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|shows=Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog | |shows=Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog | ||
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| − | |occupation=Evil | + | |occupation=Evil Scientist |
| − | |cast=[[Long John Baldry]] | + | |cast=[[Long John Baldry]] |
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| + | [[Image:Picture 1.png|thumb|Robotnik after having one too many chocolate brains.]] | ||
[[Image:SatAMrobotnik.jpg|thumb|Not Robotnik.]] | [[Image:SatAMrobotnik.jpg|thumb|Not Robotnik.]] | ||
| − | + | '''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''' is a highly popular Youtube Poop character. | |
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| − | + | Is not to be confused with [[Dr. Eggman]]. His evil twin brother from the [[Gay Luigi|new-gen Sonic games]] who resembles Robo Bonanza more than anything. | |
==Career== | ==Career== | ||
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| − | + | Robotnik has done many things, among them having created the Robotnik suspender striptease, became [[Super Robotnik]], openly talked about his childhood, tore off his own nose, became the Robotnik sun, saved the pridelands (with a little help from [[Freakazoid (character)|Freakazoid]]), became Prime Minister, took too much Viagra for currently unknown reasons, piloted a digging machine, became a racist, conquered Canada, led a funtastic treasure hunt, married [[Bill O'Reilly]], possessed [[King Harkinian]]'s body, traveled through time in search of the All-Powerful [[Chaos Emeralds]], got engulfed in a dust cloud, made his own set of [[Wario]]Ware Microgames, invented his dick, declared war on Sir Alan Sugar (a few years after he declared war on the Imperial Guard), tried (and failed) to take over [[Toon Disney]], and didn't forget to pull that lever. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of [[Robotnik's emporium]]. He also combined with [[Weegee]] to form [[DOKTOOA EHGGUMAHN]]. But noone cared so they seperated. | |
==Presidential Run== | ==Presidential Run== | ||
| − | It was announced on October 8th, 2007, that Robotnik would be running for 2008's president of YouTube though an [[Vorhias|elaborately designed]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfniwoQ_rk campaign video]. No other characters have announced their intentions to run | + | It was announced on October 8th, 2007, that Robotnik would be running for 2008's president of YouTube though an [[Vorhias|elaborately designed]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfniwoQ_rk campaign video]. No other characters have announced their intentions to run probably except Rudy Larriva, but many are expected to follow suit. |
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| − | + | Robotnik won the presidential election by a wide margin in 2008. He plans to run again for the 2010 presidency, and so far it is rumored that [[Lex Luthor]], his long-term rival, will also run against him. | |
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
| − | *Himself | + | *Himself |
| − | * | + | *A bucket of chicken [[balls]] |
| − | *His [[Game Boy]] | + | *His [[Nintendo|Game Boy]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Travis Touchdown]]'s Beam Katanas |
| − | *[[Sex|Fucking | + | *[[Sex|Fucking with]] [[Scratch]] (Whether Scratch sucks him orally or Dr. Robotnik does him anally is something that they both don't matter on.) |
*The [[Muppet Babies]] | *The [[Muppet Babies]] | ||
| − | *Eating a | + | *Eating a Wagon Wheel |
*Going out, out, out the door | *Going out, out, out the door | ||
| + | *Two free prizes for kids at Little Caesar's | ||
*Strawberry Shortcuts | *Strawberry Shortcuts | ||
| − | * | + | *Joe the Pesky Plumber |
| − | + | *Wolfgang Amadeus Pingus | |
| − | + | *Putting out the Bushroot | |
| − | * | + | *Sex with Donna |
| − | + | *His Creator | |
| − | + | *Miku Hatsune | |
| − | *Putting out the Bushroot | + | *Fat Bastard, his best friend |
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{{vid|K1yneJSJx3E}} | {{vid|K1yneJSJx3E}} | ||
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*[[Sonic|THAT HEDGEHOG]] | *[[Sonic|THAT HEDGEHOG]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Mama Luigi]] |
| + | *[[Timmy Turner]] & [[Jimmy Neutron]] | ||
*When he loses to [[Froggo]] over a bucket of KFC. | *When he loses to [[Froggo]] over a bucket of KFC. | ||
| − | *"That | + | *[[The Lobe]] |
| + | *"That chimpanzee" | ||
| + | *[[Dio Brando]] (ruined Robotnik's schemes and all that crap) | ||
*Masahiro Sakurai (He lied to Robotnik that he was going to be in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]].) | *Masahiro Sakurai (He lied to Robotnik that he was going to be in [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]].) | ||
*[[Da Bears]] | *[[Da Bears]] | ||
