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− | {{youmay|the horny gym leader from [[Pokemon]]|[[Brock Samson|the body guard from Venture Bros.]]}}
| + | A pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[Dinner|food]]. [[Image: Brock.png|thumb|He loves [[George Volcano|DUH LADIES]]]] |
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− | |name=Brock
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− | |image=Brock.png
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− | |caption=He loves [[George Volcano|DUH]] [[Mung Daal|LADIES!]] | |
− | |shows=Pokemon
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− | |sex=Male
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− | |age=33
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− | |nationality=Japanese
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− | |occupation=Pokemon Gym Leader/Trainer
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− | |cast=Eric Stuart, Bill Rogers
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− | }}
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− | ==Description== | + | ==Liked by== |
− | [[Image:Doubletrouble.jpg|thumb|Stereotypical [[hentai]] storyline anyone?]] | + | *[[Ash]] |
− | [[Image:GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif|frame|right|Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.]] | + | *[[May]] |
− | [[Image:brock-eyes.jpg|thumb|BROCK EXPOSED]] | + | *[[Misty]] |
− | {{VidCaption|Xk1M8ffX9Jg|Brock horribly rapes Ash.}}
| + | *[[Silver]] (He raped him once) |
− | The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[food]]. His specialty is Rock-type [[Pokemon]], which is [[Get the hint?|totally not an innuendo for his perversion.]]
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− | After being "beaten" by [[Ash]], he is suddenly reminded of his virginity, so he sets off with Ash and [[Misty]] to [[Sex|get the girl of his dreams]].
| + | ==Disliked by== |
| + | *The girls who he spies on, especially [[Nurse Joy]]. |
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| ==Likes== | | ==Likes== |
− | *[[Nurse Joy]] (One of the TWO PERFECT GIRLS for Brock)
| + | [[Boobs]] |
− | *[[Officer Jenny]] (One of the TWO PERFECT GIRLS for Brock)
| + | [[Cum]] |
− | *That one Pokemon Ranger (from one special episode of Pokemon)
| + | Having [[Sex]]. |
− | *Just about every fucking woman he ever meets (except [[Team Rocket|Jessie]] for some reason).
| + | Being a perv. |
− | *[[Boobs]]
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− | *[[Sex]] - He claims [[Masturbation|masturbating]] is having sex.
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− | **[[Masturbating]]
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− | *[[Cum]]
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− | *Being a pervert.
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− | *[[Hentai]]
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− | *[[Fishing Pole Mai]]
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− | *[[SNK]] (For making [[Fishing Pole Mai|Mai Shiranui]] in the first place.)
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− | *His [[Afox|Vulpix]]
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| ==Dislikes== | | ==Dislikes== |
− | *Mentions of Professor Ivy's name
| + | Babies |
− | | + | Gay Sex |
− | ==Liked by==
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− | *Ash
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− | *[[Misty]]
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− | *[[May]]
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− | *[[Dawn]]
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− | ==Disliked By==
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− | *The girls who he hits on, especially Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny.
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| ==Trivia== | | ==Trivia== |
− | *He actually opened his eyes to entertain a Larvitar (pic to the right).
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| *Every once in a while, he cooks [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]], which The King enjoys very much. | | *Every once in a while, he cooks [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]], which The King enjoys very much. |
− | *40% of the time, Brock ODs on HM05 Flash porn, ruining his eyesight and explains why his eyes are always shut. | + | *40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex traps. |
− | *It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does for the movie letterbox effect will give you the power to see THE BEST WESTERN YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
| + | *Brock loves the stuff below this. |
− | *Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty, May, or Dawn whatsoever despite traveling with them for many, ''many'' seasons. | + | |
− | *Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the ''Food Network.''
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− | *Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be <strike>[[Die|killed off]]</strike> mysteriously dropped from the series.
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− | *Professor Ivy is the only person on record for introducing Brock to sex that was too much for him.
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− | *Has been known to mistake onigiri (rice balls) for jelly-filled doughnuts.
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− | *In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin.
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− | *He's actually 15. No, really.
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− | *Is the ''Pokémon'' version of Gourry Gabriev from "Slayers".
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− | [[Category:Pokémon]] | + | [[Image: GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif|thumb*|Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.]] |
− | [[Category:Anime Characters]] | + | [[Image: Hinata_Waiting_by_crosscutter.jpg|thumb*|Brock won't stop looking at this...]] |
− | [[Category:Video Game Characters]]
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− | [[Category:Nintendo Characters]]
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− | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
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