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| − | Sir Charley M. | + | Sir Charley M. Wardenn is quite possibly the greatest man/troll who ever walked the face of the Earth. He participated in some missionary work a while back, spreading the belief that the PS TRIPPLE is better than the Wii and X-box 360. Whether or not this is true, he completely fucked up his reasons by making weird noises and talking about wiping his ass with a dildo. |
| − | On March 13, 2007 Chad Wardenn posted a vlog video '''Why | + | On March 13, 2007 Chad Wardenn posted a vlog video '''Why PS3 is better than the Wii and 360''' in which he used his laid back urban street talk to discuss the difference between the consoles. It was an unremarkable video and yet it hit the crest of the wave youtube users were seeking more information about said machines. |
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==Death?== | ==Death?== | ||
| − | Ever since that video, there has been a rumor that Chad got killed by | + | Ever since that video, there has been a rumor that Chad got killed by some pissed off German kid who thought his videos suck ass. Caught on the German Kid's CCTV was him taking a keyboard and whacking Chad to death. Strangely, Chad's body has never been found, if he was killed that is. |
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bN5ZeKVCZ0] | [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bN5ZeKVCZ0] | ||
| − | Another video shows the same kid shooting Chad Warden's [[Your face|face]] | + | Another video shows the same kid shooting Chad Warden's [[Your face|face]] to he [[die|dies]].[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZzHSo2z52o]] |
| − | + | [[Image:Demo.PNG|thumb|right|[[Demoman]] after watching the [[retard|retardation]] of Chad Warden talking about how the Playstation 3 is better then the Xbox 360 & the Nintendo Wii.]] | |
==Posessions== | ==Posessions== | ||
| − | *A Deal Dough | + | *A Dildo (Deal Dough) |
| − | * | + | *Ps-Triple |
*An Escalade | *An Escalade | ||
*Sushi | *Sushi | ||
| − | *Wario Ware | + | *Wario Ware Shove up yo' ass game |
| − | * | + | *Niggas |
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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*Tru Niggas | *Tru Niggas | ||
*Ps Triple | *Ps Triple | ||
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*His Slick Black Hair | *His Slick Black Hair | ||
*Dealing Dough | *Dealing Dough | ||
| + | *High School Musical | ||
*[[Kaz Hirai]] | *[[Kaz Hirai]] | ||
| − | * | + | *Spending 599 U.S. Dollars (US$ 599) on a PS3 |
| − | + | *His 3mm long dick | |
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==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
| − | *The | + | *The Legend of Zelda Series |
*[[Link|That Little Bitch]] | *[[Link|That Little Bitch]] | ||
| − | *And His Little Bitch-Ass | + | *And His Little Bitch-Ass Sword |
*And His Little Shield | *And His Little Shield | ||
*And He Goes HEH-HEH-HEH | *And He Goes HEH-HEH-HEH | ||
| − | *The | + | *The Wario-Ware Series |
*The [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]] | *The [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]] | ||
| − | *The XBOX Circle | + | *The XBOX Circle |
| − | * | + | *GAYLO 3 |
*Tears of War | *Tears of War | ||
| − | * | + | *Mario Party (Cause he don't smoke [[illegal|shrooms]] and shit.) |
*That One Little Fat Bitch | *That One Little Fat Bitch | ||
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==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
| + | *He's gay. | ||
| + | *He likes to have [[Sex]] with the PS Triple. | ||
| + | *He has had sex with [[Naruto]]. | ||
| + | *He's gay! | ||
| + | *He has had sex with [[Soulja Boy|Retard]]. | ||
| + | *He has an I.Q. of -1. | ||
| + | *He molests [[Godofgta3]]. | ||
| + | *He has NO friends. | ||
| + | *His parents hate him. | ||
| + | *He's also a [[Soulja Boy]] [[penis|Dick]] Ryda. | ||
| + | *Did I forget to mention that he's gay? | ||
*Chad Warden was once nominated as Biggest Douche in the Universe, and he won, narrowly beating John Edwards. | *Chad Warden was once nominated as Biggest Douche in the Universe, and he won, narrowly beating John Edwards. | ||
| − | *Catchphrase is, "Man's best friend, huh?" Coined after he got fed up with every single dog he meets biting | + | *[[King Dedede]] looks down on him with shame. |
| − | *Has a crush on [[ | + | *Catchphrase is, "Man's best friend, huh?" Coined after he got fed up with every single dog he meets biting the stub of a [[Penis]] he has. |
| − | * | + | *Has a crush on [[The Irate Gamer]], who is obviously way too good for him. |
| − | + | *Has been compared to [[Gay Luigi]] combined with the force of [[anti-Uctions]]. | |
| − | + | *He likes gay niggas | |
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| − | ==Often Used | + | ==Often Used by== |
*[[Conrad Slater]] | *[[Conrad Slater]] | ||
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*[[Mmb101]] | *[[Mmb101]] | ||
*[http://youtube.com/user/Drkneegrow lololthisguy] | *[http://youtube.com/user/Drkneegrow lololthisguy] | ||
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