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[[Image:Eggman.gif|frame|left|He's the Eggman. He has the master plan.]] | [[Image:Eggman.gif|frame|left|He's the Eggman. He has the master plan.]] | ||
'''Dr. Eggman''' is [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s arch-nemesis. In North America, his name was temporarily changed to [[Dr. Robotnik]], who seems to have now become his own identity. | '''Dr. Eggman''' is [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s arch-nemesis. In North America, his name was temporarily changed to [[Dr. Robotnik]], who seems to have now become his own identity. | ||
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==Description== | ==Description== | ||
| − | He's a fat scientist in his 40s who loves chasing hedgehogs and [[Heavy Weapons Guy|eating sandwiches]]. He's also got an IQ of 300 | + | He's a fat scientist in his 40s who loves chasing hedgehogs and [[Heavy Weapons Guy|eating sandwiches]]. He's also got an IQ of 300. What more do you need to know? |
==Career== | ==Career== | ||
| − | + | Eggman is actually a semi-competent scientist; it's just that he's been lightening up over time. In his lifetime, he has summoned ancient deities sealed away in glowing jewelry, blown up [[The Moon|the moon]] (though [[Link]] took credit for it), had his own robots betray him, pissed off a [[Knuckles the Echidna|red echidna]], and had his plans be foiled by a bunch of animals. He also managed to successfully capture Super Sonic in ''Sonic Unleashed'', which proves that he may be getting somewhere. He's also stalking Sonic in the upcoming ''Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 1''. | |
| − | Eggman is actually a semi-competent scientist; it's just that he's been lightening up over time. In his lifetime, he has summoned ancient deities sealed away in glowing jewelry, blown up [[The Moon|the moon]] (though [[Link]] took credit for it), had his own robots betray him, pissed off a [[Knuckles the Echidna|red echidna]], and had his plans be foiled by a bunch of animals. He also managed to successfully capture Super Sonic in ''Sonic Unleashed'', which proves that he may be getting somewhere. | + | |
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===EGG TV=== | ===EGG TV=== | ||
| − | At one point, Eggman | + | [[Image:EGGTV.JPG|frame|Eggman performing on his TV show]] |
| + | At one point, Eggman has gotten his own TV show. It was enjoyed universally and loved by many. It was a variety show offering things such as sketches, musical performances, and the occasional celebrity guest star. One famous (yet controversial) episode has [[Morshu]] appear as a special guest. Eggman and Morshu, being close friends, proceed to exchange jokes and perform some sketches for the audience, resulting in an extremely rare instance of global laughter and enjoyment. However, during the episode, Eggman had a heart attack and was in critical condition. Unable to go on performing any longer (and because the network hated him), Eggman decided to call it quits. Episodes of EGG TV are currently available [[Illegal|on torrents]] or on DVHS-disc, though they are sometimes re-run on [[Rock TV]]. | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | *[[Wolf O'Donnell|NO WAY | + | {{VidCaption|DTCVtDV6Yzc|His theme from Sonic Adventure 2.}} |
| + | *[[Wolf O'Donnell|NO WAY! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS]] | ||
*[[Yes|YOSH]]! | *[[Yes|YOSH]]! | ||
*''Yosh...''(He says this when molesting a Chao) | *''Yosh...''(He says this when molesting a Chao) | ||
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*All I have to do is push this little button. | *All I have to do is push this little button. | ||
*Not just a race, but a SPECIAL race to see who's the fastest! | *Not just a race, but a SPECIAL race to see who's the fastest! | ||
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==Other Information== | ==Other Information== | ||
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*Despite formerly creating robots by "roboticising" cute animals, he prefers just building his own robots nowadays. | *Despite formerly creating robots by "roboticising" cute animals, he prefers just building his own robots nowadays. | ||
*Is responsible for unleashing the Tails Doll upon the world. | *Is responsible for unleashing the Tails Doll upon the world. | ||
| − | *He likes to dance to the | + | *He likes to dance to the song "Workin' For the Weekend" without wearing a shirt. |
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*[[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow the Emo-hog]] sent him "straight to [[hell]]".....by karate chopping him to death.... I'm being serious here. | *[[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow the Emo-hog]] sent him "straight to [[hell]]".....by karate chopping him to death.... I'm being serious here. | ||
*He is not an [[Eggs|egg]], just sort of shaped like one. | *He is not an [[Eggs|egg]], just sort of shaped like one. | ||
| − | *He was NOT mentioned in Billy Joel's song "We Didn't Start the Fire", either ( | + | *He was NOT mentioned in Billy Joel's song "We Didn't Start the Fire", either (Adolf Eichmann =/= Eggman) |
*He has skinny legs compared to his fat belly, making it hard to support his own weight. | *He has skinny legs compared to his fat belly, making it hard to support his own weight. | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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[[Category:Athletes]] | [[Category:Athletes]] | ||
[[Category:Olympiads]] | [[Category:Olympiads]] | ||
| − | + | [[Category:Doctors|Eggman, Dr.]] | |
| − | [[Category:Doctors|Eggman, Dr. | ||
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