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|shows=The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |shows=The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
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|occupation=Weirdo | |occupation=Weirdo | ||
|nationality=American | |nationality=American | ||
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| − | Carlton Banks is a [[genius]] who does stupid stuff sometimes. He [[no]]wadays works for a [[Ganon|great]] business. However, during his late teenager years, he and his cousin [[Will Smith]] would go into all crazy types of mischief. Usually, it'd be Will Smith's fault. | + | Carlton Banks is a [[genius]] who does [[retard|stupid stuff]] sometimes. He's a [[Africans|nigga]] who [[no]]wadays works for a [[Ganon|great]] business. However, during his late teenager years, he and his cousin [[Will Smith]] would go into all crazy types of mischief. Usually, it'd be Will Smith's fault. |
===Likes=== | ===Likes=== | ||
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**It's Not Unusual (To Be Loved By Anyone) | **It's Not Unusual (To Be Loved By Anyone) | ||
*People doing his dance. | *People doing his dance. | ||
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[[Image:Punchout.gif|frame|right|Carlton once got [[sex|rode]] on like a bitch by [[Doc Louis]]. The strangest thing is that [[Little Mac]]'s chasing them.]] | [[Image:Punchout.gif|frame|right|Carlton once got [[sex|rode]] on like a bitch by [[Doc Louis]]. The strangest thing is that [[Little Mac]]'s chasing them.]] | ||
===Dislikes=== | ===Dislikes=== | ||
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===Quotes=== | ===Quotes=== | ||
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{{poopquote|Carlton Banks|Silly Rabbit, Trix are [[4kids|for kids.]]}} | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|Silly Rabbit, Trix are [[4kids|for kids.]]}} | ||
{{poopquote|Carlton Banks|Why couldn't you just share the Trix with the rabbit?!}} | {{poopquote|Carlton Banks|Why couldn't you just share the Trix with the rabbit?!}} | ||
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
| − | *He went to Princeton University, but he originally wanted to go to Yale University, both of which are | + | *He went to Princeton University, but he originally wanted to go to Yale University, both of which are Ivy League schools. |
| − | *He was born on August 4, | + | *He was born on August 4, 1974. |
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*Was once stolen by [[Doc Louis]]. | *Was once stolen by [[Doc Louis]]. | ||
*Also, he loves [[Star Trek]] and [[William Shatner]]. | *Also, he loves [[Star Trek]] and [[William Shatner]]. | ||
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*Will thinks that he's "blacker" than Carlton is. | *Will thinks that he's "blacker" than Carlton is. | ||
*Once became a male stripper. Unfortunately for Carlton, his mommy was present. | *Once became a male stripper. Unfortunately for Carlton, his mommy was present. | ||
| − | *He likes | + | *He likes sandwiches. |
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
| − | Image:Carlton.jpg|What a | + | Image:Carlton.jpg|What a pussy magnet. |
| − | Image:Carlton-banks_president.jpg|HELLO IS | + | Image:Carlton-banks_president.jpg|HELLO IS PRESIDENT BUSH THERE |
Image:Thuglife.jpg|Real Muthaphuckin' G | Image:Thuglife.jpg|Real Muthaphuckin' G | ||
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[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | [[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | ||
[[Category:Business People]] | [[Category:Business People]] | ||
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