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|occupation=Plumber, Fatass | |occupation=Plumber, Fatass | ||
|cast=[[Marc Graue]] | |cast=[[Marc Graue]] | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*Favorite song is called "Toast" by Heywood Banks. Typical... | *Favorite song is called "Toast" by Heywood Banks. Typical... | ||
| − | *Fat Mario seems to have the ability to stare just like Malleo. | + | *Fat Mario seems to have the ability to stare just like [[Malleo]]. |
*Weighs approximately [[1295.31]] X 10^9999999999999999 tons. If you tried to put that problem in an advanced calculator, such as a TI-84 Plus, it'll say that it is an overflow of a problem. So basically, his weight is so massive that it makes even the most advanced calcular explode in an error. | *Weighs approximately [[1295.31]] X 10^9999999999999999 tons. If you tried to put that problem in an advanced calculator, such as a TI-84 Plus, it'll say that it is an overflow of a problem. So basically, his weight is so massive that it makes even the most advanced calcular explode in an error. | ||
*Fat Mario isn't as fat sometimes, because they got regular [[Mario]] in a few scenes of the game as a stunt-double. This is because the director thought that Fat Mario was regular Mario, and vice versa. | *Fat Mario isn't as fat sometimes, because they got regular [[Mario]] in a few scenes of the game as a stunt-double. This is because the director thought that Fat Mario was regular Mario, and vice versa. | ||
*Portrayed by "Mr. X" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNriiII9zo Hotel Mario: The Movie] | *Portrayed by "Mr. X" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNriiII9zo Hotel Mario: The Movie] | ||
*Has an admitted and apparent toaster fetish. | *Has an admitted and apparent toaster fetish. | ||
| − | *Eats tubs of Horse fat, Cow fat, Pig fat. | + | *Eats tubs of Horse fat, Cow fat, Pig fat, and [[The Great Mighty Poo|Feces]] fat. |
*Had five heart attacks in one minute. | *Had five heart attacks in one minute. | ||
| − | *Has the ability to absorb fat from other people | + | *Has the ability to absorb fat from other people. |
*Is so fat that if you fell on him, it would feel like a pillow, only difference is that you could suffocate in Fat Mario. | *Is so fat that if you fell on him, it would feel like a pillow, only difference is that you could suffocate in Fat Mario. | ||
*If you sink too far into Fat Mario's fat, the caving-in fat will seal behind you, and you will be absorbed (and converted into more fat). | *If you sink too far into Fat Mario's fat, the caving-in fat will seal behind you, and you will be absorbed (and converted into more fat). | ||
| − | *Inadvertedly stopped [[ | + | *Inadvertedly stopped [[Emo Luigi]] from committing [[suicide]] once, after he'd deliberately overdosed on bacon, Fat Mario arrived to suck the fat out of him with a straw. |
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*Eventually gets eaten by Galactus. | *Eventually gets eaten by Galactus. | ||
*Fat Mario has no neck. | *Fat Mario has no neck. | ||
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*He has a lesser known form as Dramatic Mario. That's when he says, "Luigi, look!" in a dramatic way. | *He has a lesser known form as Dramatic Mario. That's when he says, "Luigi, look!" in a dramatic way. | ||
*His favorite song is "Get Off of My Cloud" by The Rolling Stones. | *His favorite song is "Get Off of My Cloud" by The Rolling Stones. | ||
| − | *Has a lesser known form known as | + | *Has a lesser known form known as [[Retard Mario]]. |
*He also wants a motherfucking Chaleto (whatever that is) {cause he's a fat boy & he's m[oving like Beyoncé}!!! | *He also wants a motherfucking Chaleto (whatever that is) {cause he's a fat boy & he's m[oving like Beyoncé}!!! | ||
{{vid|O36f1p8QSaw}} | {{vid|O36f1p8QSaw}} | ||
*Got into a fight with [[Edd]] for making fun about his beliefs about toast. They both [[Die]]d in the end. | *Got into a fight with [[Edd]] for making fun about his beliefs about toast. They both [[Die]]d in the end. | ||
| − | *Once helped with making the idea for a [[SuperJail!|super jail]]. It was originally designed to hold [[Bowser]] in there for all eternity so that way, he'll never capture the princess ever again. Unfortunetly, the warden backstabbed him and the original super jail would never be even thought of ever again. | + | *Once helped with making the idea for a [[SuperJail!|super jail]]. It was originally designed to hold [[Bowser]] in there for all eternity so that way, he'll never capture [[Princess Peach|the princess]] ever again. Unfortunetly, the warden backstabbed him and the original super jail would never be even thought of ever again. |
*He once teamed up with [[Dr. Robotnik]] to try to defeat [[M. Bison]] and [[Captain Falcon]] in the epic argument of the century, despite the fact that he hates [[Dr. Robotnik]] for stealing his spotlight. | *He once teamed up with [[Dr. Robotnik]] to try to defeat [[M. Bison]] and [[Captain Falcon]] in the epic argument of the century, despite the fact that he hates [[Dr. Robotnik]] for stealing his spotlight. | ||
*He's also a champion amongst men in eyebrow aerobics. It's unknown who's the champion amongst women in those aerobics, as well as who's the true champion amongst those two. | *He's also a champion amongst men in eyebrow aerobics. It's unknown who's the champion amongst women in those aerobics, as well as who's the true champion amongst those two. | ||
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*Loves spraying [[Bowser]]'s secret Ghost Cologne on himself, especially if they're near a pill bottle. | *Loves spraying [[Bowser]]'s secret Ghost Cologne on himself, especially if they're near a pill bottle. | ||
*He can get hungry enough to steal the King's dinner without dying. | *He can get hungry enough to steal the King's dinner without dying. | ||
