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{{CharBox | {{CharBox | ||
|name=Mario | |name=Mario | ||
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|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
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|occupation=Plumber, Fatass | |occupation=Plumber, Fatass | ||
| − | |cast= | + | |cast=Mark Graue |
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | + | *Fat Mario seems to have the ability to stare just like [[Malleo]]. | |
| − | *Fat Mario seems to have the ability to stare just like Malleo. | ||
*Weighs approximately [[1295.31]] X 10^9999999999999999 tons. If you tried to put that problem in an advanced calculator, such as a TI-84 Plus, it'll say that it is an overflow of a problem. So basically, his weight is so massive that it makes even the most advanced calcular explode in an error. | *Weighs approximately [[1295.31]] X 10^9999999999999999 tons. If you tried to put that problem in an advanced calculator, such as a TI-84 Plus, it'll say that it is an overflow of a problem. So basically, his weight is so massive that it makes even the most advanced calcular explode in an error. | ||
*Fat Mario isn't as fat sometimes, because they got regular [[Mario]] in a few scenes of the game as a stunt-double. This is because the director thought that Fat Mario was regular Mario, and vice versa. | *Fat Mario isn't as fat sometimes, because they got regular [[Mario]] in a few scenes of the game as a stunt-double. This is because the director thought that Fat Mario was regular Mario, and vice versa. | ||
*Portrayed by "Mr. X" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNriiII9zo Hotel Mario: The Movie] | *Portrayed by "Mr. X" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNriiII9zo Hotel Mario: The Movie] | ||
*Has an admitted and apparent toaster fetish. | *Has an admitted and apparent toaster fetish. | ||
| − | *Eats tubs of Horse fat, Cow fat, Pig fat. | + | *Eats tubs of Horse fat, Cow fat, Pig fat, and [[The Great Mighty Poo|Feces]] fat. |
*Had five heart attacks in one minute. | *Had five heart attacks in one minute. | ||
| − | *Has the ability to absorb fat from other people | + | *Has the ability to absorb fat from other people. |
*Is so fat that if you fell on him, it would feel like a pillow, only difference is that you could suffocate in Fat Mario. | *Is so fat that if you fell on him, it would feel like a pillow, only difference is that you could suffocate in Fat Mario. | ||
*If you sink too far into Fat Mario's fat, the caving-in fat will seal behind you, and you will be absorbed (and converted into more fat). | *If you sink too far into Fat Mario's fat, the caving-in fat will seal behind you, and you will be absorbed (and converted into more fat). | ||
| − | *Inadvertedly stopped [[ | + | *Inadvertedly stopped [[Emo Luigi]] from committing suicide once, after he'd deliberately overdosed on bacon, Fat Mario arrived to suck the fat out of him with a straw. |
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*Eventually gets eaten by Galactus. | *Eventually gets eaten by Galactus. | ||
*Fat Mario has no neck. | *Fat Mario has no neck. | ||
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*He has a lesser known form as Dramatic Mario. That's when he says, "Luigi, look!" in a dramatic way. | *He has a lesser known form as Dramatic Mario. That's when he says, "Luigi, look!" in a dramatic way. | ||
*His favorite song is "Get Off of My Cloud" by The Rolling Stones. | *His favorite song is "Get Off of My Cloud" by The Rolling Stones. | ||
| − | *Has a lesser known form known as | + | *Has a lesser known form known as [[Retard Mario]]. |
| − | *He also wants a motherfucking Chaleto (whatever that is) {cause he's a fat boy & he's | + | *He also wants a motherfucking Chaleto (whatever that is) {cause he's a fat boy & he's moving like Beyoncé}!!! |
| − | + | *Cultural Heritage: Italian-American. | |
*Got into a fight with [[Edd]] for making fun about his beliefs about toast. They both [[Die]]d in the end. | *Got into a fight with [[Edd]] for making fun about his beliefs about toast. They both [[Die]]d in the end. | ||
| − | *Once helped with making the idea for a [[SuperJail | + | *Once helped with making the idea for a [[SuperJail|super jail]]. It was originally designed to hold [[Bowser]] in there for all eternity so that way, he'll never capture [[Princess Peach|the princess]] ever again. Unfortunetly, the warden backstabbed him and the original super jail would never be even thought of ever again. |
| − | *He once teamed up with [[Dr. Robotnik]] to try to defeat [[M. Bison]] and [[Captain Falcon]] in the epic argument of the century, despite the fact that he hates [[Dr. Robotnik]] for stealing his spotlight. | + | *He once teamed up with [[Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] to try to defeat [[M. Bison]] and [[Captain Falcon]] in the epic argument of the century, despite the fact that he hates [[Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] for stealing his spotlight. |
