stuff out of the King.]]
 
*He once sang the [[I.M. Meen (video game)|I.M. Meen]] song. He sang it beautifully, but he could only do the first part. The reason why he didn't do the rest of the song was because he got possessed by something.
 
*[[Link]] masturbates to his [[Facebook]] pictures. [[Spooky]].
 
*Squadallah could possibly be referring to "Squad Allah", an Islam youth group.
 
*The birds are singing. Yes, it IS beautiful.
 
*He once thought that [[CD-i]] was officially dead as a YouTube Poop source. However, that was before [[the King]] decided to show him that "[[SkyGuy16|Big Beat Mario]]" video. That video made Gwonam change his mind about CD-i being dead.
 
*Owns several flying carpets. One is from the '70s (he's been trying to sell it to Link for over 30 years), one has a hemi, and one is an unreliable second hand carpet.
 
*He does own one car, a 1925 Nash.
 
*He wonders what is wrong with the idea of school to the people who hate school in the first place.
 
*One time, he told [[Link]] to calm down. Unfortunately, that made things worse for him.
 
*He knows how to make [[4]] versions of hisself. However, he rarely shows his power, so you're shit out of luck right there.
 
*He lives Growing plants out of the [[head]] of [[King Harkinian]].
 
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
 
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[[Category:Elderly Characters]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Link: The Faces of Evil]]
 
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