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==Career== | ==Career== | ||
[[Image:Drblaine.jpg|thumb|left|Not Eggman.]] | [[Image:Drblaine.jpg|thumb|left|Not Eggman.]] | ||
| − | Eggman is actually a semi-competent scientist; it's just that he's been lightening up over time. In his lifetime, he has summoned ancient deities sealed away in glowing jewelry, blown up [[The Moon|the moon]] (though [[Link]] took credit for it), had his own robots betray him, pissed off a [[Knuckles the Echidna|red echidna]], and had his plans be foiled by a bunch of animals. He also managed to successfully capture Super Sonic in ''Sonic Unleashed'', which proves that he may be getting somewhere. | + | Eggman is actually a semi-competent scientist; it's just that he's been lightening up over time. In his lifetime, he has summoned ancient deities sealed away in glowing jewelry, blown up [[The Moon|the moon]] (though [[Link]] took credit for it), had his own robots betray him, pissed off a [[Knuckles the Echidna|red echidna]], and had his plans be foiled by a bunch of animals. He also managed to successfully capture Super Sonic in ''Sonic Unleashed'', which proves that he may be getting somewhere. He's also stalking Sonic in the upcoming ''Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 1''. |
[[Image:EGGTV.JPG|frame|Eggman performing on his TV show.]] | [[Image:EGGTV.JPG|frame|Eggman performing on his TV show.]] | ||
{{VidCaption|wC2JAwDDJxo|Eggman is [[sex|working]] for the weekend.}} | {{VidCaption|wC2JAwDDJxo|Eggman is [[sex|working]] for the weekend.}} | ||
===EGG TV=== | ===EGG TV=== | ||
| − | At one point, Eggman | + | At one point, Eggman has gotten his own TV show. It was enjoyed universally and loved by many. It was a variety show offering things such as sketches, musical performances, and the occasional celebrity guest star. One famous (yet controversial) episode has [[Morshu]] appear as a special guest. Eggman and Morshu, being close friends, proceed to exchange jokes and perform some sketches for the audience, resulting in an extremely rare instance of global laughter and enjoyment. However, during the episode, Eggman had a heart attack and was in critical condition. Unable to go on performing any longer (and because the network hated him), Eggman decided to call it quits. Episodes of EGG TV are currently available [[Illegal|on torrents]] or on DVHS-disc, though they are sometimes re-run on [[Rock TV]]. |
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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*N-no! T-the controls won't respond! | *N-no! T-the controls won't respond! | ||
*W-WAIT! NO! This is a delicate machine! | *W-WAIT! NO! This is a delicate machine! | ||
| − | * | + | *Hi, [[Zangief]]! |
| + | *I am [[bad]]. And that's [[good]]. I will never be good. And that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me. | ||
[[Image:Robotnikchippendale.jpg|thumb|right|[[You|YOU]] K[[NO]]W [[you|YOU]] [[love|LOVE]] IT!]] | [[Image:Robotnikchippendale.jpg|thumb|right|[[You|YOU]] K[[NO]]W [[you|YOU]] [[love|LOVE]] IT!]] | ||
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[[Category:Olympiads]] | [[Category:Olympiads]] | ||
[[Category:Race Car Drivers]] | [[Category:Race Car Drivers]] | ||
| − | [[Category:Doctors|Eggman, Dr.]]] | + | [[Category:Doctors|Eggman, Dr.]] |
| + | [[Category:Terrorists]] | ||
[[Category:Sega Characters]] | [[Category:Sega Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Racists]] | ||
