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Duck Donald was created by [[Hitler]] with the purpose of killing Jews. Hitler asked [[Satan]] to create something purely evil for him, and Satan did so. But Hitler was unable to control the vastly evil Duck Donald. Therefore it broke free and started terrorizing people all over the world. He has only been seen in public once, and was filmed and placed on YouTube (See film). | Duck Donald was created by [[Hitler]] with the purpose of killing Jews. Hitler asked [[Satan]] to create something purely evil for him, and Satan did so. But Hitler was unable to control the vastly evil Duck Donald. Therefore it broke free and started terrorizing people all over the world. He has only been seen in public once, and was filmed and placed on YouTube (See film). | ||
Most of the time, if you see him, you die before you can tell anybody. | Most of the time, if you see him, you die before you can tell anybody. | ||
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{{vid|CPyFLj3kKBQ}} | {{vid|CPyFLj3kKBQ}} | ||
==Information== | ==Information== | ||
The Duck Donald is so incredibly powerful that it can defeat [[God Luigi]] just by looking at it. It is unknown if it can defeat [[God Rabbit]] but it could be possible. The only way to ward him off it to play a song by [[The Beatles]] at super slow speed. The T.V. belonging to [[Arthur]] blew up after [[D.W.]] saw him on T.V. | The Duck Donald is so incredibly powerful that it can defeat [[God Luigi]] just by looking at it. It is unknown if it can defeat [[God Rabbit]] but it could be possible. The only way to ward him off it to play a song by [[The Beatles]] at super slow speed. The T.V. belonging to [[Arthur]] blew up after [[D.W.]] saw him on T.V. | ||
| − | He is as evil and as powerful as [[LULZ Sora]], maybe, his most fitting rival up to date. | + | He is as evil and as powerful as [[LULZ Sora]], maybe, his most fitting rival up to date. |
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==Signs That Duck Donald Is [[Cum|Coming!]]== | ==Signs That Duck Donald Is [[Cum|Coming!]]== | ||
*You start to hear heavily distorted [[Elvis]] Presley songs played at high speed. | *You start to hear heavily distorted [[Elvis]] Presley songs played at high speed. | ||
*The ground starts to shake. | *The ground starts to shake. | ||
| − | *A stench of | + | *A stench of Rotten papaya fills the air. |
*[[Falco Lombardi]] gets around. | *[[Falco Lombardi]] gets around. | ||
*The lights flicker on and off. | *The lights flicker on and off. | ||
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*Death | *Death | ||
*[[Satan]] | *[[Satan]] | ||
| − | *His | + | *His minion [[Mouse Mickey]]. |
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
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[[Category:Animals]] | [[Category:Animals]] | ||
[[Category:Satanists]] | [[Category:Satanists]] | ||
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