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− | + | [[Image:Ahhhhhhhhh.jpg|frame|right|Frollo's usually like this <s>all the time</s> on a [[good]] day.]] | |
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[[Image:FrolloJoker.JPG|thumb|right|Frollo's [[no]]w in his rare [[form]] called [[The Joker|Frollo Joker.]] Also, here's a photo of him moments be[[4|fore]] his [[die|death.]]]] | [[Image:FrolloJoker.JPG|thumb|right|Frollo's [[no]]w in his rare [[form]] called [[The Joker|Frollo Joker.]] Also, here's a photo of him moments be[[4|fore]] his [[die|death.]]]] | ||
[[Image:ND-de-Paris-L4-LesBonnesAmes.JPG|thumb|right|Here's a rare <s>picture</s> <s>painting</s> portrait of Frollo first adopting [[Quasimodo]] from a church.]] | [[Image:ND-de-Paris-L4-LesBonnesAmes.JPG|thumb|right|Here's a rare <s>picture</s> <s>painting</s> portrait of Frollo first adopting [[Quasimodo]] from a church.]] | ||
− | {{VidCaption| | + | {{VidCaption|fRO-M4XyAbM|Basically, somewhere between 90% and 95% of [[YouTube Poop]]s involving Frollo contains him singing this.}} |
{{VidCaption|Rc3gjuAcanA|He believes that [[Hell]] with [[you]] is Paradise.}} | {{VidCaption|Rc3gjuAcanA|He believes that [[Hell]] with [[you]] is Paradise.}} | ||
− | + | [[Image:FROLLO THE PERV.JPG|frame|right|Frollo being his typical perverse self.]] | |
===Basic Info=== | ===Basic Info=== | ||
− | Claude Frollo is a character from Disney's animated movie "The Hunchback of Notre-Dame", which was originally based off of | + | Claude Frollo is a character from Disney's animated movie "The Hunchback of Notre-Dame", which was originally based off of the book called "Notre-Dame de [[Paris]]". He is a 36-year-old pervert who enjoys [[rape|raping]] people. He's infamous for causing arson throughout Paris just so he can find some gypsy tramp. He lives in The Palace of Justice. His room has no bed, just a fireplace where he sings songs about HELLFIRE while he sees the gypsy girl dancing in the fire. |
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===Death=== | ===Death=== | ||
− | Claude Frollo's death has been reported: While attempting to kill Quasimodo, Esmerelda, and [[Stone Luigi]], Frollo fell off of a gargoyle directly into [[The Pit]]. Because of this unprecedented method of [[DIE|dying]], in which both the body AND soul were sent to The Pit, Frollo has yet to return from The Pit, because he has no body to return to. At least for his sakes, | + | Claude Frollo's death has been reported: While attempting to kill Quasimodo, Esmerelda, and [[Stone Luigi]], Frollo fell off of a gargoyle directly into [[The Pit]]. Because of this unprecedented method of [[DIE|dying]], in which both the body AND soul were sent to The Pit, Frollo has yet to return from The Pit, because he has no body to return to. At least for his sakes, he's glad that his [[fuck]]ing face was destroyed in the process. |
===Facts=== | ===Facts=== | ||
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*Once attempted to burn down all of Paris, but his attempt ended in fail because [[Gay Luigi]]'s [[cum]] doused the flames. | *Once attempted to burn down all of Paris, but his attempt ended in fail because [[Gay Luigi]]'s [[cum]] doused the flames. | ||
*Likes dropping gr[[Donkey Kong|ape]]s all over the floor and watching people slip on them. | *Likes dropping gr[[Donkey Kong|ape]]s all over the floor and watching people slip on them. | ||
− | *Some of the people of [[Paris]] think that he's a warlock, a spell meister, a war meister, a spell-lock, and/or a | + | *Some of the people of [[Paris]] think that he's a warlock, a spell meister, a war meister, a spell-lock, and/or a sorceror. |
*He knows he is a righteous man. Of his virtue he is justly proud. | *He knows he is a righteous man. Of his virtue he is justly proud. | ||
− | * | + | *Claims he's better than the common folk (He calls them "Vulgar, weak and licentious."). |
− | *He | + | *He's believes that he's much purer than [[God]]. |
− | + | *Also, he thought that [[God]] made him so much stronger then [[Satan|the Devil.]] | |
− | *Also, he thought that [[God]] made [[Satan|the Devil]] | ||
*He doesn't want the Devil to destroy his [[ass]]. | *He doesn't want the Devil to destroy his [[ass]]. | ||
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*One time, [[Maria]] thought that he was [[God]] and later on, [[Jesus Christ|the son of God.]] | *One time, [[Maria]] thought that he was [[God]] and later on, [[Jesus Christ|the son of God.]] | ||
