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| − | |name=Fred Waldron Phelps Sr.
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| − | |image=FredPhelps.jpg
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| − | |caption=He looks pretty ridiculous in that windbreaker.
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| − | |sex=Male
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| − | |age=84
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| − | |occupation=Self-titled "Hero of justice"
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| − | |cast=Himself
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| − | |nationality=American
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| − | [[Image:Fred-phelps-kane.jpg|thumb|right]]
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| − | '''Fred Phelps''' was the decrepit, extremist leader of the Westboro Baptist Church cult. He preached that God [[wrong|hates]] [[America]], vile land of the sodomite damned. It is the most ungrateful and the most arrogant, anti-God nation that ever existed. Amen.
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| − | While there's no doubt Phelps was evil, there was also a certain hilarity to the cantankerous nutcase rambling in his sermons about how everyone outside of his church is going to Hell. This would see him gain popularity as a [[YouTube Poop]] source, and established him as the foe of [[Wheel Gator]]. The Phelps-Gator rivalry was explored particularly thoroughly on [[YouChew]].
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| − | == Things Done For Humanity ==
| + | God hates America, vile land of the sodomite damned. It is the most ungrateful and the most arrogant, anti-God nation that ever existed. Amen. |
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| − | Let it be known that Fred Phelps has done a great deal for man-kind. He has stopped [[Ganon]] repeatedly in the past and has slain many a [[Vice President]]. He is also in [[Terminator]]: Salvation. | + | |
| | + | == Things done for humanity == |
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| | + | Let it be known that Fred Phelps has done a great deal for mankind. He has stopped [[Ganon]] many a time and has slain many a [[Vice President]]. He will also be in the upcoming [[Terminator]] movie. |
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| | + | He also looks pretty ridiculous in that windbreaker. |
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| | ==Trivia== | | ==Trivia== |
| − | [[Image:Inflammatory.jpg|thumb|right|Fred Phelps' arch-nemesis: David Willis.]]
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| + | *Every person who dies splits Hell wide open. |
| − | *Every person who dies splits [[Hell]] wide open. | |
| | *Jon Stewart's comedian sidekick is WHEEL GATOR. | | *Jon Stewart's comedian sidekick is WHEEL GATOR. |
| − | *[[Eddy|He wants free popcorn]]. | + | *He wants free popcorn. |
| − | *He thinks every problem in America is due to [[butt]][[sex]]. | + | *UR GONNA EAT YER BABIES. |
| − | *Uses homosexuality as a scapegoat to pretty much everything | + | *Every problem in America is due to buttsex. |
| − | *Is [[sex]]ist because he told his wife to ''[[Batman|"Get back in the kitchen"]]''.
| + | *[[Hitler|Uses homosexuality as a scapegoat to pretty much everything]] |
| − | *His son is '''NOT''' Michael Phelps, the nine-time gold medal winner in the [[China|Beijing]] 2008 Olympics.
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| − | *He is banned from entering the [[United Kingdom]].
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| − | *One time, he actually supported the works of Saddam Hussein.
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| − | **Then again, when Saddam was executed, he stated that Saddam was now in Hell.
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| − | ***The rest of that sermon was him ranting about how Gerald Ford was suffering far worse in Hell than Saddam.
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| − | *He thinks every true [[Christian]] should earn a law degree.
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| − | *He also thinks Lady Gaga has a "whore’s forehead".
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| − | *He's an [[:Category:Birds|Eagle]] Scout as a kid.
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| − | *His mother died when he was six.
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| − | *He was a drug addict back in [[the '70s]].
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| − | *The Ku Klux Klan thinks he's insane. It's telling how fringe Phelps was that even ''other'' extremist groups distanced themselves from him.
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| − | *He sued [[Ronald Reagan]] for appointing a U.S. ambassador to the Vatican, saying this violated separation of church and state.
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| − | *He ran for Governor of Kansas three different times, coming in dead last every single time. Serves him right!
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| − | *[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0439575/ He's a movie star!] Why did he never get an Oscar?
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| − | *Actually had a massive change of heart in his last years, causing him to be excommunicated from his own church.
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| − | *Ironically enough, he is now in [[Hell]] himself. (PRAISE BE TO YEVON)
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| − | ==Quotes==
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| − | [[Image:Fred2004.jpg|thumb|left|Fred becoming the Hulk.]]
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| − | *YOU'RE GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES.
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| − | *THERE WAS OLD BUSH, CRITICIZING CHINA BECAUSE THEY DON'T LET THEIR PEOPLE HAVE FREEDOM OF RELIGION AND SPEECH, AND BRAGGING THAT AMERICA DOES. '''YEAH'''.
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| − | *GOD HATES GENITALS!
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| − | *YOU TWEAKED HIS NOSE YOU JACKASS!
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| − | *P-please Jon... Not so hard!
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| − | ==Used By==
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| − | *[[SuperYoshi]]
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| − | *[[The Pope]]
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| − | *[[Yaminomalex]]
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| − | *[[JingWu]]
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| − | *[[TheSterTube]]
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| − | *[[1upclock]]
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