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==Description==
 
==Description==
'''Dead or Alive''' is a 3D video game, following in the footsteps of [[Tekken]] and [[Sega|Virtua Fighter]]. Along with featuring various bouncy girls, the ninja from ''Ninja Gaiden'', and a [[Hulk Hogan]] wannabe, it is most well-known its spinoff series, ''Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball'', which is <strike>a sacred piece of creator-driven artwork that deserves to be released outside of Japan for the sake of freedom of speech</strike> mainly an excuse to show the girls on the beach. The series inspired a live-action movie called ''DOA: Dead or Alive'', which is surprising, seeing as how the series is somewhat obscure. Tomonobu Itagaki, the creator of the games, really fucking hates ''[[Tekken]]''.
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'''Dead or Alive''' is a 3D video game, following in the footsteps of [[Tekken]] and [[Sega|Virtua Fighter]]. Along with featuring various bouncy girls, the ninja from ''Ninja Gaiden'', and a [[Hulk Hogan]] wannabe, it is most well-known for being a great excuse for [[masturbation]]. The series inspired a live-action movie called ''DOA: Dead or Alive'', which is surprising, seeing as how the series is somewhat obscure. Tomonobu Itagaki, the creator of the games, is well-known for being very harsh on competing games, ''Tekken'' especially.
  
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It also has a spin-off called ''Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball'', which is mainly an excuse to show the girls on the beach.
  
===Media Information===
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===Media Infomation===
*Video Game Series
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*Video Game
 
*Made by Team Ninja, published by Tecmo
 
*Made by Team Ninja, published by Tecmo
*Began in 1996. Most recent entries are ''Dead or Alive 5'' (2012) and ''Dead or Alive: Xtreme 3'' (2016).
 
  
 
==Characters==
 
==Characters==
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*Kasumi
 
*Kasumi
 
*Ayane
 
*Ayane
*Ryu Hayabusa (The guy from ''Ninja Gaiden''. He's here, for some reason.)
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*Ryu Hayabusa (The ninja from the ''Ninja Gaiden'' video game. He's here, for some reason.)
 
*[[Hulk Hogan|Bass]]
 
*[[Hulk Hogan|Bass]]
 
*Christie (Should not be confused with [[Tekken|the other Christie]]. Or the Oreo guy.)
 
*Christie (Should not be confused with [[Tekken|the other Christie]]. Or the Oreo guy.)
 
*[[Zack]]
 
*[[Zack]]
 
*Hitomi
 
*Hitomi
*[[Samus Aran]] (She really is in the Dead Or Alive: Dimensions game for the [[Nintendo]] 3DS [http://www.1up.com/news/team-ninja-developing-metroid-title for some reason.] Not actually playable though.)
 
*Lisa Hamilton
 
*[[Mai Shiranui]] (Showed up in Dead or Alive 5. Seriously.)
 
*Akira Yuki, Lei Fang, Jacky Bryant, and Sarah Bryant (''them too'')
 
  
 
==Usage==
 
==Usage==
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===Disliked by===
 
===Disliked by===
 
*[[Gay]] men
 
*[[Gay]] men
*Straight women
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*Women
 
*Namco
 
*Namco
  
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==Further information==
 
==Further information==
* Canonically exists in the same universe as Ninja Gaiden, Virtua Fighter, Metroid, Samurai Warriors (don't think about it too much), and Fatal Fury.
 
  
 
===See also===
 
===See also===

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