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Bowser Jr. was [[Bowser]]'s gay annoying child who had dreams of having [[sex]] with [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]]. His dad didn't disapprove of this.
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[[Image:TheJr.jpg‎ |right|thumb|Almost as gay as [[Gay Luigi]].          Almost.]]
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|shows=Super Mario Sunshine, various spin-offs
 
|noaddshows=yes
 
|sex=Male
 
|dob={{Birth|1998}}
 
|occupation=Villain-wannabe/series Scrappy
 
|cast=<s>[[Hip|Tara]] [[Hop|Strong]]/</s>Dolores Rogers/Catey Sagoian
 
|nationality=
 
}}
 
Bowser Jr. (1998-) is [[Bowser]]'s 8th and youngest child. Of his siblings, he is the dumbest and least popular of them all. He got in Super Smash Bros, albeit only as a vehicle for all 7 of the Koopalings.
 
  
==Background==
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== Legal Issues==
[[Image:10rsbys.png|thumb|left|The sign that he used during his introduction to the world.]]
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*He was charged with the attemted murder of [[Big Mouth|Morton]] in 2002.
Bowser Jr. was born in 1998 to an unknown mother and [[Bowser]]. As a child, he would love to imitate his father, and loved to cause mischief. In 2002, he attempted his largest act of mischief: capturing [[Princess Toadstool]], whom he pretended to think was his mother. He failed after he was defeated by [[Mario]].
 
  
He also wanted to [[fuck]] that [[Mario]], which led to [[Bowser|his father]] admitting that he wanted to [[fuck]] him.
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*He carjacked Dr. Emmett Brown in 2003, and went back to the '80s to try and defeat Mario. He ended-up crashing into a [[TREE|tree]] in 1985, destroying the DeLorean.
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[[Image:ShadowMario.jpg|thumb|right|He once had the [[Magic Drugs|magic]] to become a fake form of [[Mario]] called Shadow Mario. Not to be mistaken for the Cosmic Mario.]]
 
  
== Likes ==
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*Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986. [[Phoenix Wright]] refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's.
*Vandalism
 
*His father [[Bowser]]
 
*"[[Mama Luigi|Mama]]" [[Peach]]
 
*Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario.
 
  
== Dislikes ==
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*Was also arrested for raping [[Tails]] in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but [[Sonic]] said that was "No Good", and sued.
*His siblings [[Ludwig]], [[Lemmy]], [[Roy]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], [[Wendy]], [[Morton]] and [[Larry]]
 
*[[Mario]]
 
*[[Luigi]]
 
*[[Yoshi]]
 
*Having been sidelined as of recent.
 
**[[Mario Kart]] 8, for having his siblings, but not himself.
 
  
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
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*Touched [[Robotnik]]'s [[penis|PINGAS]] in a 3rd rest-area restroom in 1988.
[[Category:Evil Characters]]
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[[Category:Athletes]]
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== First Seen ==
[[Category:Olympiads]]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4DXfCi2js0 Bowser's Conversation with Bowser Jr.]
[[Category:Basketball Players]]
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[[Category:Dicks]]
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== First used by ==
[[Category:Children]]
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*[[SchiavoneTheRichard]]
[[Category:Nintendo Characters]]
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== Liked ==
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*[[Sex]]ually harrasing people.
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*[[Mama Luigi]]
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*[[Penis]]es
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*[[Chad Warden]]
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==Liked By==
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...
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== Disliked By==
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*[[Bowser]]
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*[[You]]
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*[[Me]]
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*Bowser's REAL kids, [[Kooky|Ludwig]], [[Hip|Lemmy]], [[Roy Koopa|Roy]], [[Hop|Iggy]], [[Kootie Pie|Wendy]], [[Big Mouth|Morton]] and [[Cheatsy|Larry]].
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*The Mario bros.
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*Anybody with an I.Q. greater than 3
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== Death ==
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Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Los Angeles in the year 1988 by jumping from a 12-story building. He [[die]]d on impact. He had committed 2 rapes and 1 count of sexual harassment while he was in the '80s. He has yet to have risen from [[The Pit]].
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[[Category:Gay Characters]]

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