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[[Image:DissidiaDuodecim.jpg|thumb|A bunch of characters from the series.]]
 
[[Image:DissidiaDuodecim.jpg|thumb|A bunch of characters from the series.]]
 
==Description==
 
==Description==
'''Final Fantasy''' is an <s>overrated</s> RPG series made by Square. By far, the most popular entries in the series are ''VI'', ''X'', ''IX'', and especially ''Final Fantasy VII''. It has had a somewhat confusing release history in North America (''Final Fantasy VI'' was branded in North America as ''Final Fantasy III'' initially, and ''Final Fantasy IV'' was given the moniker ''Final Fantasy II'', only to then jump to ''Final Fantasy VII''), but Square has patched this up with the magic of ports and remakes. Every single title in the main series is now playable on at least two systems, with IV in particular being playable on every system ever. Having sold over 100 million units, it's one of the most popular RPG series worldwide, although Dragon Quest is probably more popular in Japan. Probably.
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'''Final Fantasy''' is an <s>overrated</s> RPG series made by Square. By far, the most popular entries in the series are ''VI'', ''X'', ''IX'', and especially ''Final Fantasy VII''. It has had a somewhat confusing release history in North America (''Final Fantasy VI'' was branded in North America as ''Final Fantasy III'' initially, and ''Final Fantasy IV'' was given the moniker ''Final Fantasy II'', only to then jump to ''Final Fantasy VII''), but Square is attempting to patch this up via remakes, ports, etc. Every single title in the main series is now playable on at least two systems. Having sold over 100 million units, it's one of the most popular RPG series worldwide, although Dragon Quest is probably more popular in Japan. Probably.
  
 
Characters from the series have appeared in the crossover series ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'' and in the fighting games ''Dissidia Final Fantasy'' and ''Ehrgeiz: God Bless the Ring''.
 
Characters from the series have appeared in the crossover series ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'' and in the fighting games ''Dissidia Final Fantasy'' and ''Ehrgeiz: God Bless the Ring''.
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[[Image:Ff2-achoo.png|thumb|360px|Who says Final Fantasy is serious all the time?]]
 
[[Image:Ff2-achoo.png|thumb|360px|Who says Final Fantasy is serious all the time?]]
 
*Long running video game series made by Square/Square-Enix.
 
*Long running video game series made by Square/Square-Enix.
*1987 - eternity
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*1987 - 2012
  
 
==Characters==
 
==Characters==
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*The Emperor
 
*The Emperor
 
*The Onion Knights (Luneth, Ingus, Arc, Refia)
 
*The Onion Knights (Luneth, Ingus, Arc, Refia)
*Xande
 
 
*Cloud of Darkness
 
*Cloud of Darkness
 
*Cecil Harvey
 
*Cecil Harvey
 
*[[:Category:Traitors|Kain Highwind]]
 
*[[:Category:Traitors|Kain Highwind]]
*Rosa Joanne Farrell
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*Rosa
*Rydia
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*Edward (YOU SPOONY BARD)
*Edward Chris von Muir (YOU SPOONY BARD)
 
*Tellah (the guy who said the above line)
 
 
*Golbez
 
*Golbez
 
*Bartz Klauser
 
*Bartz Klauser
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*Aerith Gainsborough
 
*Aerith Gainsborough
 
*[[Boobs|Tifa Lockhart]]
 
*[[Boobs|Tifa Lockhart]]
*Barret Wallace
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*[[Africans|Barret Wallace]]
 
*Vincent Valentine
 
*Vincent Valentine
 
*Sephiroth
 
*Sephiroth
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*Yuna
 
*Yuna
 
*Auron
 
*Auron
*[[Seymour Guado]]
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*Seymour Guado
 
*Jecht
 
*Jecht
 
*Shantotto
 
*Shantotto
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*Snow Villiers
 
*Snow Villiers
 
*Sazh Katzroy
 
*Sazh Katzroy
*Noel Kreiss
 
*Y'shtola
 
*Noctis Lucis Caelum
 
*Ignis Stupeo Scientia(THAT'S IT! I've come up with a new recipe!)
 