*Also, he likes to talk and sing to [[Quasimodo]] about how the world is cruel and wicked, and how the only person Quasimodo should ever trust is Frollo, himself, and [[Jesus Christ|his Savior.]] | *Also, he likes to talk and sing to [[Quasimodo]] about how the world is cruel and wicked, and how the only person Quasimodo should ever trust is Frollo, himself, and [[Jesus Christ|his Savior.]] | ||
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*He's both a judge and an Archdeacon. Now how he became both of these things at the same time is a mystery, but that basically proves the point that he's the judge, jury, and executioner for Notre Dame. | *He's both a judge and an Archdeacon. Now how he became both of these things at the same time is a mystery, but that basically proves the point that he's the judge, jury, and executioner for Notre Dame. | ||
*He's also sometimes been known to sing about how he's a priest, but he loves this (gypsy) girl. You know, has Frollo ever considered a singing career in his lifetime? At least then it'd be less dangerous for him. | *He's also sometimes been known to sing about how he's a priest, but he loves this (gypsy) girl. You know, has Frollo ever considered a singing career in his lifetime? At least then it'd be less dangerous for him. | ||
− | * | + | *He spontaneously combusted one time. |
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===Likes=== | ===Likes=== | ||
− | *[[ | + | *[[Porn]] |
+ | *Burning things down. | ||
*Esmerelda | *Esmerelda | ||
− | *[[ | + | *[[Christianity]] |
*[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] (Especially because he placed his song about [[Hell]][[fire]] at the top of "the best villian songs ever made" list.) | *[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] (Especially because he placed his song about [[Hell]][[fire]] at the top of "the best villian songs ever made" list.) | ||
+ | *Beata Maria (The Holy Mary) | ||
+ | *Singing (Especially about [[fire]] and Esmerelda.) | ||
+ | *Calling people [[:Category:Retarded Characters|idiots.]] | ||
*Captain Phoebus (That is, until he disobeyed the order of burning down a family's house.) | *Captain Phoebus (That is, until he disobeyed the order of burning down a family's house.) | ||
− | * | + | *Burning down all of [[Paris]] just to find one person. |
− | * | + | *Destroying his fucking face. |
===Dislikes=== | ===Dislikes=== | ||
− | *[[Gay]] | + | *[[Gay Luigi]] |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Emo_Luigi|Emos]] |
+ | *[[Stone Luigi|The builder of Notre Dame]] | ||
*Gypsies | *Gypsies | ||
+ | *[[Haydeez|Hades]] | ||
*[[Hell]] | *[[Hell]] | ||
**[[Hell|HELL]][[Fire|FIRE]] | **[[Hell|HELL]][[Fire|FIRE]] | ||
− | *Sinning (Even though he | + | *The River [[Styx]] |
+ | *Sinning (Even though he's a rapist!) | ||
*Captain Phoebus (After he decidced to not burn down a family's house.) | *Captain Phoebus (After he decidced to not burn down a family's house.) | ||
− | *Having [[sex]] sear his cock | + | *Ants living under the stone tiles of the Palace of Justice. |
+ | *Having [[sex]] sear his cock. | ||
*That one guard who keeps on ruining his beautiful singing. | *That one guard who keeps on ruining his beautiful singing. | ||
− | * | + | *Those red cloaked people |
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+ | ===People Raped By Frollo=== | ||
+ | *Mikuru | ||
+ | *[[Princess Peach]] | ||
+ | *Quasimodo | ||
+ | *One of [[Icarus]]' bananas. | ||
+ | *(La) Esmerelda | ||
+ | *[[Birdo]] (This got him banned from Japan.) | ||
+ | *[[Wendy O. Koopa]] | ||
+ | *Claude Frollo | ||
+ | *Jehan Frollo (His actual son who's more bratty than him.) | ||
+ | *[[Chuck Norris]] | ||
+ | *[[Gardevoir]] | ||
+ | *[[Styx|Dennis DeYounge]] | ||
+ | ===People Who HAVE Raped Frollo=== | ||
+ | *[[Haruhi]] | ||
+ | *[[Princess Daisy]] | ||
+ | *Hornswoggle | ||
+ | *Claude Frollo (Wait, what?!) | ||
+ | *[[Larry Koopa]] | ||
+ | *[[Aran Ryan]] | ||
+ | *The gargoyle that awakens and drags him into [[the Pit]]s of [[Hell]]. | ||
+ | *[[Freddy Krueger]] (During Freddy's second death that led him to [[the Pit]].) | ||
Frollo now commands [[you]] to get out of his page, you [[:Category:Retarded Characters|<s>retard</s> idiot!]] | Frollo now commands [[you]] to get out of his page, you [[:Category:Retarded Characters|<s>retard</s> idiot!]] | ||
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
[[Category:Dead]] | [[Category:Dead]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Characters - French]] | ||
[[Category:Disney]] | [[Category:Disney]] | ||
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[[Category:Characters - Christian]] | [[Category:Characters - Christian]] | ||
[[Category:Book Characters]] | [[Category:Book Characters]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Dicks]] | ||
[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] |