*[[Insane Clown Posse|Clowns]] | *[[Insane Clown Posse|Clowns]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *Snakes |
| − | * | + | *An alligator who chased him once |
| − | *Action 52 & The Cheetahmen | + | *Spot the Chicken |
| + | *Dipstick | ||
| + | *71519 | ||
| + | *The [[Sniper]] | ||
| + | *[[Face]] | ||
| + | *Not being able to say the N-word | ||
| + | *The [[Killer 7]] | ||
| + | *[[Travis Touchdown]] | ||
| + | *Action 52 & The Cheetahmen | ||
*[[Animal Soccer World]] & everything Phoenix Games has ever touched. | *[[Animal Soccer World]] & everything Phoenix Games has ever touched. | ||
*[[Pickle Surprise]] | *[[Pickle Surprise]] | ||
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*Every single rebel on Mobius. He wants them all blasted out of existence. | *Every single rebel on Mobius. He wants them all blasted out of existence. | ||
*[[King Harkinian]] | *[[King Harkinian]] | ||
| − | * | + | *Some [[Cornflakes]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Agent G]] & [[Detective Issac Washington]] |
| − | * | + | *[[Jack]] from [[MadWorld]] |
| − | * | + | *[[Agent Ford]] from [[Halo|The Conduit]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Lex Luthor]] |
==Skills== | ==Skills== | ||
| − | Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especially when there's | + | Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especially when there's KFC nearby. |
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| − | Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. | + | Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. Both he and [[Luffy]] share a biological defect that resulted in their bodies being made of rubber. He has been known to have uncontrollable fits of laughter. |
In the GOTY Award winning game Super Robotnik Land he has been seen using his penis to kill Sonic The Hedgehog (See Video Above), however whether this skill is as powerful in reality is yet to be proven. | In the GOTY Award winning game Super Robotnik Land he has been seen using his penis to kill Sonic The Hedgehog (See Video Above), however whether this skill is as powerful in reality is yet to be proven. | ||
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Apparently he can blink but it's hard to notice. | Apparently he can blink but it's hard to notice. | ||
His giant ass is so huge that he has to buy custom-built chairs and toilets. His dumps are so enormous that his plumbing pipes must be at least 12 feet wide to avoid clogs. | His giant ass is so huge that he has to buy custom-built chairs and toilets. His dumps are so enormous that his plumbing pipes must be at least 12 feet wide to avoid clogs. | ||
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==Gossip== | ==Gossip== | ||
[[Image:robotikniks.jpg|thumb|Robotnik while watching gay porn.]] | [[Image:robotikniks.jpg|thumb|Robotnik while watching gay porn.]] | ||
| − | *[[Scratch]] has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]])'' | + | *It is rumored that [[Scratch]] has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]])'' |
*Despite his claim, it is thought by many that Robotnik DID forget to pull that lever. | *Despite his claim, it is thought by many that Robotnik DID forget to pull that lever. | ||
*It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with [[Zelda]], himself, and [[Ms. Filkins]] resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child. | *It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with [[Zelda]], himself, and [[Ms. Filkins]] resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child. | ||
| − | *There is a VERY good chance that Robotnik is also Santa Claus | + | *There is a VERY good chance that Robotnik is also Santa Claus. |
| − | *It's rumored that | + | *It's rumored that Sarah is his daughter. |
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*Robotnik once went to the Lonely Hearts Club and applied to date [[Makoto Kino]], however Sonic beat him to the punch. However after finding out that Sonic was a pervert, Robotnik is rumored to date her. | *Robotnik once went to the Lonely Hearts Club and applied to date [[Makoto Kino]], however Sonic beat him to the punch. However after finding out that Sonic was a pervert, Robotnik is rumored to date her. | ||
*It is rumored that Robotnik's "beautiful head" once drifted off into deep space. | *It is rumored that Robotnik's "beautiful head" once drifted off into deep space. | ||
| − | *In recent years, Robotnik has been known to frequently confuse the names of his robots, coming up with such fusions as " | + | *In recent years, Robotnik has been known to frequently confuse the names of his robots, coming up with such fusions as "Scrander" and "Groutch". Alas, [[Scrander]] has been confirmed to really exist recently. |
*Robotnik often likes to procrastinate, saying "TOMORROW I'LL" whenever he has been assigned something to do. | *Robotnik often likes to procrastinate, saying "TOMORROW I'LL" whenever he has been assigned something to do. | ||
