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|name=Gaston | |name=Gaston | ||
|image=Gaston-mirror.jpg | |image=Gaston-mirror.jpg | ||
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|shows=[[Beauty and the Beast]] | |shows=[[Beauty and the Beast]] | ||
|noaddshows=yes | |noaddshows=yes | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
|age=27 | |age=27 | ||
| − | |occupation= | + | |occupation=Douche bag |
|nationality=French | |nationality=French | ||
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[[Image:Peepgastonia7.gif|frame|left|Gosh, it disturbs me to see you...]] | [[Image:Peepgastonia7.gif|frame|left|Gosh, it disturbs me to see you...]] | ||
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Gastontwilight.jpg|thumb|right|It's funny because it's true.]] |
{{vid|zdcUR0oh4MQ}} | {{vid|zdcUR0oh4MQ}} | ||
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{{vidCaption|QBqt0a8sgWM|His song.}} | {{vidCaption|QBqt0a8sgWM|His song.}} | ||
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==Biography== | ==Biography== | ||
| − | Known for his role as the villain in the film ''Beauty and the Beast'', Gaston is a depressed hunter | + | Known for his role as the villain in the film ''Beauty and the Beast'', Gaston is a depressed hunter who once tried to take out his anger on the world by conquering it. However, he was quickly beaten and thrown into [[The Pit]]. He has since made a triumphant return to the tavern he frequents. |
He hates [[Furry|furries]] like The Beast, and plots to kill all of them while standing on the rails of balconies overlooking endless chasms. | He hates [[Furry|furries]] like The Beast, and plots to kill all of them while standing on the rails of balconies overlooking endless chasms. | ||
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===Legal Issues=== | ===Legal Issues=== | ||
| − | Gaston was | + | In 1935, Gaston was arrested for [[sex|"offerings"]] in a small rural neighborhood. He claimed many times to be innocent, but due to his differences, he was going to be found guilty. The judge appointed him a very [[bookworm|smart]] lawyer who had later been accused of being a "Gaston-lover" and took the case full-on. The father of the victim had said that Gaston was a terrible man, who was fueled by 4 dozen extenze's [[King Harkinian|in the morning]], and found his daughter as his victim. Although the evidence was found that Gaston could [[no]]t have done such an ill-conceived crime, the jury decided they could never keep Gaston's word over the white man and sentenced him to time in jail. |
3 weeks later, Gaston got in further trouble when he tried to escape. Though he was shot down, he was really only playing dead and planning his next scheme. (It helped that he was on a sugar rush.) | 3 weeks later, Gaston got in further trouble when he tried to escape. Though he was shot down, he was really only playing dead and planning his next scheme. (It helped that he was on a sugar rush.) | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Every last inch of him's covered with '''GASTON'''. | *Every last inch of him's covered with '''GASTON'''. | ||
*He likes [[eggs]]. A lot. | *He likes [[eggs]]. A lot. | ||
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***But now that he's all grown up, he'll get large! | ***But now that he's all grown up, he'll get large! | ||
****He even broke the record for eggs eaten in the morning by eating about [[1295.31|1,295.31]] eggs. | ****He even broke the record for eggs eaten in the morning by eating about [[1295.31|1,295.31]] eggs. | ||
| − | *His hobbies include drinking [[BOOZE|beer]], | + | *His hobbies include drinking [[BOOZE|beer]], masturbating and physically abusing LeFou. |
*Has a [http://youchewpoop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=79660&start=0 forum game dedicated to him]. | *Has a [http://youchewpoop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=79660&start=0 forum game dedicated to him]. | ||
*No one ______s like Gaston. Fill in the blank with whatever verb you fancy. | *No one ______s like Gaston. Fill in the blank with whatever verb you fancy. | ||
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*He's especially good at E-JAC-U-LA-TING!!! | *He's especially good at E-JAC-U-LA-TING!!! | ||
*He's especially good at FAC-TOR-ING!!! | *He's especially good at FAC-TOR-ING!!! | ||
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*He's roughly the size of a baaaaarge-uh. | *He's roughly the size of a baaaaarge-uh. | ||
*He confirmed that when he was a lad, his father beat him every night to help him (Gaston) go to sleep. But now that he's grown, he (Gaston) beats his father to sleep. Harsh, isn't it? | *He confirmed that when he was a lad, his father beat him every night to help him (Gaston) go to sleep. But now that he's grown, he (Gaston) beats his father to sleep. Harsh, isn't it? | ||
*Gaston is the best, and the rest are all dicks! | *Gaston is the best, and the rest are all dicks! | ||
*He laughs at the thought about women thinking. That makes him sexist. | *He laughs at the thought about women thinking. That makes him sexist. | ||
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*He was listed at #5 at the [[Nostalgia Critic]]'s Top 11 Disney Villains video. He especially liked the fact that he made it so high. | *He was listed at #5 at the [[Nostalgia Critic]]'s Top 11 Disney Villains video. He especially liked the fact that he made it so high. | ||
**He did, however, hate the fact that his song about himself didn't make it onto the Top 11 Villains' Songs video. | **He did, however, hate the fact that his song about himself didn't make it onto the Top 11 Villains' Songs video. | ||
| − | *No one | + | *No one willing to suck [[dick]] in order to get his life saved better than Gaston. |
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