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==Career== | ==Career== | ||
[[Image:Drblaine.jpg|thumb|left|Not Eggman.]] | [[Image:Drblaine.jpg|thumb|left|Not Eggman.]] | ||
− | Eggman is actually a semi-competent scientist; it's just that he's been lightening up over time. In his lifetime, he has summoned ancient deities sealed away in glowing jewelry, blown up [[The Moon|the moon]] (though [[Link]] took credit for it), had his own robots betray him, pissed off a [[Knuckles the Echidna|red echidna]], and had his plans be foiled by a bunch of animals. He also managed to successfully capture Super Sonic in ''Sonic Unleashed'', which proves that he may be getting somewhere. | + | Eggman is actually a semi-competent scientist; it's just that he's been lightening up over time. In his lifetime, he has summoned ancient deities sealed away in glowing jewelry, blown up [[The Moon|the moon]] (though [[Link]] took credit for it), had his own robots betray him, pissed off a [[Knuckles the Echidna|red echidna]], and had his plans be foiled by a bunch of animals. He also managed to successfully capture Super Sonic in ''Sonic Unleashed'', which proves that he may be getting somewhere. He's also stalking Sonic in the upcoming ''Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 1''. |
[[Image:EGGTV.JPG|frame|Eggman performing on his TV show.]] | [[Image:EGGTV.JPG|frame|Eggman performing on his TV show.]] | ||
{{VidCaption|wC2JAwDDJxo|Eggman is [[sex|working]] for the weekend.}} | {{VidCaption|wC2JAwDDJxo|Eggman is [[sex|working]] for the weekend.}} | ||
===EGG TV=== | ===EGG TV=== | ||
− | At one point, Eggman | + | At one point, Eggman has gotten his own TV show. It was enjoyed universally and loved by many. It was a variety show offering things such as sketches, musical performances, and the occasional celebrity guest star. One famous (yet controversial) episode has [[Morshu]] appear as a special guest. Eggman and Morshu, being close friends, proceed to exchange jokes and perform some sketches for the audience, resulting in an extremely rare instance of global laughter and enjoyment. However, during the episode, Eggman had a heart attack and was in critical condition. Unable to go on performing any longer (and because the network hated him), Eggman decided to call it quits. Episodes of EGG TV are currently available [[Illegal|on torrents]] or on DVHS-disc, though they are sometimes re-run on [[Rock TV]]. |
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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*N-no! T-the controls won't respond! | *N-no! T-the controls won't respond! | ||
*W-WAIT! NO! This is a delicate machine! | *W-WAIT! NO! This is a delicate machine! | ||
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[[Image:Robotnikchippendale.jpg|thumb|right|[[You|YOU]] K[[NO]]W [[you|YOU]] [[love|LOVE]] IT!]] | [[Image:Robotnikchippendale.jpg|thumb|right|[[You|YOU]] K[[NO]]W [[you|YOU]] [[love|LOVE]] IT!]] | ||
==Other Information== | ==Other Information== | ||
[[Image:Eggpunch.jpg|left|thumb|Eggman's most badass moment.]] | [[Image:Eggpunch.jpg|left|thumb|Eggman's most badass moment.]] | ||
+ | {{VidCaption|PEKx4Kx0rto|Eggman doing his best impression of Robotnik.}} | ||
*He lost a lot of weight in between the Saturn/Dreamcast eras. | *He lost a lot of weight in between the Saturn/Dreamcast eras. | ||
*He was inspired by The Beatles' song, "I Am the Walrus", which if you didn't know, referred to an "egg man". | *He was inspired by The Beatles' song, "I Am the Walrus", which if you didn't know, referred to an "egg man". | ||
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*Despite formerly creating robots by "roboticising" cute animals, he prefers just building his own robots nowadays. | *Despite formerly creating robots by "roboticising" cute animals, he prefers just building his own robots nowadays. | ||
*Is responsible for unleashing the Tails Doll upon the world. | *Is responsible for unleashing the Tails Doll upon the world. | ||
− | *He likes to dance to the | + | *He likes to dance to the song "Workin' For the Weekend" without wearing a shirt. |
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*[[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow the Emo-hog]] sent him "straight to [[hell]]".....by karate chopping him to death.... I'm being serious here. | *[[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow the Emo-hog]] sent him "straight to [[hell]]".....by karate chopping him to death.... I'm being serious here. | ||
*He is not an [[Eggs|egg]], just sort of shaped like one. | *He is not an [[Eggs|egg]], just sort of shaped like one. | ||
*He was NOT mentioned in Billy Joel's song "We Didn't Start the Fire", either ([[Nazi|Adolf Eichmann]] =/= Eggman) | *He was NOT mentioned in Billy Joel's song "We Didn't Start the Fire", either ([[Nazi|Adolf Eichmann]] =/= Eggman) | ||
*He has skinny legs compared to his fat belly, making it hard to support his own weight. | *He has skinny legs compared to his fat belly, making it hard to support his own weight. | ||
+ | *Likes doing Chippendale's dances in his free time to the [['80s]] [[Love]]rboy song "Working for the Weekend", much to the dismay of [[Sonic]], [[Tails]], and others. | ||
+ | **And he knows [[you]] [[love]] it! | ||
*He, along with [[Shredder]], [[King Dedede]], [[Dr. K]], and [[Dial Bolic]] were briefly recruited by Wayne Cramp from ''Cramp Twins'' to help take over the Fox Box. The plan failed because [[4Kids]] mailed a bunch of DVDs exposing it to the viewers. | *He, along with [[Shredder]], [[King Dedede]], [[Dr. K]], and [[Dial Bolic]] were briefly recruited by Wayne Cramp from ''Cramp Twins'' to help take over the Fox Box. The plan failed because [[4Kids]] mailed a bunch of DVDs exposing it to the viewers. | ||
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*[[The Beatles|He is the Eggman]]. | *[[The Beatles|He is the Eggman]]. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Dr. Robotnik]], his cartoon and more popular counterpart. | *[[Dr. Robotnik]], his cartoon and more popular counterpart. | ||
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[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Athletes]] | [[Category:Athletes]] | ||
[[Category:Olympiads]] | [[Category:Olympiads]] | ||
− | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Doctors|Eggman, Dr.]] |
− | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Terrorists]] |
[[Category:Sega Characters]] | [[Category:Sega Characters]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Racists]] |