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===Modern Life=== | ===Modern Life=== | ||
Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam interprets that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", from an ancient text that seems to read "Squiggle squiggle squiggle [[fish]] squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadallah]]!" which he says every time he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to iHOP. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something.. | Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam interprets that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", from an ancient text that seems to read "Squiggle squiggle squiggle [[fish]] squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadallah]]!" which he says every time he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to iHOP. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something.. | ||
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| + | ==Controversy== | ||
| + | Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link. In addition, some scientists believe that he's the creator of the Milky Way, but others are less convinced. | ||
==Possessions== | ==Possessions== | ||