| − | *He will kill anyone who steals his [[Toast]]. | + | *He will kill [[Croco|anyone]] who steals his [[Toast]]. |
*He is also a [[Shaquille O'Neal|basketball champion]], surprisingly enough. | *He is also a [[Shaquille O'Neal|basketball champion]], surprisingly enough. | ||
*His body can emit more radiation than plutonium. | *His body can emit more radiation than plutonium. | ||
*You can travel to different dimensions if you jump into his fat, that means if his radiation doesn't kill you first. | *You can travel to different dimensions if you jump into his fat, that means if his radiation doesn't kill you first. | ||
| − | *Fat Mario is eating all of the world's toast supplies as we speak. Put some bread in the toaster if you want to live! | + | *Fat Mario is eating all of the world's toast supplies as we speak. [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|Put some bread in the toaster if you want to live!]] |
*He stars in the awesome music video "Big Beat Mario". | *He stars in the awesome music video "Big Beat Mario". | ||
*When he becomes really angry, Fat Mario unleashes his infuriated mental state known as "The Angry Swede", in which he constantly spews insults and swears at whoever annoys him in a Swedish accent. [[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen]] Also possesses this mental state. | *When he becomes really angry, Fat Mario unleashes his infuriated mental state known as "The Angry Swede", in which he constantly spews insults and swears at whoever annoys him in a Swedish accent. [[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen]] Also possesses this mental state. | ||
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==Memorable Quotes== | ==Memorable Quotes== | ||
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{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Up there!}} | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|Up there!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Look!}} | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|Look!}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|Wheeeeerrrreeeeesss the | + | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|Wheeeeerrrreeeeesss the pr[[sex|iiiinceeeesst]]?!}} |
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Where'd she go?}} | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|Where'd she go?}} | ||
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|It's from [[Bowser|Bowzah]]!}} | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|It's from [[Bowser|Bowzah]]!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Gee-eh-ee, it's kinda dark.}} | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|Gee-eh-ee, it's kinda dark.}} | ||
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Get the [[traps|hint]]?}} | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|Get the [[traps|hint]]?}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[Spooky|Spoooookyyyyy]].}} | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[Spooky|Spoooookyyyyy]].}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|*''Gets kissed by Princess Peach''* "Huahuahuah.}} | + | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|*''Gets kissed by [[Princess Peach]]''* "Huahuahuah.}} |
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|'''Maybe''' there's a switch in one of the rooms. '''REMIND''' me tuh '''CHECK'''!}} | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|'''Maybe''' there's a switch in one of the rooms. '''REMIND''' me tuh '''CHECK'''!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|'[[You know what they say]], all toasters toast toast.}} | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|'[[You know what they say]], all toasters toast toast.}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Gaze to the Heavens!}} | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|Gaze to the Heavens!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Well, I'm sodding enervated regardless, and my doctor always told me after a good wank and orgasm spasm, it's vitally important to take a short nappy poo followed by a cup of tea and some warm biscuits!}} | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|Well, I'm sodding enervated regardless, and my doctor always told me after a good wank and orgasm spasm, it's vitally important to take a short nappy poo followed by a cup of tea and some warm biscuits!}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|If you need instructions on how to go to hell, check out my ass!}} | + | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|If you need instructions on how to go to hell, check out my [[ass]]!}} |
| − | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[SHIT]]!" (After accidentally shooting Princess Peach)}} | + | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[SHIT]]!" (After accidentally shooting [[Princess Peach]])}} |
| − | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|This is it Croco!}} | + | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|This is it [[Croco]]!}} |
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[Gay Luigi|Luigi]], loook!!... It's from [[CD-i|Philips]]! Dear plumbers, I have taken over the prod[[uctions|uction]] value(s).. LOL!! Uh-Oh! [[Shit|SHIIITT!!!!!!!!!!!!]]}} | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|[[Gay Luigi|Luigi]], loook!!... It's from [[CD-i|Philips]]! Dear plumbers, I have taken over the prod[[uctions|uction]] value(s).. LOL!! Uh-Oh! [[Shit|SHIIITT!!!!!!!!!!!!]]}} | ||
{{poopquote|Fat Mario|Hey Luigi! We gotta go to hell!}} | {{poopquote|Fat Mario|Hey Luigi! We gotta go to hell!}} | ||
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[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Italian]] | [[Category:Characters - Italian]] | ||
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[[Category:Mario]] | [[Category:Mario]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
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