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'''California''' is, like, a totally gnarly state in the bodacious [[United States of America]]! What, with cities like, like, San Francisco and Los Angeles, and cool places like [[Disney]]land and the movie-making capital Hollywood, all you dudes better boogie on down to the pop-culture capital of the world, Dude! | '''California''' is, like, a totally gnarly state in the bodacious [[United States of America]]! What, with cities like, like, San Francisco and Los Angeles, and cool places like [[Disney]]land and the movie-making capital Hollywood, all you dudes better boogie on down to the pop-culture capital of the world, Dude! | ||
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==Dudes Who Live In California== | ==Dudes Who Live In California== | ||
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*[[Real Luigi|Magic...]] [[MAGIC JOHNSON]]!!! (But that was while he was with the L.A. Lakers.) | *[[Real Luigi|Magic...]] [[MAGIC JOHNSON]]!!! (But that was while he was with the L.A. Lakers.) | ||
*[[Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends|Craig]] [[The Powerpuff Girls|McCracken]] (Whittier) | *[[Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends|Craig]] [[The Powerpuff Girls|McCracken]] (Whittier) | ||
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==Dudes Born In California== | ==Dudes Born In California== | ||
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==Other Information== | ==Other Information== | ||
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*That dude from ''[[Nintendo|The Wizard]]'', like, totally wants to go to "California", dude! | *That dude from ''[[Nintendo|The Wizard]]'', like, totally wants to go to "California", dude! | ||
*It's radically hot in California. | *It's radically hot in California. | ||
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*Californians do not consistently prefer communication in the [['80s]]-reminiscent "surfer manner" you outsiders pin on them. | *Californians do not consistently prefer communication in the [['80s]]-reminiscent "surfer manner" you outsiders pin on them. | ||
*They sure do own a lot of sports teams around here, dude. | *They sure do own a lot of sports teams around here, dude. | ||
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*We're also multiple champions here! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! | *We're also multiple champions here! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
*Whatever you do, don't live in [[Travis Touchdown|Santa Destroy]]. It's not a cool place to live in, man. | *Whatever you do, don't live in [[Travis Touchdown|Santa Destroy]]. It's not a cool place to live in, man. | ||
*To the late and great [[George Carlin]], fucking yourself would become "California style"...Duuude. | *To the late and great [[George Carlin]], fucking yourself would become "California style"...Duuude. | ||
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[[Category:States]] | [[Category:States]] | ||
[[Category:Places]] | [[Category:Places]] |