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| − | {{char}} | + | Bowser Jr. was [[Bowser]]'s gay annoying child who had dreams of having [[sex]] with [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]]. His dad didn't disapprove of this. |
| − | + | [[Image:TheJr.jpg |right|thumb|Almost as gay as [[Gay Luigi]]. Almost.]] | |
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| − | == | + | == [[Illegal|Legal]] Issues== |
| − | [[ | + | *He was charged with the attemted murder of [[Big Mouth|Morton]] in 2002. |
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| − | He | + | *He carjacked Dr. Emmett Brown in 2003, and went back to the '80s to try and defeat Mario. He ended-up crashing into a [[TREE|tree]] in 1985, destroying the 1981 DeLorean. |
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| − | + | *Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986. [[Phoenix Wright]] refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's. | |
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| − | + | *Was also arrested for raping [[Tails]] in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but [[Sonic]] said that was "No Good", and sued. | |
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| − | [[ | + | *Stole [[The King's]] 1977 Pacer from a Pennsylvania rest-area in 1986 and crashed into [[Wario]]'s 1978 Trans-am, which pissed both the King and Wario off. The Governor banned him from Pennsylvania. |
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| − | [[ | + | *Stole a condom vending machine from a truck stop restroom in Texas in 1987. |
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| − | [[ | + | *Anally-raped [[Ganon]] in a Kansas rest-area restroom in 1988. In an interview with Ganon, he said it "burned". |
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| − | [[ | + | *Touched [[Robotnik]]'s [[penis|PINGAS]] in a Missouri rest-area restroom in 1988. |
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| + | == First Seen == | ||
| + | *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4DXfCi2js0 Bowser's Conversation with Bowser Jr.] | ||
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| + | == First used by == | ||
| + | *[[SchiavoneTheRichard]] | ||
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| + | == Liked == | ||
| + | *[[Sex]]ually harrasing people. | ||
| + | *[[Mama Luigi]] | ||
| + | *[[Penis]]es | ||
| + | *[[Chad Warden]] | ||
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| + | ==Liked By== | ||
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| + | ... | ||
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| + | == Disliked By== | ||
| + | *[[Bowser]] | ||
| + | *[[You]] | ||
| + | *[[Me]] | ||
| + | *Bowser's REAL kids, [[Kooky|Ludwig]], [[Hip|Lemmy]], [[Roy Koopa|Roy]], [[Hop|Iggy]], [[Kootie Pie|Wendy]], [[Big Mouth|Morton]] and [[Cheatsy|Larry]]. | ||
| + | *The Mario bros. | ||
| + | *The whole states of Missouri, Kansas, California, Texas, and Pennsylvania (is even banned from PA) | ||
| + | *Anybody with an I.Q. greater than 3 | ||
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| + | == Death == | ||
| + | Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Los Angeles in the year 1988 by jumping from a 12-story building. He [[die]]d on impact. He had accumulated [[4]] counts of sexual assult, 2 for grand theft auto and 2 for reckless driving while he was in the '80s. He has yet to have risen from [[The Pit]]. | ||
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| + | [[Category:Gay Characters]] | ||
