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[[Image:CaliforniaSeal.png|frame|The seal of California. All it needs is a surfboard.]] | [[Image:CaliforniaSeal.png|frame|The seal of California. All it needs is a surfboard.]] | ||
'''California''' is, like, a totally gnarly state in the bodacious [[United States of America]]! What, with cities like, like, San Francisco and Los Angeles, and cool places like [[Disney]]land and the movie-making capital Hollywood, all you dudes better boogie on down to the pop-culture capital of the world, Dude! | '''California''' is, like, a totally gnarly state in the bodacious [[United States of America]]! What, with cities like, like, San Francisco and Los Angeles, and cool places like [[Disney]]land and the movie-making capital Hollywood, all you dudes better boogie on down to the pop-culture capital of the world, Dude! | ||
− | + | The governor is [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]. Excellent!! | |
==Dudes Who Live In California== | ==Dudes Who Live In California== | ||
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (At least in ''Sonic Adventure 2'', dude.) | *[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (At least in ''Sonic Adventure 2'', dude.) | ||
*[[Orson Welles]] (Before he died, anyway. Dude...) | *[[Orson Welles]] (Before he died, anyway. Dude...) | ||
+ | *Prinny | ||
*[[Temeku]] | *[[Temeku]] | ||
*[[Super Macho Man]] | *[[Super Macho Man]] | ||
*[[Travis Touchdown]] | *[[Travis Touchdown]] | ||
*[[Tetsuo9999]] | *[[Tetsuo9999]] | ||
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==Dudes Born In California== | ==Dudes Born In California== | ||
*[[Bruce Lee]] | *[[Bruce Lee]] | ||
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==Other Information== | ==Other Information== | ||
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*That dude from ''[[Nintendo|The Wizard]]'', like, totally wants to go to "California", dude! | *That dude from ''[[Nintendo|The Wizard]]'', like, totally wants to go to "California", dude! | ||
*It's radically hot in California. | *It's radically hot in California. | ||
*The history of this attitude-ical state will be given in a future edition of [[Twilight]]. | *The history of this attitude-ical state will be given in a future edition of [[Twilight]]. | ||
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*Dude! That dude just duded our dudeboards a few dudes ago! | *Dude! That dude just duded our dudeboards a few dudes ago! | ||
− | *Californians do not consistently prefer communication in the | + | *Californians do not consistently prefer communication in the "surfer manner" you outsiders pin on them. |
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[[Category:States]] | [[Category:States]] | ||
[[Category:Places]] | [[Category:Places]] |