 
*Chocobos
 
*Chocobos
 
*Moogles
 
*Moogles
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==Games In The series==
 
==Games In The series==
In addition to the <s>XV</s> 15 numbered installments, there are also a lot of spinoffs.
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In addition to the <s>XIV</s> 14 numbered installments, there are also a lot of spinoffs.
  
 
*Final Fantasy I - The one that started it all.
 
*Final Fantasy I - The one that started it all.
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*Final Fantasy V - A goofy game about an evil tree. Originally skipped in North America. Also the first appearance of '''[[GILGAMESH]]'''.
 
*Final Fantasy V - A goofy game about an evil tree. Originally skipped in North America. Also the first appearance of '''[[GILGAMESH]]'''.
 
*Final Fantasy VI - When the series started to get ''REALLY GOOD.''
 
*Final Fantasy VI - When the series started to get ''REALLY GOOD.''
*[[Mah boi the game|Final Fantasy VII]] - Does this need an explanation?
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*Final Fantasy VII - Does this need an explanation?
*Final Fantasy VIII - You either love it or you hate it. Also contains a really addictive card-playing minigame.
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*Final Fantasy VIII - You either love it or you hate it.
 
*Final Fantasy IX - The game that pushed the PS1 to the limit.
 
*Final Fantasy IX - The game that pushed the PS1 to the limit.
*Final Fantasy X - The first for PS2 and one of its killer apps. According to '''TRUE FANS''', it was the '''LAST GOOD FINAL FANTASY EVER.'''
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*Final Fantasy X - The first for PS2. According to '''TRUE FANS''', it was the '''LAST GOOD FINAL FANTASY EVER.'''
 
*Final Fantasy XI - An MMORPG. Also the last game made before the Square/Enix merger.
 
*Final Fantasy XI - An MMORPG. Also the last game made before the Square/Enix merger.
*Final Fantasy XII - Take [[Star Wars]], set it in medieval times, and you get this game.
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*Final Fantasy XII - You either love it or you hate it.
*Final Fantasy XIII - Mention this game anywhere on the Internet, and I guarantee that there '''WILL''' be a flamewar. <small>It's actually not that bad.</small>
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*Final Fantasy XIII - Mention this game anywhere on the Internet, and I guarantee that there '''WILL''' be a flamewar.
*Final Fantasy XIV - Another MMO that was originally the equivalent of Sonic '06. However, Squeenix revamped it. The new 2.0 version looks actually good. Oh and did you know one of the expansions was hyped up by pro wrestling stable The New Day? They dressed up as Red Mages and Samurais, it was nuts.
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*Final Fantasy XIV - Another MMO that was originally the equivalent of Sonic '06. However, Squeenix is currently revamping it. The new 2.0 version looks actually good.
*Final Fantasy XV - 10 years in the making and what did we get? A big gay roadtrip.
 
  
 
And for the spinoffs...
 
And for the spinoffs...
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**Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII - An action RPG starring Zack. Actually pretty well-liked.
 
**Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII - An action RPG starring Zack. Actually pretty well-liked.
 
**Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII - A mobile phone game exclusive to Japan.
 
**Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII - A mobile phone game exclusive to Japan.
**Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children - Not a game, but a movie. To enjoy it properly, ignore the weak plot and instead focus on the awesome battles and glorious CGI.
 
 
*Final Fantasy X-2 - The girliest FF game ever made.
 
*Final Fantasy X-2 - The girliest FF game ever made.
*Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings - Vaan is actually the main character this time.
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*Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings -  
 
*Final Fantasy XIII-2 - The sequel to XIII. Probably even more controversial than the first.
 
*Final Fantasy XIII-2 - The sequel to XIII. Probably even more controversial than the first.
 
*Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII - Another sequel. Lightning returns in this one!!
 
*Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII - Another sequel. Lightning returns in this one!!
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**Final Fantasy Tactics Advance - Sequel to Final Fantasy Tactics... ON GAMEBOY ADVANCE. SHOCKER.
 
