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|shows=Ed, Edd n' Eddy | |shows=Ed, Edd n' Eddy | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
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|occupation=Eddy's <s>slave</s> friend, comic book collector, full-time idiot | |occupation=Eddy's <s>slave</s> friend, comic book collector, full-time idiot | ||
|nationality=American | |nationality=American | ||
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*The Chicken from [[Cow and Chicken]] | *The Chicken from [[Cow and Chicken]] | ||
*Chicks Galore | *Chicks Galore | ||
| − | *[[Eddy]] (It is rumored by some that Ed has a sexual wanting for him. This has been proven true/false by [[yaoi]] addicted fangirls and [[SushieBoy]].) | + | *[[Eddy]] (It is rumored by some that Ed has a sexual wanting for him. This has been proven true/false by [[yaoi]] addicted [[retard|fangirls]] and [[SushieBoy]].) |
*[[Edd|Double D]] (The same rumor as above applies.) | *[[Edd|Double D]] (The same rumor as above applies.) | ||
*Pudding Skin | *Pudding Skin | ||
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*Sports | *Sports | ||
*[[Fat Mario]] | *[[Fat Mario]] | ||
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==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
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*Screams almost as much as [[Rolf]]. | *Screams almost as much as [[Rolf]]. | ||
*Once glued a block of wood to Johnny's foot. | *Once glued a block of wood to Johnny's foot. | ||
| − | * | + | *He is a slave to his clay model Baron 'o Beefdip. |
| − | * | + | *He is NOT smart now. |
| − | * | + | *He is the bringer of bacon. |
*LOVES Chickens. | *LOVES Chickens. | ||
*Has an addiction to gravy and buttered [[toast]]. | *Has an addiction to gravy and buttered [[toast]]. | ||
*Can swallow a video camera with relative ease and eat a mattress in three mouthfuls. | *Can swallow a video camera with relative ease and eat a mattress in three mouthfuls. | ||
*Makes crushing playgrounds seem such a breeze. | *Makes crushing playgrounds seem such a breeze. | ||
| − | * | + | *He may move fast... |
*And jump stupidly high... | *And jump stupidly high... | ||
*But this Ed's ONE HELL OF A GUY! HUH! | *But this Ed's ONE HELL OF A GUY! HUH! | ||
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*He has the power to remove bottles on his hand with sticky tape. How he can do that remains to be seen. | *He has the power to remove bottles on his hand with sticky tape. How he can do that remains to be seen. | ||
*One time, his outline somehow escaped him. He traveled through all different types of universes before he tricked the outline with some free jawbreakers. | *One time, his outline somehow escaped him. He traveled through all different types of universes before he tricked the outline with some free jawbreakers. | ||
| − | * | + | *He recently learned that he's alive. |
*Is the driver of the military's G.U.N. truck. | *Is the driver of the military's G.U.N. truck. | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | * | + | *Is sitting naked in a wagon cool? |
| − | * | + | *Nice carpet, Eddy. |
| − | * | + | *I love canoes. |
| − | + | *I AM CAN OPENER MAN! | |
| − | * | + | *Whack me! Whack me! Whack me! Whack me! |
| − | + | *My dad has a shovel. | |
| − | * | + | *Am I smart now? |
| − | * | + | *COOKIE DOUGH!! |
| − | + | *Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy I am such a lucky elf. | |
| − | * | + | *You guys are gonna make my turtle cry. |
| − | * | + | *Touch me again, and I will ''SQUASH'' you! |
| − | * | + | *'''''BIG TROUBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!''''' |
| − | * | + | *I'm a woodpecker, 'cept with dirt. |
| − | * | + | *Why don't birds just take a bus south for the winter? |
| − | * | + | *Hello Light. |
| − | + | *MAN THE HELMS! DIVE DIVE! | |
| − | * | + | *(using puppet) Oh dear, I fell! |
| − | * | + | *''EXTREME CLOSEUP!'' |
| − | * | + | *Slide on the soap... slide on the soap... slide on the soap... slide on the soap... *ten minutes later* slide on the soap... |
| − | * | + | *GUTTER BALL! |
| − | * | + | *I am the Claw, and the Claw wishes to fly too! |
| − | * | + | *[[I]] think [[I]] just thunk. |
| − | * | + | *My fantasy [[cum|come]] true! [[yes|I AM BUTTERED TOAST!!!]] |
| − | * | + | *'''I AM ED!''' |
| − | * | + | *[[Shaq|FOUL!!!]] [[American Football|OFFSIDE!!]] [[Bear Hugger|PEN-AL-TIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] |
| − | * | + | *Dig-a Hole! Dig-a Hole! |
| − | * | + | *RUN AWAY!! |
| − | * | + | *For I, Ed, can remove the bottle with ''sticky tape.'' |
| − | * | + | *''[[You know what they say|YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY]], DOUBLE D!'' |
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[[Category: Characters - Appears in Ed, Edd n' Eddy]] | [[Category: Characters - Appears in Ed, Edd n' Eddy]] | ||
[[Category: Characters - Polish]] | [[Category: Characters - Polish]] | ||
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[[Category: Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category: Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
| + | [[Category: Bisexual Characters]] | ||
[[Category: Powerful Characters]] | [[Category: Powerful Characters]] | ||
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