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''"The next worst word you can couple with the word "Fan" is, you guessed it, the word FICTION..."''
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Fanfics are known to normally be written by nerds. They normally have bad plot lines, fan characters, numerous plot holes, and many spelling errors. Very rarely will you find an example of a fanfic that's actually worth reading.
-[[Strong Bad]]
 
  
Fanfics are known to normally be written by nerds. They normally have bad plot lines, fan characters, numerous plot holes, and many spelling errors. Very rarely will you find an example of a fanfic that's actually worth reading, that is unless you get a kick out of reading bad fanfics, such as [[Nostalgia Critic|Bennett The Sage.]]
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Most fanfiction by boys will have fan characters and grammar errors. Fanfiction by girls will involve gay sex between two of the main cast members.
 
 
Most fanfiction by boys will have fan characters and grammar errors, [[yuri]] undertones and other things. Fanfiction by girls will involve gay [[sex]] between two of the main cast members, and possibly [[Naruto]] and [[Final Fantasy]] (especially the seventh one in the series). Feel free to swap these two descriptions for added fun.
 
  
 
Here is a typical fanfic, censored for your safety:
 
Here is a typical fanfic, censored for your safety:
  
<i>"Ahhh...Yes..." Rouge moans pleasurably as Sonic **** on her left **** after pulling down her **** **** ****. She held his head there, **** her other **** as Sonic kept ****. Yeah, they are seriously having **** right in **** ****, but they don't seem to ****. It was **** after Rouge got her whole **** and **** ****, fully **** and ready for the **** hedgehog. He turns her **** to **** and goes right into her ****, a **** **** **** **** **** before **** **** and gets **** **** ****. He grobs **** **** her ****, pushing at a **** high ****, making Rouge's huge **** **** against the gass front door of City Hell. "Ohhh! Sonic, that **** ****! **** me more! ****!!" she ****, turning to face him as he **** her ****. Rouge **** her arms around his **** and her **** around his **** as Sonic **** **** and puishes **** her ****. He has her **** against **** **** while **** **** until she **** him onto the **** **** ****, **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** as she **** his ****.
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<i>"Ahhh...Yes..." Rouge moans pleasurably as Sonic **** on her left **** after pulling down her **** **** ****. She held his head there, **** her other **** as Sonic kept ****. Yeah, they are seriously having **** right in **** ****, but they don't seem to ****. It was **** after Rouge got her whole **** and **** ****, fully **** and ready for the **** hedgehog. He turns her **** to **** and goes right into her ****, a **** **** **** **** **** before **** **** and gets **** **** ****. He grabs **** **** her ****, pushing at a **** high ****, making Rouge's huge **** **** against the glass front door of City Hall. "Ohhh! Sonic, that **** ****! **** me more! ****!!" she ****, turning to face him as he **** her ****. Rouge **** her arms around his **** and her **** around his **** as Sonic **** **** and pushes **** her ****. He has her **** against **** **** while **** **** until she **** him onto the **** **** ****, **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** as she **** his ****.
  
 
"Mmmm...yes...wonderful...mmmm..." she **** while ****, with Sonic **** at  
 
"Mmmm...yes...wonderful...mmmm..." she **** while ****, with Sonic **** at  
 
both her ****. Eventually, he **** **** and **** her upside-down, with her **** wrapping around his **** and his **** around her ****. She keeps **** on his **** as he **** **** **** until **** ****, Sonic **** right down her ****. Sonic hears the **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****.</i>
 
both her ****. Eventually, he **** **** and **** her upside-down, with her **** wrapping around his **** and his **** around her ****. She keeps **** on his **** as he **** **** **** until **** ****, Sonic **** right down her ****. Sonic hears the **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****.</i>
  
