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|shows=The Legend of Zelda | |shows=The Legend of Zelda | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
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| − | |occupation=Evil Sorcerer/Emperor | + | |occupation=Evil Sorcerer/Emperor |
|cast=[[Donkey Kong|Takashi Nagasako]], Hironori Miyata, Len Carlson, Mark Berry | |cast=[[Donkey Kong|Takashi Nagasako]], Hironori Miyata, Len Carlson, Mark Berry | ||
| − | |nationality= | + | |nationality=German |
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[[image:Your_face.gif|thumb|Ganon saying, "Your Face!"]] | [[image:Your_face.gif|thumb|Ganon saying, "Your Face!"]] | ||
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Ganon is an evil sorcerer from the [[Zelda]] games. His name was misspelled as Gannon in the [[CD-i]] games, as well as the original [[Nintendo|NES game]]. Ganon tried to take over KoriDIE and [[Gamelon]] with his evil minions but failed due to [[Link]] (and later, Zelda) trapping him in [[The Pit]]. Ganon has frequently made deals with Link to "make [his] face the greatest in Kori[[DIE]]". This was however mistook by many people, including Link, as this phrase is actually Ganon's way of asking for head. Ganon had an airforce in his lair but was destroyed by Mario when he used [[Goku|kamehameha]] in Ultimania. | Ganon is an evil sorcerer from the [[Zelda]] games. His name was misspelled as Gannon in the [[CD-i]] games, as well as the original [[Nintendo|NES game]]. Ganon tried to take over KoriDIE and [[Gamelon]] with his evil minions but failed due to [[Link]] (and later, Zelda) trapping him in [[The Pit]]. Ganon has frequently made deals with Link to "make [his] face the greatest in Kori[[DIE]]". This was however mistook by many people, including Link, as this phrase is actually Ganon's way of asking for head. Ganon had an airforce in his lair but was destroyed by Mario when he used [[Goku|kamehameha]] in Ultimania. | ||
| − | [[Ganondorf]] from the N64, GameCube, and [[Wii]] Zelda games is his human form. | + | [[Ganondorf]] from the N64, GameCube, and [[Wii]] Zelda games is his human form. |
==Skills/Personality== | ==Skills/Personality== | ||
| − | In the Zelda CD-i games, Ganon is an extremely weak last boss (the weakest last boss in the history of weak), as he dies in one hit when you throw a book at him. Ganon's favorite word is [[DIE]], and he loves to kill things with his thunder attacks (namely, [[Bolt3]]), which have a range of about three inches. Other than that, he shoots flaming skulls for some unknown reason, likely having to do with how his father was a drinker and discouraged throwing flaming skulls in the house. He also loves to just say the word DIE, and make a | + | In the Zelda CD-i games, Ganon is an extremely weak last boss (the weakest last boss in the history of weak), as he dies in one hit when you throw a book at him. Ganon's favorite word is [[DIE]], and he loves to kill things with his thunder attacks (namely, [[Bolt3]]), which have a range of about three inches. Other than that, he shoots flaming skulls for some unknown reason, likely having to do with how his father was a drinker and discouraged throwing flaming skulls in the house. He also loves to just say the word DIE, and make a [[Retard|retarded]] face. It is to be noted that his face is currently the greatest in KoriDIE. It was found out recently that he is a doctor; A news article called him "Dr. Brian Gannon". |
Ganon loves to insist that you DIE, and he will be very persistent about it, saying "You must DIE!" over and over again. According to Fat Mario, the proper response is "NO". However, if Ganon says "You must DIE!.....or else you will DIE!", there is no avoiding your fate... unless you call upon the Gods of [[No]] and use their power to kill Ganon once and for all. Unfortunently, the chances of success on this is 0.0000000000000001%. | Ganon loves to insist that you DIE, and he will be very persistent about it, saying "You must DIE!" over and over again. According to Fat Mario, the proper response is "NO". However, if Ganon says "You must DIE!.....or else you will DIE!", there is no avoiding your fate... unless you call upon the Gods of [[No]] and use their power to kill Ganon once and for all. Unfortunently, the chances of success on this is 0.0000000000000001%. | ||
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Ganon has 2 brothers. They are [[Black Shadow]] and [[Big Cheese]]. | Ganon has 2 brothers. They are [[Black Shadow]] and [[Big Cheese]]. | ||
| − | + | Cultural Heritage: Germany | |
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| + | Power Level: WHAT 9,000? | ||
[[Image:Sexy.jpg|frame|right|One of Ganon's better known uncles.]] | [[Image:Sexy.jpg|frame|right|One of Ganon's better known uncles.]] | ||
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== Likes == | == Likes == | ||
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*1000 Ways To Die | *1000 Ways To Die | ||
*[[Death]] | *[[Death]] | ||
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{{poopquote|Ganon|My [[cum]] will burn!}} | {{poopquote|Ganon|My [[cum]] will burn!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Ganon|Back.}} | {{poopquote|Ganon|Back.}} | ||
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[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