**Final Fantasy Tactics Advance - Sequel to Final Fantasy Tactics... ON GAMEBOY ADVANCE. SHOCKER.
 
**Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift - Sequel to Final Fantasy Tactics Advance... ON DS.
 
**Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift - Sequel to Final Fantasy Tactics Advance... ON DS.
*Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles - Plug some GBAs into a GameCube for some "crazy" multiplayer action.
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*Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
 
**Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates
 
**Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates
 
**Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time
 
**Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time
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*Dissidia Final Fantasy - [[Jizz In My Pants|A crossover fighting game featuring one hero and one villain from the first ten games.]]
 
*Dissidia Final Fantasy - [[Jizz In My Pants|A crossover fighting game featuring one hero and one villain from the first ten games.]]
 
**Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy - The prequel to Dissidia with even more characters and even more fanservice.
 
**Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy - The prequel to Dissidia with even more characters and even more fanservice.
**Dissidia NT: What if we HD'd the shit out of Dissidia, put it in arcades, added Y'shtola, then put it on PS4?
 
 
*Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light - An homage to the early days of the series, and RPGs in general.
 
*Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light - An homage to the early days of the series, and RPGs in general.
 
**Bravely Default: Flying Fairy - The sequel, released on 3DS. Its title is ridiculous even by SE standards.
 
**Bravely Default: Flying Fairy - The sequel, released on 3DS. Its title is ridiculous even by SE standards.
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==Criticism==
 
==Criticism==
Final Fantasy has attracted a lot of criticism, mostly for its cast full of feminine men, sometimes melodramatic plotlines, and confusing gameplay systems (Junctioning? What's that!?). While ''Final Fantasy VII'' has been praised as one of the greatest video games of all time, it has similarly been criticized by saying that although it is a good game, it isn't the best. This has ranged from slight disappointment to outright hate. Worth noting is that every single game in the series, starting with VIII, is hated immensely at launch, sells millions of copies and get rave reviews from critics anyway, and then attracts a much greater reputation later in life (similar to the Zelda cycle).
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Final Fantasy has attracted a lot of criticism, mostly for its cast full of feminine men, emotional plotlines, and sometimes confusing gameplay systems. While ''Final Fantasy VII'' has been praised as one of the greatest video games of all time, it has similarly been criticized by saying that although it is a good game, it isn't the best. This has ranged from slight disappointment to outright hate. Worth noting is that every single game in the series, starting with VIII, is hated immensely at launch, sell millions of copies anyway, and then attracts a much greater reputation later in life (similar to the Zelda cycle).
  
 
At the very least, we must give VII credit for bringing us such classic lines as: "Will you stop acting like a retard and climb?", "This guy are sick.", and "Sit your ass down in the chair and '''DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA!!!!!!!'''"
 
At the very least, we must give VII credit for bringing us such classic lines as: "Will you stop acting like a retard and climb?", "This guy are sick.", and "Sit your ass down in the chair and '''DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA!!!!!!!'''"
  
 
==Further Information==
 
==Further Information==
*Actually, the original NES game was created by a bankrupt Squaresoft (now called Square Enix), who intended for the game to be its "final fantasy". It became a success and so far has had about 14 sequels. Wow.
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*Actually, the original NES game was created by a bankrupt Squaresoft (now called Square Enix), who intended for the game to be its "final fantasy". It became a success and so far has had about 13 sequels. Wow.
 
*Squaresoft also made ''Super [[Mario]] RPG'', a somewhat similar game featuring Mario characters.
 
*Squaresoft also made ''Super [[Mario]] RPG'', a somewhat similar game featuring Mario characters.
 
*Sometimes, some of the Final Fantasy characters go to the Super Mario universe...just to play basketball (and some other sports). Who says that Final Fantasy characters were serious all the time?
 
*Sometimes, some of the Final Fantasy characters go to the Super Mario universe...just to play basketball (and some other sports). Who says that Final Fantasy characters were serious all the time?
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[[Category:Sources - Video Games]]
 
[[Category:Sources - Video Games]]
[[Category:Sources - Made in Japan]]
 

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