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|name=Dr. Rabbit
 
|name=Dr. Rabbit
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|shows=Dr. Rabbit's World Tour
 
|sex=Male
 
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'''Doctor Rabbit''' is a racist rabbit dentist who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper tooth-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and [[Plaque Monsters|plaque monster]]. He also likes to put his [[cum]] into the mouths of his child followers, often by mixing it with their smoothie (he learned this technique from [[Ken Masters]]). Dr. Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance.
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'''Doctor Rabbit''' is a pedophiliac, racist rabbit dentist who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper tooth-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and [[Plaque Monsters|plaque monster]]. He also likes to put his [[cum]] into the mouths of his child followers, often by mixing it with their smoothie (he learned this technique from [[Ken Masters]]). Dr. Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance.
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
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====Legal Issues====
 
====Legal Issues====
Doctor Rabbit is being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $13,000 by [[MetalAcid5|some random metalhead]] for breaking his video camera.
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Carmen of Spain has claimed that she was molested by Doctor Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Doctor Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set. Doctor Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $13,000 by [[MetalAcid5|some random metalhead]] for breaking his video camera.
 
[[Image:Hippogrin.jpg|thumb|right|A hippo tried to rip off Dr. Rabbit once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]]
 
[[Image:Hippogrin.jpg|thumb|right|A hippo tried to rip off Dr. Rabbit once. He, [[M. Bison|of course,]] failed.]]
  
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[[Colgate]] wants him executed, and therefore YouTube Poopers and YouTube Poop fans are now protesting against [[Colgate]] for removing Dr. Rabbit videos by boycotting. Then they stopped caring and Dr. Rabbit held a rave party in celebration.
 
[[Colgate]] wants him executed, and therefore YouTube Poopers and YouTube Poop fans are now protesting against [[Colgate]] for removing Dr. Rabbit videos by boycotting. Then they stopped caring and Dr. Rabbit held a rave party in celebration.
  
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He raped [[Wendy O.]] in 1984, when she was ten, causing her a fear of rabbits. Dr. Rabbit then had to pay a $9,000,000 fine and spend 5 years in prison, but [[King Koopa|some guy]] helped him escape.
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He is being charged for a hate crime, when he flew over an African tribe and painted them white. Rabbit blamed it on [[Link]].
  
 
====Presidential Run====
 
====Presidential Run====
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====Great Dr. Rabbit Massacre====
 
====Great Dr. Rabbit Massacre====
  
In early 2008, the Colgate-Palmolive company went on a rampage and removed almost every singe trace of Dr. Rabbit from Youtube. All classic poops, including the ones linked to on this page, have been removed from Youtube.  
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In early 2008, the Colgate-Palmolive company went on an [[AIDS]]-induced rampage and removed almost every singe trace of Dr. Rabbit from Youtube. All classic poops, including the ones linked to on this page, have been removed from Youtube.  
  
 
At the news of his imminent execution, Dr. Rabbit fled to the Youtube underground and continued operating his dental practice under the alias "Anthropomorphic Surgeon".
 
At the news of his imminent execution, Dr. Rabbit fled to the Youtube underground and continued operating his dental practice under the alias "Anthropomorphic Surgeon".
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===A New Vision of Touring===
 
===A New Vision of Touring===
  
In 2008, Dr. Rabbit was introduced in a commercial outside of the United States. He took two kids from some country underwater. Using his own submarine, he took them on a wild ride where the urchins laid. Days later, news arrived that he engaged in improper conduct with the children. The rabbit is currently facing fines ''way'' up to $100. Luckily, Colgate has his ass on his side. They won and as a result, he'd have a new special video involving him.
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In 2008, Dr. Rabbit was introduced in a commercial outside of the United States. He took two kids from some country underwater. Using his own submarine, he took them on a wild ride where the urchins laid. Days later, news arrived that he had raped the children on the journey. The rabbit is currently facing fines ''way'' up to $100. Luckily, Colgate has his ass on his side. They won and as a result, he'd have a new special video involving him.
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
 
[[Image:DDP.JPG|thumb|right|A regular checkup with Dr. Rabbit and you too can have a bright healthy smile.]]
 
[[Image:DDP.JPG|thumb|right|A regular checkup with Dr. Rabbit and you too can have a bright healthy smile.]]
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{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Negro bull[[shit]], this is my friend [[Carmen]]}}
 
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Negro bull[[shit]], this is my friend [[Carmen]]}}
 
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|And you get this, every time you shag a Cracker!}}
 
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|And you get this, every time you shag a Cracker!}}
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Welcome to [[The Pit|hell]], I want to show you my [[ass|butt]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|I am a doctor.}}
 
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|That's bull[[shit]] and you know it!}}
 
{{poopquote|Dr. Rabbit|Oh no, this is terrible! YOU HAVE [[Ass|ASS]]-BURGERS!}}
 
{{VidCaption|YM1S6MDO-7g|NOOOOOOO!}}
 
 
{{DEFAULTSORT:Dr. Rabbit}}
 
{{DEFAULTSORT:Dr. Rabbit}}
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[[Category:Bisexual Characters]]
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[[Category:Pedophiles]]
 
[[Category:Animals]]
 
[[Category:Animals]]
 
[[Category:Doctors|Rabbit, Dr.]]
 
[[Category:Doctors|Rabbit, Dr.]]
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[[Category:Racists]]
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[[Category:Nazis]]

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