| + | *Since the fateful day when [[Osaka]] had hypnotized the world into hearing her poop idea, Yomi had become Hypnotized into thinking that she was [[Robotnik]] for the next two days, as she was seen renditioning the [[Diploma Dope]]. One month later, she was infuriated because her appearance on YouTube only had a three star rating. Sakaki watched in horror at the footage of Chiyo Chan being blown up at the end of the video. Tomo started running around the School grounds saying that the incident was Mario's fault since he was with Chiyo at the time; Now he is banned from the city limits of Tokyo, Japan. The Power Star that Mario was about to give chiyo eventually joined Osaka and her minions so that she could make his face seize all the magic balloons in the dungeon of Mr Girrafe's Coney Island Disco Palace so that all the Whats down in Hell will cry "Bobby got NOWHERE!!". Robotnik saw this and wanted to sued Yomi, but he couldn't; he was too buisy licking his bread | ||
*When [[Rudy Larriva]] and [[Mama Luigi]] announced [[Hunter Harrison]]'s candidacy for president of the CN Railway, Robotnik was bent on destroying the campaign. Alas, he caved when they offered to haul [[Robotnik Express]] for him. | *When [[Rudy Larriva]] and [[Mama Luigi]] announced [[Hunter Harrison]]'s candidacy for president of the CN Railway, Robotnik was bent on destroying the campaign. Alas, he caved when they offered to haul [[Robotnik Express]] for him. | ||
| + | *It is rumored that Robotnik has sued Kingdom Cum [[over 9000]] times due to the never delivered grand prize of unlimited [[Uctions]] in the Beautiful Head competition held in 2005. A lesser known rumor is that [[Mama Luigi]] had broken in the supplies and stolen them for a rumored new [[form]] of [[AIDS]] even more powerful than the dreaded [[Orochi AIDS]]. It was disproven as [[Fat Mario|someone]] had already consumed the Uctions and [[Mama Luigi]] have claimed that this new AIDS form was a hoax made by [[No|Anti-Uction fanboys]]. | ||
*[[Bugs Bunny]] believes Robotnik is Polish. | *[[Bugs Bunny]] believes Robotnik is Polish. | ||
| − | *Rumoured to have had plastic surgery on a [[SatAM|Saturday Morning]] until his nephew Snively made love to Robotnik (Robotnik's reply was "This was good Snively"), but everyone disapproved so he went back to his loveable pre-Saturday Morning self. | + | *Rumoured to have had plastic surgery on a [[SatAM Sonic the Hedgehog|Saturday Morning]] until his nephew Snively made love to Robotnik (Robotnik's reply was "This was good Snively"), but everyone disapproved so he went back to his loveable pre-Saturday Morning self. |
*Enjoys making racecar noises while he eats lotsa [[spaghetti]]. | *Enjoys making racecar noises while he eats lotsa [[spaghetti]]. | ||
| − | *It is rumored that | + | *He built [[Glados]]. |
| + | *It is rumored that Chowder is his son. | ||
*Robotnik once collaborated with Zelda, Link, Luigi, Mario, and Dr. Rabbit to form the Power Rangers. Ironically, Robotnik took the role as the aerobic skinny Asian yellow ranger. | *Robotnik once collaborated with Zelda, Link, Luigi, Mario, and Dr. Rabbit to form the Power Rangers. Ironically, Robotnik took the role as the aerobic skinny Asian yellow ranger. | ||
*He seems to have somewhat of an obsession with [[Tails|Sonic's two-tailed little friend]], who he affectionately refers to as MILES. | *He seems to have somewhat of an obsession with [[Tails|Sonic's two-tailed little friend]], who he affectionately refers to as MILES. | ||
*Robotnik's nose is known to look like a eggplant. | *Robotnik's nose is known to look like a eggplant. | ||
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*He once had the argument of the century with [[M. Bison]]. Later on in that argument, [[Fat Mario]] and [[Captain Falcon]] would join their respective sides in this argument. | *He once had the argument of the century with [[M. Bison]]. Later on in that argument, [[Fat Mario]] and [[Captain Falcon]] would join their respective sides in this argument. | ||
| − | + | *Dr. Robotnik was considered to be the #7 douchebag of [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack's]] Top Ten List of Douchebags. He was ahead of [[Wario]], [[Superman]] (lol, wut?!), and [[Michael Jackson]], yet he failed to defeat the [[Russians|Ruffians from Viva Pinata]], [[Burger King|the Burger King himself]], [[Bowser]], [[Metal Gear Solid|Psycho Mantis]], [[Gay Luigi|Jack Thompson]], and the Duck Hunt Dog itself. | |
| − | *Dr. Robotnik was considered to be the #7 douchebag of [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack's]] Top Ten List of Douchebags. He was ahead of [[Wario]], [[Superman]] (lol, wut?!), and [[Michael Jackson]], yet he failed to defeat the [[Russians|Ruffians from | ||
*He drove that hedgehog to the fucking moon once. | *He drove that hedgehog to the fucking moon once. | ||
