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| − | '''Fred Flintstone''' is the main character from the 1960s TV series ''[[The Flintstones]]''. He | + | '''Fred Flintstone''' is the main character from the 1960s TV series ''[[The Flintstones]]''. He is a caveman who speaks surprisingly fluent English and lives in Bedrock with his wife Wilma, daughter Pebbles, and pet Snorkasaurus Dino. He works at the Slate & Co. rock quarry with his best friend and neighbor [[Barney Rubble]]. At one time the mascot for [[Hanna-Barbera]] and a star of many TV specials and movies, he has since been replaced by [[Scooby-Doo]] and now only stars in cereal commercials. Oh, and he has a speech impediment and is said to look like a big [[penis]], despite his rumored lack of one.[[Image:Fred Flintstone.JPEG|thumb|He looks like a big [[penis]] if [[you]] turn him upside down.]] |
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== Likes == | == Likes == | ||
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* Bowling | * Bowling | ||
* Shooting Pool | * Shooting Pool | ||
| − | * Fruity Pebbles cereal and its other variants | + | * Fruity Pebbles cereal and its other variants. |
| − | * Harebrained | + | * Harebrained Schemes |
| − | * Betting on things | + | * Betting on things. |
| − | * Barney | + | * [[Barney]] |
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* The Great Gazoo (Secretly.) | * The Great Gazoo (Secretly.) | ||
* Wilma | * Wilma | ||
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* [[Yoshi|Di]][[no]] | * [[Yoshi|Di]][[no]] | ||
* Winston [[Magic Drugs|Cigarettes]] | * Winston [[Magic Drugs|Cigarettes]] | ||
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== Dislikes == | == Dislikes == | ||
| − | + | * His mother-in-law. | |
| − | * His mother-in-law | + | * When Barney steals his breakfast. |
| − | * When Barney steals his breakfast | + | * Traffic Jams |
| − | * Traffic | + | * [[Blooreguard Q. Kazoo]] |
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== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
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* "Yabba-Dabba-Doo!" | * "Yabba-Dabba-Doo!" | ||
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* "THIS IS A TAPESTRY OF JUSTICE! I WANT THE BOOK THROWN AT HIM!" | * "THIS IS A TAPESTRY OF JUSTICE! I WANT THE BOOK THROWN AT HIM!" | ||
* "Barneylookwho'sscrumpyscrumptchyscrumptchylookwho'skazzzikkkimeanlookwho'ssoburned!" | * "Barneylookwho'sscrumpyscrumptchyscrumptchylookwho'skazzzikkkimeanlookwho'ssoburned!" | ||
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* "Yeah, Barney, Winston tastes good like a... cigarette should." | * "Yeah, Barney, Winston tastes good like a... cigarette should." | ||
* "♫Winston tastes good like a *click, click* cigarette should!♫" | * "♫Winston tastes good like a *click, click* cigarette should!♫" | ||
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[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
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