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| + | '''Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa''' is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons. | ||
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| + | ==Personality== | ||
| + | [[Image:Gopherbash_0006.jpg|thumb|Cheatsy's appearance.]] | ||
| + | You know it's Cheatsy if he's... | ||
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| + | * Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall | ||
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| + | * Telling Gophers to stand there | ||
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| + | * Gay | ||
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| + | * Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named [[Roy]] because he likes him | ||
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| + | * He is a poser | ||
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| + | * His erection lasts more than 4 hours | ||
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| + | * Humping football players | ||
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| + | * Raping the floor | ||
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| + | == Trivia == | ||
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| + | *The cheatsy life is lots of fun.(LOTS OF FUN!) | ||
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| + | *Cheatsy has a cum fetish. | ||
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| + | *Wants to destroy some grandma. | ||
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| + | *He is terribly afraid of [[Lum Invader]] | ||
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| + | *His cum apprently looks and feels like snow. | ||
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| + | *He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven. | ||
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| + | *He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler. | ||
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| + | *He does not like Jews. | ||
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| + | *Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association). | ||
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| + | *He has been raped repeatedly by Roy "Bully" Koopa. | ||
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| + | *He likes anal. | ||
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| + | *He has Lung Cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as Bladder Control problems. | ||
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| + | ==Dislikes== | ||
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| + | *The Mario Brothers | ||
| + | *Hollywood | ||
| + | *[[Yoshi]] | ||
| + | *John Lennon | ||
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| + | ==Disliked By== | ||
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| + | *The Mario Brothers | ||
| + | *[[The Princess]] | ||
| + | *[[Yoshi]] | ||
| + | *[[Hitler]] | ||
| + | *[[Robotnik]] | ||
| + | *[[Cum]] (Kingdom) | ||
| + | *[[Link]] | ||
| + | *[[Ganon]] | ||
| + | *[[Zelda]] | ||
| + | *John Lennon | ||
| + | *Charlie Chaplin | ||
| + | *Adam West | ||
| + | *GEICO Insurance Co. | ||
| + | *Mushroom Kingdom | ||
| + | *[[Oogtar]] | ||
| + | *Every Member of The Beatles | ||
| + | *Verizon | ||
| + | *[[The Kool Aid Guy]] | ||
| + | *[[Tails]] | ||
| + | *[[Toad]] | ||
| + | *The "Only You Can Prevent Wildfires" Bear | ||
| + | *System Of A Down | ||
| + | *The Beach Boys | ||
| + | *[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] | ||
| + | *[[George Volcano]] | ||
| + | *Jews | ||
| + | *[[Mama Luigi]] | ||
| + | *[[Stone Luigi]] | ||
| + | *[[Fat Mario]] | ||
| + | *[[Retard Luigi]] | ||
| + | *[[Wizardheimer]] | ||
| + | *Pakistanis | ||
| + | *Osama Bin Laden | ||
| + | *[[Borat]] | ||
| + | *[[George Bush]] | ||
| + | *Richard Nixon | ||
| + | *[[Yoshkins]] | ||
| + | *The Weather Channel | ||
| + | *Hilary Clinton | ||
| + | *[[Bill O'Reilly]] | ||
| + | *Sacramento | ||
| + | *CNN | ||
| + | *Surfers | ||
| + | *Old Man Winter | ||
| + | *Box Companies | ||
| + | *Houston, TX | ||
| + | *[[Obama]] | ||
| + | *[[Arnold Schwarzanagger]] | ||
| + | *Indians | ||
| + | *Canadians | ||
| + | *The French | ||
| + | *Germans | ||
| + | *The Czech Republic | ||
| + | *England | ||
| + | *The Clash | ||
| + | *Sammy Davis Jr & The Rat Pack | ||
| + | *Russians | ||
| + | *Street Performers | ||
| + | *State Farm Insurance | ||
| + | *Progressive | ||
| + | *ITT Tech | ||
| + | *Californians | ||
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| + | ==Porn Magazines== | ||
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| + | Cheatsy stars in "Horny Koopas Weekly" magazine. | ||
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| + | ==Memorable Quotes== | ||
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| + | *IYAAAAAAAARGH! | ||
| + | *AT LAST! My time has CUM! | ||
| + | *That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble. | ||
| + | *I am the emperor of evesdroping! | ||
| + | *Don't just help him! STAND THERE! | ||
| + | *You think those Dodos would've learned from me! | ||
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| + | [[Category:Super Mario World]] | ||