| − | *He also once had a crazy cousin named Warpnik. | + | *He also once had a crazy cousin named Warpnik. Unfortunetly, he's banished into the Warp of Penis so he isn't with us anymore. |
| − | *It was confirmed that Dr. Robotnik was a | + | *It was confirmed that Dr. Robotnik was a Nazi/Neo-Nazi, or at least a temporary one. |
| − | *It is rumored that before he goes to bed at night he wraps his [[penis]] in | + | *It is rumored that before he goes to bed at night he wraps his [[penis|pingas]] in stripes of bacon. That could also explain why his pingas makes other pingases be ashamed of themselves. |
*Oddly enough, he, along with [[Bowser]] and [[Ganon]], refused to help [[King K. Rool]] seize YouTube Poop in the name of the [[Angry German Kid]]. | *Oddly enough, he, along with [[Bowser]] and [[Ganon]], refused to help [[King K. Rool]] seize YouTube Poop in the name of the [[Angry German Kid]]. | ||
| + | *Robotnik once joined with Bowser, Ganon, and [[Dr. Neo Cortex]] to become the Teenage Mutant Ninja Poopers. | ||
*He recently tricked the Mario Bros. into killing Sonic for him by planting a forged note from the hedgehog for them to find. | *He recently tricked the Mario Bros. into killing Sonic for him by planting a forged note from the hedgehog for them to find. | ||
| − | *He once suffered a form of | + | *He once suffered a form of tourette syndrome where Hugh Tasmanian Devil-style rambling and "Peanuts" adult speech got injected in his dialogue. |
*Also once made a Strawberry Shortcut and tried to do the [[Pickle Surprise]] once. | *Also once made a Strawberry Shortcut and tried to do the [[Pickle Surprise]] once. | ||
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| − | *His nose is actually a second | + | *Is rumored to masturbate the very instant he sees the "DO NOT MASTURBATE" video. (Subsequentialy, you can see the video on the right right next to this thing here.) |
| − | *With the help of [[Dracula]], he conquered | + | *His nose is actually a second penis. |
| − | *He | + | *With the help of [[Dracula]], he conquered New Jersey; beating [[Will Smith]] to the punch. |
| − | * | + | *He recorded a hit single titled "Piness Piness Pingas Pingas", which [[Stimpy J. Cat]] likes to play constantly much to [[Ren Hoek]]'s displeasure. |
| − | + | *His [[Penis|PINGAS]] was touched by [[Bowser Jr]] in Missouri in 1988, the final crime that Jr. would commit before suicide. | |
| − | *He has | + | *He has been found to have been sexually assulted again, this time by [[Big Cheese]] in 1989, leading to [[Big Cheese]]'s impeachment. |
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==Memorable Quotes== | ==Memorable Quotes== | ||
[[Image: 16_fanart_sonicgottagofast.gif|thumb|Robotnik's ultimate rival, [[Sonic]].]] | [[Image: 16_fanart_sonicgottagofast.gif|thumb|Robotnik's ultimate rival, [[Sonic]].]] | ||
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{{poopquote|Robotnik|SILENCE!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|SILENCE!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I hate that hedgehog!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I hate that hedgehog!}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik|OOOOH, THAT'S GOOOOD!}} | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|(While having an orgasm) OOOOH, THAT'S GOOOOD!}} |
{{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU PISS BRAINS!!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU PISS BRAINS!!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|rrrrrrrrrrrrra rrrrrrrrrrrra rrrrrrrrrrrrooo rrrrro rro. A Robotnik's most IMPORTANT WORK!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|MAKE ME HAPPY!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|MAKE ME HAPPY!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You miserable mess of microchips!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|You miserable mess of microchips!}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik| | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Ilikehan2fransomNEVAHftdilisserlNOTE}} |
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik|This is like bending | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|This is like bending spaghetti!}} |
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm engulfed in a... | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Hurry! We have two more towns to demolish by lunchtime!}} |
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm engulfed in a... dust cloud!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|DOY...[[SHOU!]]}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|DOY...[[SHOU!]]}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss??}} |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I'll smack yer ma!}} | |