Another example of poorly-written fanfiction:
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Another fanfic:
<i>Ron saw that Draco had a '''42-INCH [[PENIS]]'''. This made Ron feel very small; he only had a '''21-INCH [[PENIS]].'''</i>
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<i>SPAGHETTI Tripping
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Yattaro tripped along SPAGHETTI. He was on his way to meet his lover, Pururun, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a ninja cat hopping along, carrying a SPAGHETTI in its mouth.
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Yattaro was almost OF SPAGHETTI when he came across a SPAGHETTI cake, lying alone on a SPAGHETTI plate. "That must be a treat from my SPAGHETTI bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked SPAGHETTI, so he ate it.
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It gave him the most SPAGHETTI tingling sensation in his PENISH. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Pururun.
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When Pururun came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.
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"What is it?" Yattaro cried SPAGHETTI.
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"Your PENISH! And your PENISH!" Pururun said. "They're SPAGHETTI! Can't you feel it?"
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Yattaro felt his PENISH and his PENISH. They were indeed quite SPAGHETTI. "Oh, no!" Yattaro said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that SPAGHETTI cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
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"I didn't leave you any cake," Pururun said. "I got you a SPAGHETTI. It must have been that SPAGHETTI man who lives nearby. He acts a little SPAGHETTI, ever since he SPAGHETTI a SPAGHETTI."
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"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Yattaro sobbed.
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"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Pururun said SPAGHETTI, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your PENISH is really SPAGHETTI like that."
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"Really?" Yattaro dried her tears. Yattaro kissed Pururun and it was an entirely SPAGHETTI sensation, I HOPE SHE MADE LOTS OF SPAGHETTI.
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They spent the night having entirely SPAGHETTI sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
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Everything was rather awkward after that.</i>
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== Triva ==
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*Most people like fanfics because of it having stuff that people would like to see in the real show, Other people hate it with there guts, And some people do....you know while reading it, One person that likes to read fanfics is [[User:Night-One-Winged Sonic Shadow Silver The LSS Molly Angel|this guy]].
  
== Trivia ==
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[http://www.fanfiction.net/game/Sonic_the_Hedgehog/14/2/1/1/0/0/0/0/0/1/ RUN AWAY! HEDGEHOG SEX!]<br>
[[Image:Baddoom-ponies.jpg|thumb|right|However, anyone, especially [[Dr. Doom|bad guys]], can be able to produce great fanfics on the Internet.]]
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[http://www.fanfiction.net/game/Pokemon/14/2/1/1/0/0/0/0/0/1/ RUN AWAY EVEN MORE! POKEMON SEX!]<br>
*Most people like fanfics because of it having stuff that people would like to see in the real show. Other people hate it with their guts, and some people do....[[Masturbation|you know]]...while reading it. One person that likes to read fanfics is [[User:Night-One-Winged Sonic Shadow Silver The LSS Molly Angel|this guy]]. Another person who reads them is [[Nostalgia Critic|Bennett The Sage]] from [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses|thatguywiththeglasses.com]]. One person who used to write fanfics when he was young was [[Linkara]], who was called PsyWeedle back when he was about 12 years old. This should prove as a point to not let 12-year-old people write fan fiction.
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[http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Samurai_Pizza_Cats/14/4/1/1/0/0/0/0/0/1/ RUN AWAY THE MOST! PIZZA DELIVERY CAT SEX!]<br>
*[[The Legend of Zelda: The Light of Courage]] originated from a bad fanfiction.
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[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences THE BEST FANFIC EVER]
*There are times when fan fiction actually becomes ''[[good]]''. However, they're mostly bad.
 
**In fact, there's times where fanfics become [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/SoBadItsGood/FanFic so bad, it's good].
 
  
==Links==
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[http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ A place to make easy fanfics]
*[http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ A place to make easy fanfics]
 
*[http://www.fanfiction.net/game/Sonic_the_Hedgehog/14/2/1/1/0/0/0/0/0/1/ RUN AWAY! HEDGEHOG SEX!]
 
*[http://www.fanfiction.net/game/Pokemon/14/2/1/1/0/0/0/0/0/1/ RUN AWAY EVEN MORE! POKEMON SEX!]
 
*[http://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Samurai_Pizza_Cats/14/4/1/1/0/0/0/0/0/1/ RUN AWAY THE MOST! PIZZA DELIVERY CAT SEX!]
 
*[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3092875/1/7_Continents_for_One_Robotnik RUN AWAY! EVEN ADVENTURES OF SONIC!?]
 
*[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3141377/1/Adventures_of_Usagi_Tsukino A Tiertex imimation of AoSTH]
 
*[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences THE BEST FANFIC EVER]
 

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