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|shows=Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog | |shows=Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
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|occupation=Evil scientist | |occupation=Evil scientist | ||
|cast=[[Long John Baldry]], [[Grounder|Ga]][[Megatron|ry ]][[King Hippo|Ch]][[Dhalsim|al]][[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|k]], [[Disney|Jim Cummings]] | |cast=[[Long John Baldry]], [[Grounder|Ga]][[Megatron|ry ]][[King Hippo|Ch]][[Dhalsim|al]][[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|k]], [[Disney|Jim Cummings]] | ||
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Despite the fact that his parents said that he wouldn't amount to anything, Robotnik has had a very successful career, as you can see. | Despite the fact that his parents said that he wouldn't amount to anything, Robotnik has had a very successful career, as you can see. | ||
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==Presidential Run== | ==Presidential Run== | ||
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*His special [[Super Robotnik]] [[form]]. | *His special [[Super Robotnik]] [[form]]. | ||
*Putting out the Bushroot. | *Putting out the Bushroot. | ||
| − | *His | + | *His cock. |
*[[Soda Popinski|Soda Popinski/Vodka Drunkenski]] | *[[Soda Popinski|Soda Popinski/Vodka Drunkenski]] | ||
*[[Sex|Sodomy]] | *[[Sex|Sodomy]] | ||
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*[[Snake]]s | *[[Snake]]s | ||
*Alligators | *Alligators | ||
| + | *Not being able to say "nigger". | ||
*Action 52 & The Cheetahmen (But who doesn't?) | *Action 52 & The Cheetahmen (But who doesn't?) | ||
*[[Animal Soccer World]] & everything Phoenix Games has ever touched. | *[[Animal Soccer World]] & everything Phoenix Games has ever touched. | ||
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*Rumoured to have had plastic surgery on a [[SatAM|Saturday Morning]] until his nephew Snively made love to Robotnik (Robotnik's reply was "This was good Snively"), but everyone disapproved so he went back to his loveable pre-Saturday Morning self. | *Rumoured to have had plastic surgery on a [[SatAM|Saturday Morning]] until his nephew Snively made love to Robotnik (Robotnik's reply was "This was good Snively"), but everyone disapproved so he went back to his loveable pre-Saturday Morning self. | ||
*Enjoys making racecar noises while he eats lotsa [[spaghetti]]. | *Enjoys making racecar noises while he eats lotsa [[spaghetti]]. | ||
| − | *It is rumored that | + | *It is rumored that Chowder is his son. |
*Robotnik once collaborated with Zelda, Link, Luigi, Mario, and Dr. Rabbit to form the Power Rangers. Ironically, Robotnik took the role as the aerobic skinny Asian yellow ranger. | *Robotnik once collaborated with Zelda, Link, Luigi, Mario, and Dr. Rabbit to form the Power Rangers. Ironically, Robotnik took the role as the aerobic skinny Asian yellow ranger. | ||
*He seems to have somewhat of an obsession with [[Tails|Sonic's two-tailed little friend]], who he affectionately refers to as MILES. | *He seems to have somewhat of an obsession with [[Tails|Sonic's two-tailed little friend]], who he affectionately refers to as MILES. | ||
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*Is known to [[Masturbation|masturbate]] the very instant he sees the "DO NOT [[Masturbation|MASTURBATE]]" video. (Subsequentialy, you can see the video on the bottom right here.) | *Is known to [[Masturbation|masturbate]] the very instant he sees the "DO NOT [[Masturbation|MASTURBATE]]" video. (Subsequentialy, you can see the video on the bottom right here.) | ||
*His nose is actually a second [[PENIS]]. | *His nose is actually a second [[PENIS]]. | ||
| − | *With the help of [[Dracula]], he conquered | + | *With the help of [[Dracula]], he conquered New Jersey; beating [[Will Smith]] to the punch. |
*He and Robotnikclaus recorded a hit single together titled "Piness Piness Pingas Pingas", which [[Ren and Stimpy|Stimpy]] likes to play constantly, much to Ren's displeasure. | *He and Robotnikclaus recorded a hit single together titled "Piness Piness Pingas Pingas", which [[Ren and Stimpy|Stimpy]] likes to play constantly, much to Ren's displeasure. | ||
*The [[Nostalgia Critic]] actually once shot his own [[fuck]]ing head off. After he [[die]]d, all of Mobius exploded into a million pieces. | *The [[Nostalgia Critic]] actually once shot his own [[fuck]]ing head off. After he [[die]]d, all of Mobius exploded into a million pieces. | ||
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*Rumored to have the most rumors than any one else in the world. | *Rumored to have the most rumors than any one else in the world. | ||
{{wikipedia|Dr._Robotnik}} | {{wikipedia|Dr._Robotnik}} | ||
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==Memorable Quotes== | ==Memorable Quotes== | ||
[[Image: 16_fanart_sonicgottagofast.gif|thumb|Robotnik's ultimate rival, [[Sonic]].]] | [[Image: 16_fanart_sonicgottagofast.gif|thumb|Robotnik's ultimate rival, [[Sonic]].]] | ||
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{{poopquote|Robotnik|GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|OR...DID I SAY THAT ALREADY?}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|OR...DID I SAY THAT ALREADY?}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Robotnik|YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|I haven't SEEN such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin Warpnik to the Warp of Confusion!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|I haven't SEEN such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin Warpnik to the Warp of Confusion!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Steroids!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Steroids!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Robotnik|There's a whole town of people, praising their pingas?!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|There's a whole town of people, praising their pingas?!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Humanity.}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Humanity.}} | ||
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==The Greatest [[Evil]]...== | ==The Greatest [[Evil]]...== | ||
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[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Olympiads]] | [[Category:Olympiads]] | ||
[[Category:Comic Book Characters]] | [[Category:Comic Book Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
[[Category:Internet Memes]] | [[Category:Internet Memes]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | [[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | ||
[[Category:Doctors|Robotnik, Dr.]] | [[Category:Doctors|Robotnik, Dr.]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Dicks]] | ||
[[Category:Dictators]] | [[Category:Dictators]] | ||
| − | [[Category:Satanists]]] | + | [[Category:Satanists]] |
| + | [[Category:Racists]] | ||
[[Category:College Graduates]] | [[Category:College Graduates]] | ||