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I'll smack yer | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I'M DOCTOR ROBOTNIK; I CAN TOUCH WHATEVER I WANT!!!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I'M DOCTOR ROBOTNIK; I CAN TOUCH WHATEVER I WANT!!!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Robotnik|OHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|OHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|[[NO]]!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|[[NO]]!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|..are programmed and ready too fire on anything...thats blue......HEDGEHOG BLUE that is!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|In a word, they'll all be sunk! Ahahahahahahahaha!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|In a word, they'll all be sunk! Ahahahahahahahaha!}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik| | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Prepare to engage the brothermio system!}} |
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|And I order you to tell me of any carrots, peppers, and bugs of security, the second Christmas comes up!}} |
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Snoo[[Pingas|ping as]] usual, I see?}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|My full name is SUPER Robotnik!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|My full name is SUPER Robotnik!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|And best of all, [[Froggo]] is being kept too busy to even notice!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Whyyy?! WHYYY?! WHYYYYYYY!??!!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Whyyy?! WHYYY?! WHYYYYYYY!??!!}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik|This is not a what...Don't call it a what...call it a WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!}} | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|[[PENIS|PINGAS!]]}} |
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|This is not a what...Don't call it a what...call it a '''WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!'''}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|AND NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE BILL!!!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|AND NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE BILL!!!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I won't just dip her, I'll dunk her! SLAM dunk! Two-handed reverse.}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|By standing on that X!(Points to the right)}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I want MORE chimneys! MOOORRRREEEEE!!!!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I want MORE chimneys! MOOORRRREEEEE!!!!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm on the brink of incest! You fail!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|What kind of nincompoops are you!?!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|What kind of nincompoops are you!?!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Robotnik|If you don't, I'll melt you down... ''MY'' way!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|If you don't, I'll melt you down... ''MY'' way!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I just stole candy from 4,822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I just stole candy from 4,822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Get to the point or your name will be M-U-D!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You lame brain, knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me while I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|You lame brain, knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me while I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik| | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|'''NINCOMBOTS!!!'''}} |
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik| | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|See you next faaaaall!}} |
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I thought I was rid of you, you fish- | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Get out of life!!}} |
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik|...but one trouble-making teenager has made me TEAR EVERY HAIR from my BEAUTIFUL HEAD!}} | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|MOOOREE Toilet paper...}} |