*He's also a champion amongst men in eyebrow aerobics. It's unknown who's the champion amongst women in those aerobics, as well as who's the true champion amongst those two. | *He's also a champion amongst men in eyebrow aerobics. It's unknown who's the champion amongst women in those aerobics, as well as who's the true champion amongst those two. | ||
*He can lift up to 200 pounds using only his highly trained eyebrows. | *He can lift up to 200 pounds using only his highly trained eyebrows. | ||
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*Loves spraying [[Bowser]]'s secret Ghost Cologne on himself, especially if they're near a pill bottle. | *Loves spraying [[Bowser]]'s secret Ghost Cologne on himself, especially if they're near a pill bottle. | ||
*He can get hungry enough to steal the King's dinner without dying. | *He can get hungry enough to steal the King's dinner without dying. | ||
| − | *He will kill anyone who steals his [[Toast]]. | + | *He will kill [[Croco|anyone]] who steals his [[Toast]]. |
*He is also a [[Shaquille O'Neal|basketball champion]], surprisingly enough. | *He is also a [[Shaquille O'Neal|basketball champion]], surprisingly enough. | ||
*His body can emit more radiation than plutonium. | *His body can emit more radiation than plutonium. | ||
*You can travel to different dimensions if you jump into his fat, that means if his radiation doesn't kill you first. | *You can travel to different dimensions if you jump into his fat, that means if his radiation doesn't kill you first. | ||
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| − | + | '''This is the number of slices of toast Fat Mario has eaten while you sit here and read this stupid page.''' | |
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| − | + | |[[Image:Counter5.gif]][[Image:Counter4.gif]][[Image:Counter3.gif]][[Image:Counter2.gif]] '''Slices of Toast''' | |
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==Memorable Quotes== | ==Memorable Quotes== | ||
| − | [[Image:MariobrosNO.jpg|thumb|150px|right|NONONO NONO | + | [[Image:MariobrosNO.jpg|thumb|150px|right|NONONO NONO NO]] |
| − | + | *"[[NO]]?" | |
| − | + | *"Gay, Luigi?" | |
| − | + | *"Luigi, look!" | |
| − | + | *"Up there!" | |
| − | + | *"Look!" | |
| − | + | *"Wheeeeerrrreeeeesss the pr[[sex|iiiinceeeesst]]?!" | |
| − | + | *"Where'd she go?" | |
| − | + | *"It's from [[Bowser|Bowzah]]!" | |
| − | + | *"Hua-haa! Here's the problem: too many toastahs!" | |
| − | + | *"If you need instr[[uctions]] on how to get through the [[Hotel Mario|hotels]]..." | |
| − | + | *"Check out the enclosed instr[[Uctions|uction]] book." | |
| − | + | *"Where there's smoke..." | |
| − | + | *"They pinch back." | |
| − | + | *"Get ready to catch her!" | |
| − | + | *"Hey [[You|you]], get offa my cloud!" | |
| − | + | *"That wasn't so hard, was it?" | |
| − | + | *"It's been one of those days." | |
| − | + | *"Uh-oh!" ''swoop BANG boom boom boom ba-boom'' "Oof! Where am I?" | |
| − | + | *"Gee-eh-ee, it's kinda dark." | |
| − | + | *"Get the [[traps|hint]]?" | |
| − | + | *"*''Gets kissed by [[Princess Peach]]''* "Huahuahuah." | |
| − | + | *"'''Maybe''' there's a switch in one of the rooms. '''REMIND''' me tuh '''CHECK'''!" | |
| − | + | *"'Ya know what they say, all toasters toast toast." | |
| − | + | *"[[Luigi|My fellow portly companion]], gaze yonder!" | |
| − | + | *"If you identify yourself in necessitation of textual enlightenment, please differ your deliberations to the encased circumscribed literature which may be perused at whatever pace you deem comfortable!" | |
| − | + | *"A-ha! Maybe this'll keep that [[Bowser|Lizard King]] from [[fuck|playin' wit' the doors!]]" | |
| − | + | [[Image:Juggalo.jpg|frame|right|Fat Mario's strange wife. [[No]]tice how she's a [[Insane Clown Posse|Juggalo.]]]] | |
| − | + | *"That should resolve any potential structural anomalies, and/or faults within the buildings foundation." | |
| − | + | *"Perhaps if I strike a series of flamboyant Village People-esque dance poses the princess will float gently back to the ground completely unharmed." | |
| − | + | *"Proceed with extreme caution, for when you compress a calumniators capital, they have a tendency to respond with immediate legal recourse." | |
| − | + | *"Gaze to the Heavens!" | |
| − | + | *"Well, I'm sodding enervated regardless, and my doctor always told me after a good wank and orgasm spasm, it's vitally important to take a short nappy poo followed by a cup of tea and some warm biscuits!" | |
| − | + | *"If you need instructions on how to go to hell, check out my [[ass]]!" | |
| − | + | *"Holy [[fuck]], I'm going to [[cum]]!" | |
| − | + | *"[[SHIT]]!" (After accidentally shooting [[Princess Peach]]) | |
| − | + | *"This is it [[Croco]]!" | |
| − | + | *Where there's smoke, there's bombs, where there's bombs, there's WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| − | + | *"Luigi, loook!!... It's from [[CD-i|Philips]]! Dear plumbers, I have taken over the prod[[uctions|uction]] value(s).. LOL!! Uh-Oh! [[Shit|SHIIITT!!!!!!!!!!!!]]" | |
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[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Italian]] | [[Category:Characters - Italian]] | ||
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Europeans]] | ||
