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+ | [[Image:Ganons lair37.jpg|thumb|Ganon's IQ lowers dramatically in this picture. It practically [[DIE]]D.]] [[image:Your_face.gif|thumb|Ganon saying, "Your Face!"]] | ||
+ | Ganon is an evil sorcerer from the [[Zelda]] games. His name was misspelled as Gannon in the [[CD-i]] games because the developers couldn't read or write. Ganon tried to take over KoriDIE and [[Gamelon]] with his evil minions but failed due to [[Link]] (and later, Zelda) trapping him in [[The Pit]]. Ganon has frequently made deals with Link to "make [his] face the greatest in KoriDIE". This was however mistook by many people, including Link, as this phrase is actually Ganon's way of asking for head. Ganon had an airforce in his lair but was destroyed by Mario when he used [[No|kamehameha]] in Ultimania. | ||
==Skills/Personality== | ==Skills/Personality== | ||
− | + | Ganon is an extremely weak last boss (the weakest last boss in the history of weak), as he dies in one hit when you throw a book at him. Ganon's favorite word is [[DIE]], and he loves to kill things with his thunder attacks (namely, [[Bolt3]]), which have a range of about three inches. Other than that, he shoots flaming skulls for some unknown reason, likely having to do with how his father was a drinker and discouraged throwing flaming skulls in the house. He also loves to just say the word DIE, and make a [[Retard|retarded]] face. It is to be noted that his face is currently the greatest in KoriDIE. It was found out recently that he is a doctor; A news article called him "Dr. Brian Gannon". | |
Ganon loves to insist that you DIE, and he will be very persistent about it, saying "You must DIE!" over and over again. According to Fat Mario, the proper response is "NO". However, if Ganon says "You must DIE!.....or else you will DIE!", there is no avoiding your fate... unless you call upon the Gods of [[No]] and use their power to kill Ganon once and for all. Unfortunently, the chances of success on this is 0.0000000000000001%. | Ganon loves to insist that you DIE, and he will be very persistent about it, saying "You must DIE!" over and over again. According to Fat Mario, the proper response is "NO". However, if Ganon says "You must DIE!.....or else you will DIE!", there is no avoiding your fate... unless you call upon the Gods of [[No]] and use their power to kill Ganon once and for all. Unfortunently, the chances of success on this is 0.0000000000000001%. | ||
− | + | Cultural Heritage: Germany | |
− | + | Power Level: WHAT 9,000? | |
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==Legal Issues== | ==Legal Issues== | ||
====The Ganon Jr. Case==== | ====The Ganon Jr. Case==== | ||
− | Apparently, Ganon and [[Pregnant Zelda|Zelda]] had sex during the course of Poops being made and resulted in [[Ganon Jr.]] Legal custody is being fought over at the hand of Judge Judy. Later, Ganon and Zelda would have another baby, Zeldanon. | + | Apparently, Ganon and [[Pregnant Zelda|Zelda]] had sex during the course of Poops being made and resulted in [[Ganon Jr.]] Legal custody is being fought over at the hand of Judge Judy. Later, Ganon and Zelda would have another baby, [[Zeldanon]]. |
====Noise Violations==== | ====Noise Violations==== | ||
− | Ganon is a die hard fan of [[Dethklok]], a death metal band. He likes to play it loudly in his lair. [[Gwonam]] who lives in a house nearby often has seizures because of Ganon's loud music. Lawsuits are currently being filed because of this | + | Ganon is a die hard fan of [[Dethklok]], a death metal band. He likes to play it loudly in his lair. [[Gwonam]] who lives in a house nearby often has seizures because of Ganon's loud music. Lawsuits are currently being filed because of this. |
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[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
{{poopquote|Ganon|DIE!}} | {{poopquote|Ganon|DIE!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Ganon|Join me, [[Link]], and I will make your face the gglrrreatest in [[Koridai]], or else you will DIIIE!}} | {{poopquote|Ganon|Join me, [[Link]], and I will make your face the gglrrreatest in [[Koridai]], or else you will DIIIE!}} | ||
− | {{poopquote|Ganon|You dare bring light to my lair?! YOU MUST DIE! *(Strikes [[Zelda]] with lightning bolts [[Cum|coming]] from his hands | + | {{poopquote|Ganon|You dare bring light to my lair?! YOU MUST DIE! *(Strikes [[Zelda]] with lightning bolts [[Cum|coming]] from his hands}} |
{{poopquote|Ganon|NO! Not into [[The Pit]]! It BUURNS!}} | {{poopquote|Ganon|NO! Not into [[The Pit]]! It BUURNS!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Ganon|Aaarrgh! The chains! Nooooo! [[You]] haven't seen the last of me!}} | {{poopquote|Ganon|Aaarrgh! The chains! Nooooo! [[You]] haven't seen the last of me!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Ganon|Your face!}} | {{poopquote|Ganon|Your face!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Ganon|You are my prisoner!}} | {{poopquote|Ganon|You are my prisoner!}} | ||
− | {{poopquote|Ganon| | + | {{poopquote|Ganon|lol}} |
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{{poopquote|Ganon|NO!}} | {{poopquote|Ganon|NO!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Ganon|NOOOOO!!!!!}} | {{poopquote|Ganon|NOOOOO!!!!!}} | ||
− | {{poopquote|Ganon|In the DARKEST nightmare hour, when not | + | {{poopquote|Ganon|In the DARKEST nightmare hour, when not moon nor sun has risen...I take [[Zelda]] in my power. I shall KEEP her in my prison!!!}} |
{{poopquote|Ganon|You must die..... or else you will die!!!!!!}} | {{poopquote|Ganon|You must die..... or else you will die!!!!!!}} | ||
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