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| − | |name=George the Volcano
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| − | |shows=Volvic Ads
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| − | |sex=Male
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| − | |age=Over two millions years old.
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| − | |occupation=Making his water tasty for the ladies
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| − | |nationality=French
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| − | |cast=Matt Berry
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| | [[Image:Georgefire.JPG|thumb|George while he suffers his burns.]] | | [[Image:Georgefire.JPG|thumb|George while he suffers his burns.]] |
| | [[Image:Georgesummoningtheappocalypse.jpg|thumb|George raising hell. Literally.]] | | [[Image:Georgesummoningtheappocalypse.jpg|thumb|George raising hell. Literally.]] |
| − | [[Image:Volvic box art.jpg|thumb|right|Volvic on the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]].]]
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| − | '''George the Volcano''' is a massive puppet volcano that lives in Europe. He has suffered fifth-degree burns from a run-in with [[Link]] and does not wish to be disturbed. Apart from this, he is infact a gigantic, naturally evolved Volvic Vending Machine who has gone slightly insane over the millennia from having to serve people like [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] his volcano rock juices. He is also a massive (literally) pervert and likes grabbing various things by the conkers. Is thought to be the horrific lovechild of [[Thrakkorzog]] and an unknown partner.
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| + | '''George''' the Volcano is a massive puppet volcano that lives in Europe. He has suffered fifth-degree burns from a run-in with [[Link]] and does not wish to be disturbed. Apart from this, he is infact a gigantic, naturally evolved Volvic Vending Machine who has gone slightly insane over the millenia from having to serve people like [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] his volcano rock juices. He is also a massive (literally) pervert and likes grabbing various things by the conkers. Is thought to be the horrific lovechild of [[Thrakkorzog]] and an unknown partner. |
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| | ==Personality== | | ==Personality== |
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| − | He is extremely loud and obnoxious, known to bug travellers (usually [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]) on a daily basis about various forms of Volvic. George has an unnatural obsession with his birds, often leading him to yell out "MY BIRDS!". Although George is often cool and collected, he is known to erupt from time to time. While he normally fills his water with Volcanicity (filtered through his handsome volcano rocks), he is occasionally known to put other things in his water such as twists, breakfast, cum, turds and bombs. Travellers must be wary to carefully inspect anything given by George before drinking it (despite the fact he will insist, sometimes to the point of [[violence]], that you TRY SOME right away). | + | He is extremely loud and obnoxious, known to bug travellers (usually Tyrannosaurus Alan) on a daily basis about various forms of Volvic. George has an unnatural obsession with his birds, often leading him to yell out "MY BIRDS!". Although George is often cool and collected, he is known to erupt from time to time. While he normally fills his water with Volcanicity (filtered through his handsome volcano rocks), he is occasionally known to put other things in his water such as twists, breakfast, cum, turds and bombs. Travellers must be wary to carefully inspect anything given by George before drinking it (despite the fact he will insist, sometimes to the point of [[violence]], that you TRY SOME right away). Some fun facts about George; |
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| | *His volcano rocks are incredibly handsome. | | *His volcano rocks are incredibly handsome. |
| − | *Life apparently grabs him by the conkers. | + | *Life grabs him by the conkers |
| | *He is known to often say things he isn't supposed to. | | *He is known to often say things he isn't supposed to. |
| − | *He is one of the loudest beings in all of the universe, beaten only by [[Haruhi Suzumiya]], [[Binky the Clown]], [[Luffy]], [[Loud Kiddington]] and [[Icarus]]. The late [[Billy Mays]] was formerly in first place, but his death caused others to seize the title. | + | *He is the third-loudest being in all of poopdom, beaten only by [[Haruhi]] and [[Tidyup]]. |
| | *When provoked, he is capable of summoning the apocalypse. | | *When provoked, he is capable of summoning the apocalypse. |
| | *Gorge is considered a suave ladies man among the bird population. | | *Gorge is considered a suave ladies man among the bird population. |
| − | *Being completely immobile, George secretly wishes Tyrannosaurus Alan would just fuck off and stop bothering him. | + | *Being completley immobile, George secretley wishes Tyrannosaurus Alan would just fuck off and stop bothering him. |
| | *He is a pervert. | | *He is a pervert. |
| − | *One time he was making Cillit Bang for breakfast.
