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| − | {{char}} | + | Bowser Jr. was [[Bowser]]'s gay annoying child. He was a [[Communists|Democrat]], and also had dreams of having [[sex]] with [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]]. His dad didn't disapprove of this. |
| − | + | [[Image:Jrcccp.JPG |right|thumb|Bowser Jr. loves [[ass|butt]]-[[sex]] AND communism. OH [[No|NO]]ES!!!!!!!!!!]] | |
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| − | == | + | == [[Illegal|Legal]] Issues== |
| − | [[ | + | *He lost a baseball game against the [[Yoshi]] [[Balls|Eggs]] in 2001, and anally-raped one of his players, a Dry Bones, as punishment. |
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| − | He | + | *He was charged with the attemted murder of [[Big Mouth|Morton]] in 2002. |
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| − | [[ | + | *He carjacked [[Professor Von Schlemmer|Dr. Emmett Brown]] in 2003, and went back to the '80s to try and defeat Mario (he was also escaping from the police, as he was charged with an attemped murder and a rape). He ended-up crashing into a [[TREE|tree]] in 1985, destroying the DeLorean. |
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| + | *Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986. [[Phoenix Wright]] refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's. | ||
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| + | *Was also arrested for raping [[Tails]] in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but [[Sonic]] said "[[Sonic Sez|That's no good]]", and sued. | ||
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| + | *Stole [[The King]]'s AMC Pacer from a Pennsylvania rest-area in 1986 and crashed into [[Wario]]'s Trans-am, which pissed both the King and Wario off (the King's Pacer had left-overs from [[Dinner]] in it, which were ruined, which further pissed the King off). The Governor banned him from Pennsylvania. | ||
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| + | *Stole a condom vending machine from a truck stop restroom in Texas in 1987. | ||
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| + | *Raped [[Oogtar]]d in a Georgia rest-area restroom in 1987. He was aquitted of the crimes, as nobody likes Oogtard. Oogtard, on the other hand, was deported to Japan (he was later deported from Japan in 1988). | ||
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| + | *Anally-raped [[Ganon]] in a Kansas rest-area restroom in 1988. In an interview with Ganon, he said it "burned". | ||
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| + | *Touched [[Robotnik]]'s [[penis|PINGAS]] in a Missouri rest-area restroom in 1988. This would be his last crime. | ||
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| + | *Was accused of causing the [[Morshu|Hindenberg]] disaster in 1988. The judge threw-out the case, and fined the plaintiff for wasting time. | ||
== Likes == | == Likes == | ||
| − | * | + | *[[Sex]]ually harrasing people. |
| − | *His | + | *[[Mama Luigi]] |
| − | * | + | *[[Penis]]es |
| − | * | + | *[[Chad Warden]] |
| + | *[[Rod Blagojevich|Governor Helmet Head]] (is just as retarded) | ||
| + | *Raping his older brothers. | ||
| + | *The [[Communists|Soviet Union]] | ||
| + | *[[Obama|Barak Obama]] | ||
| + | *Stalin | ||
| + | *Drinking his own cum | ||
| + | *[[Chris Crocker|His butt buddy]]. | ||
| + | *[[The Cave People]] (he is just as gay and retarded as them) | ||
| + | *[[Pickle Surprise]] in his arse | ||
| + | *[[The Jonas Brothers]] | ||
| + | *[[Gay|Zac Effron]] | ||
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| + | ==Liked By== | ||
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| + | *[[Rod Blagojevich]] (Jr. is the only one who likes him) | ||
| + | *[[Oogtar|Oogtard]] | ||
| + | *KorHosik | ||
== Dislikes == | == Dislikes == | ||
| − | * | + | *Bowser's REAL kids, [[Kooky|Ludwig]], [[Hip|Lemmy]], [[Roy Koopa|Roy]], [[Hop|Iggy]], [[Kootie Pie|Wendy]], [[Big Mouth|Morton]] and [[Cheatsy|Larry]] (especialy Wendy because she has a [[Yes|vagina]], and Bowser Jr is afraid of vaginas) |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Die|Life]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Nazi]]s (much to [[Kooky|Ludwig]]'s dismay) |
| − | * | + | *[[Boobs]] (They're his worst nightmare) |
| − | **[[ | + | *[[Phoenix Wright]] (for sending him to prison several times) |
| + | *Birdo (because she is a woman, and Jr. is [[gay]]) | ||
| + | *Michael Jackson [R.I.P.] (because Jr. hates good music) | ||
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| + | == Disliked By== | ||
| + | *[[Bowser]] | ||
| + | *[[You]] | ||
| + | *[[Me]] | ||
| + | *Bowser's REAL kids, [[Kooky|Ludwig]], [[Hip|Lemmy]], [[Roy Koopa|Roy]], [[Hop|Iggy]], [[Kootie Pie|Wendy]], [[Big Mouth|Morton]] and [[Cheatsy|Larry]]. | ||
| + | *The Mario bros. | ||
| + | *[[Ganon]] | ||
| + | *[[Big Cheese]] | ||
| + | *[[Phoenix Wright]] | ||
| + | *The whole states of Missouri, Kansas, California, Texas, Georgia, and Pennsylvania (was even banned from PA) | ||
| + | *The country of Japan | ||
| + | *Anybody with an I.Q. greater than 3 | ||
| + | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] | ||
| + | *A-ha | ||
| + | *Michael Jackson | ||
| + | *All musicians from the '80s | ||
| + | *[[Emo Luigi]] | ||
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| + | == Death == | ||
| + | Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Moscow in the year 1988 by jumping from the Kremlin. He had fled to the Soviet Union after being wanted in the US. He [[die]]d upon impact. He had accumulated [[4]] counts of sexual assult (the count against Oogtard was dismissed, and Oogtar wa deported from the US), 2 for grand theft auto and 2 for reckless driving while he was in the '80s. He has yet to have risen from [[The Pit]]. | ||
| + | [[Category:Gay Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Pedophiles]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Retarded Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Dead]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Communists]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
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