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|OHOO-WAHEY-AH-HO-WHAAHAHAOOOOOA}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I thought I was rid of you,you fish-fondiling fruitcake!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Hey! Where did that mountain-top come from?!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Sonic is trapped in there... and the rest of Mobius is out here! And it's mine! It's mine! All mine! Alllll miiiiiine!!! (pokes at himself with his thumb twice)}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|...but one trouble-making teenager has made me TEAR EVERY HAIR from my '''BEAUTIFUL HEAD!'''}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|This is one time ''I'm'' going to do some rottenness, and that hedgehog won't stop me!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Why, the fun is just starting! Dahahahahahahahahahaha!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Why, the fun is just starting! Dahahahahahahahahahaha!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|How did I get in the middle of the ocean?!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|[[HOPEICE]]}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|E-E-A CAKE}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|It's booby-trapped!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Cut the monitors!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|UH-GOHHHH-GOHHHH-GOHHHH-GOHHHH-GOHHHH.}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|NICE PEOPLE.}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|NICE PEOPLE.}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik|[[Beans | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|[[Beans]]...}} |
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|SnooPING AS usual, i see?}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|How many times have I told you dingbats to always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|How many times have I told you dingbats to always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Nice [[toaster]]. I must remind my badniks to steal some [[Bowser's Sourpuss Bread|BREAD]] for it.}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Nice [[toaster]]. I must remind my badniks to steal some [[Bowser's Sourpuss Bread|BREAD]] for it.}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|You can rot in jail for all I care! Ahahahahahahahaha!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|You can rot in jail for all I care! Ahahahahahahahaha!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Tea? TEA?}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Tea? TEA?}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik|[[ | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|You took the [[PENIS|PENIS]] right out of my mouth!}} |
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik|My... | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Surrender to [[me]].}} |
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|SENINGYOP.}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|My...caboose...}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I WAS A VIRGIN!!!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|WHO CARES?}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|WHO CARES?}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Robotnik|TOMORROW I'LL...}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|TOMORROW I'LL...}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|PRRR! PRRR!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! SNAAAAAAKES! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I NEDA TAKE A DUMP OPEN THE DOOR!!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OR...DID I SAY THAT ALREADY?}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|OR...DID I SAY THAT ALREADY?}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I haven't SEEN such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin Warpnik to the | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Penis is always more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of people who love PENISH!}} |
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|...And so I've decided to dedicate my luxury resort to Mobius's first citizen. A bundle of good looks and sheer genius, all wrapped up in that loveable package we call me!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|It's time to unleash my extendo-tower-solar-focusing lens ray, and bake Sonic like a BUG!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|PLUCK EVERY HAIR FROM MY AIDSTASTIC HEAD}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Crap! I think I have AIDS! *sob*}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I need head before I can activate my PENIS!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|You took the PENIS right out of my mouth!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|TOUCH MY PENIS!!!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|At last, my very own time machine! Now I can proceed with my cleverest plan of all time - gathering the four most important items in the history of Mobius, the all-powerful Chaos Emeralds! With them, I will possess invisibility, invincibility, immortality, volcanicity, personality, lamp oil, rope, bombs, [[Koopa Football Players]], [[toasters]], Burbank, virus, [[Superman]], Dumbledore, booms, tree, Underdog, Sparta, Mama Luigi, smoke, sex, and finally, the power of life itself! With the Chaos Emeralds, no one can stop me from yiffing [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Noooo! That's my porn!