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{{char}} [[image:Movie_09-06-2007_23-47-36_041_0001.jpg|thumb|Gutsman suffers mental turmoil after throwing Mega Man's dog into the sea.]]
 
{{char}} [[image:Movie_09-06-2007_23-47-36_041_0001.jpg|thumb|Gutsman suffers mental turmoil after throwing Mega Man's dog into the sea.]]
  
Gutsman is one of [[Dr. Wily]]'s most loyal henchman. Along with Cutman, he is one of the most frequent opponents of [[Mega Man]]. He is able to break easily through any door, but lacks in brains and endurance. According to Dr. Light, he can pick up your clothes and switch to stealth mode. There is also '''Gutsman's Ass''', who is much more famous than he is. In fact, Gutsman is probably the only person on Earth whose ass is more well known then they are, except possibly [[you]].
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Gutsman is one of [[Dr. Wily]]'s most loyal henchman. Along with Cutman, he is one of the most frequent opponents of [[Mega Man]]. He is able to break easily through any door, but lacks in brains and endurance. According to Dr. Light, he can pick up your clothes and switch to stealth mode. Also more famous is '''Gutsman's Ass'''. In fact, Gutsman is probably the only person on Earth whose ass is more well known then they are, except possibly [[you]].
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[[image:Bfdd97e05efe6ba299899ce4e93d7318.jpg|thumb|left|Gutsman's infamous [[ass]].]]
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===Quotes===
  
He also cares about safety, and will tell [[Mega Man|little boys]] to go home when they walk through his site.
 
 
==Destruction==
 
A few years ago, in 200X, Gutsman was destroyed by [[Mega Man]] in a battle, as a result of his arse landing on a [[bomb]], causing the destruction of it.  However, he would later be rebuilt by [[Dr. Wily]] in his free time.
 
 
[[image:Bfdd97e05efe6ba299899ce4e93d7318.jpg|thumb|left|Gutsman's infamous [[ass]]. *<b><i>DUN-UN!</i></b>*]]
 
==Quotes==
 
 
*"Get the lead out of your circuits!"
 
*"Get the lead out of your circuits!"
 
*"Timber?"
 
*"Timber?"
 
*"DWUAAAAH!"
 
*"DWUAAAAH!"
*"Duh-Naaaaaaaaaa!"
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*"Da-Dun!"
 
*"CUNT!"
 
*"CUNT!"
*"[[You|YOU]] KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, [[Mega Man|MEGA MAN]], NO PAIN, NO GAIN!" *laughs*
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*"Are those [[The Cave People|cavekids]] gonna whimper when they find out I stole all their toys! Hahahaha! [[Brooklyn|Merry]] [[Santa Mario|Christmas]], boys and girls!"
*"Hey, men only! Little boys don't belong here. Go [[Luigi I'm Home|home]] before you get hurt!"
 
 
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[[Category:Evil Characters]]
 
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
 
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
 
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
 
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
[[Category:Robots]]
 
[[Category:Strong Characters]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Mega Man]]
 

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