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| − | *He is the Volcanicity God and will not let anyone have the Chaos Emerald of Life unless they make a sacrifice to him first.
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| − | *Location: Central France.
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| − | *Really hates [[Yoshi]] because he hates watah! Glubba-dub-dubba!
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| − | *Has the ability to spout out the cure for everything, but can only be done by saying magic words only Spoil-Sport remembers.
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| − | *Is thought to be female, but he just has a ''very'' tiny penis.
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| − | *Hated by [[Scott]] because his factory just happens to be right next to George, who constantly erupts.
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| − | *Like George, [[Gwonam]] also has a very unhealthy obsession with birds.
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| − | *It has been speculated that he is [[Misty]]'s father.
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| − | *George is the owner of his own private car dealership. It is suspected that he uses his birds to slave away all day to make the cars, and although this may be true, the [[Scout|only person who ever saw it]] was too shocked to say anything. By the time he came to his senses, he [[No|forgot what he was going to say.]]
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| | ==Quotes== | | ==Quotes== |
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|Hello, [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]! I'm filling my [[water]] with [[cum|Volcanicityyyyy]]!}}
| + | *"I'm filling my water with Volcanicity!" |
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|Rain filters down through my handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral [[water|WATERRRRR]] that grabs life by the [[Conkers|CONKERS]] and hydrates you till you shout [[cum|'CUM]] on [[Earth|world]]! I'll have you for [[Breakfast|BREAKFAAAAAST]]!' Try some!}}
| + | *"It grabs life by the conkers!" |
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|Rain filters down through my handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral [[water|WATERRRRR]] that grabs life by the [[Conkers|CONKERS]] and hydrates you till you shout- My balls! You're steppin' on my balls!!}}
| + | *"I'll have you for BREAKFAST!" |
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|And making it tasty for the [[Female|ladies]]!}}
| + | *"Try Some!" |
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|My [[birds]] DO like a twist with their [[water]]!}}
| + | *"My Birds! Look; BIIIIIIIIIRDS!" |
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|MY [[birds|BIRRRDS!!]] They like a fruit flavor when they're hydrating! Look! [[birds|BIIIIIRDS!!]] Tasty Volvic!}}
| + | *"I'm the daddy NOOOOW!" |
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|I'M THE DADDY NOW!!}}
| + | *"How ''DO'' you do it, Alan?!" |
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|Busy day, [[Tyrannosaurus Alan|Alan?!]]}}
| + | *"Well done to Revive!" |
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|How DO you DO it, [[Tyrannosaurus Alan|Alan?!]] Do you perhaps drink new hydrating [[Volvic Revive|Volvic REVIIIIIVE?!]] It's got [[Magic Drugs|ginseng and guarana]], and will help keep you ALEEERT!}}
| + | *"CUM on world!" |
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|WELL DONE TO [[Volvic Revive|REVIVE!!]]}}
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| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|APPEASE ME WITH GIFTS AND SACRIFICES!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH AT [[Tyrannosaurus Alan|TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN'S]] TINY ARMS!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|No one may have the Emerald of Life without first making sacrifice to Mr. Volcano, the Volcanicity God.}}
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| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|Do you perhaps laugh at my tiny penis?}}
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| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|[[Yes]].}}
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| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|What the [[fuck]] are you doing, you lazy Muppet?! You've been sitting on your fat [[ass]] for over [[4]] hours! [[Yes|You're such a waste of space!]]}}
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| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|[[Fuck]] you, Tyrannosaurus Alan! I'll have you for breakfast!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|I'm filling my vagina with BIRDS!}}
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| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|DO YOU PERHAPS LAUGH AT NY TINY [[PENIS]]?}}
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| | ==Links== | | ==Links== |
| − | *http://www.volvic.co.uk/ -George's Secret Hideout
| + | http://www.volvic.co.uk/ -George's Secret Hideout |
| − | *http://volcanogeorge.spaces.live.com/ -George's Blog
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| − | [[Category:Fat Characters]]
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| − | [[Category:Loud Characters]]
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