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Finally, I've got them all - my precious Chaos Emeralds. Now all I have to do is place them around my neck. Invulnerability! Invisibility! Immortality! And the Power of Life! Put them all together, it spells M-A-D-D-E-A-C-M-H-S-E-D-V-M-A-V-E-D-C-4, the Supreme High Robotnik, the most powerful man in the universe!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|My Robo-Transmogrifier will take care of you prehistoric fuzzballs!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|[We're going back in time] To get the Chaos Emerald of Life, you fools! With it, I can bring Sherlock Holmes back to life!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Oooooh, I hate that hedgehog. Not only does Sonic mess up all my plans to take over [[Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends]], but now they're putting his ugly ***k on the money! I'll make it so that every Mobius bill will have ''my'' dazzilingly cruel ***k on it.}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, HE'S GAY!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|HEEEEE's GAY!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|The lord of thus now say will but not bless you, oh whack yam the mosquitoes - F.U.}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Promotion?! What For?!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|When I first realized I was a joke, I invented my dick!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|STEROID!!!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I HATE Da Bears!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm Dr. Robotnik, I say what I want! I say PINGAS, I say pushy, I say butt, I say crud and sludge, I say ni—'''BLEEP'''}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I'm A Douche!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I'll turn Mobius into my oooooown... ASS!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|A little taste of my dick will cramp his style}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I WANT THAT [[no|NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|You Double Nigger.}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I haven't SEEN such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin Warpnik into the Warp of [[penis|PEnis]].}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Aha! I have just come up with a magnificent scheme! Now you may lick my penis.}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|With your gadgets, and my penis, we'll team up to scoop some poop!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I've called you all here because [[you]] are the [[Gay Luigi|biggest faggots]] ever since [[Chris Crocker]] and [[The Jonas Brothers]]! You're Penis-Puffers; [[Balls|Ball-Stranglers]]; Shaft-Massagers; You're My Kind of People!!!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|But every time I try and do something [[Gay Luigi|homosexual]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog|That Fucking Blue Rat]] always ruins my scheme and causes me to tear Every Hair from my 60-Year Old [[Balls|Ballsack]]!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|All That [[Penis|Dick Sucking]] has caused [[Dr. Rabbit|my teeth]] to rot!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|He refuses to write up [[Penis|PINGAS!!!]]}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|But No More. No Fucking More! I hereby declare Sonic as the biggest piece of [[ass]] on Mobius! For whoever [[sex|rapes]] Sonic the hardest in the [[ass]], I'm giving you 1,000,000 Blowjobs!!! Bring [[Sonic the Hedgehog|him]] to me.}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Rape Him! Rape Him Good!!!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Hotcakes. Isn't that nice? You know what I like on my hotcakes? CHOCOLATE COVERED COCK!!!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|You took the words right out of my mouth! I hate that Lobe! He ruins my nice people! He escapes my schemes! He helps traps!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Diabeetus!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Steroids!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Steroids!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Robotnik|Oxymoron!!!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Oxymoron!!!}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|Robotnik| | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|You [[penis|Cocksucker!]] This is no time for you to fall apart, [[King Leonidas|This Is Sparta!]]}} |
| − | + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|You Infinigger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}} | |
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