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[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|[[Scratch]] says. "I WANNA TRY SOME BOOOOZE!".]] | [[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|[[Scratch]] says. "I WANNA TRY SOME BOOOOZE!".]] | ||
[[Image:Poop.jpg|thumb|right|[[Princess Toadstool|The Princess]] is a big fan of booze.]] | [[Image:Poop.jpg|thumb|right|[[Princess Toadstool|The Princess]] is a big fan of booze.]] | ||
| − | [[ | + | [[Image:DrunkMama.jpg|right|frame|[[Mama Luigi]] would also like some more.]] |
[[Image:Pickles.jpg|thumb|right|"[[Dethklok|It hurts when people say things that ain't true, but, you know, in retaliation I’m going to do something. I am going to drink more than I ever have in my life.]]"]] | [[Image:Pickles.jpg|thumb|right|"[[Dethklok|It hurts when people say things that ain't true, but, you know, in retaliation I’m going to do something. I am going to drink more than I ever have in my life.]]"]] | ||
| − | [[Image:Lolobama.JPG|thumb|right|Even [[Barack Obama|the | + | [[Image:Lolobama.JPG|thumb|right|Even [[Barack Obama|the President]] of [[America|the U.S.A.]] himself likes drinking some booze himself (specifically, [[no]]rmal beer).]] |
[[Image:Johnnydrama6.gif|thumb|right|This is what happens if you drink too much booze.]] | [[Image:Johnnydrama6.gif|thumb|right|This is what happens if you drink too much booze.]] | ||
[[Image:Pint of Beer.jpg|thumb|right|A pint of beer's waiting for you... GET OUT OF HERE!! I wanna try some of this here booze!]] | [[Image:Pint of Beer.jpg|thumb|right|A pint of beer's waiting for you... GET OUT OF HERE!! I wanna try some of this here booze!]] | ||
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Booze (also known as hard liquor) makes the world go 'round. Many Youtube Poop characters enjoy booze, but it is [[Scratch]] who owns the word. Booze explains why the youtube poop characters act like they do. Booze goes great with lotsa [[spaghetti]]. | Booze (also known as hard liquor) makes the world go 'round. Many Youtube Poop characters enjoy booze, but it is [[Scratch]] who owns the word. Booze explains why the youtube poop characters act like they do. Booze goes great with lotsa [[spaghetti]]. | ||
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*[[Stegblob]] | *[[Stegblob]] | ||
*[[Temeku|MTB710]] | *[[Temeku|MTB710]] | ||
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*Many Others | *Many Others | ||
== Youtube Poop Characters Who Like Booze == | == Youtube Poop Characters Who Like Booze == | ||
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*[[Scratch]] | *[[Scratch]] | ||
*[[Grounder]] | *[[Grounder]] | ||
| + | *[[Mama Luigi]] | ||
| + | *[[Princess Peach]] | ||
| + | *[[Bowser]] | ||
*NOT [[Tails]] or [[Sonic]] | *NOT [[Tails]] or [[Sonic]] | ||
| + | *[[Ganon]] | ||
| + | *[[The King]] | ||
*[[Robotnik]] | *[[Robotnik]] | ||
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] (Especially when it's drenched all over teh sexy bitches.) | *[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] (Especially when it's drenched all over teh sexy bitches.) | ||
| + | *[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] (He slips it into the [[Volvic Revive]].) | ||
| + | *[[Super Robotnik]] | ||
| + | *All forms of [[Mario]] except for [[Regular Mario]]. | ||
| + | *[[Froggo]] | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] (What can I say? He likes it a whole lot.) | ||
| + | *[[Link]] | ||
| + | *[[Gwonam]] | ||
| + | *[[Tevye]] | ||
| + | *[[King Koopa]] | ||
| + | *[[Koopone]] (Imported [[Gay|French]] [[Shit|champagne]], to be specific.) | ||
| + | *[[Ludwig von Koopa|Eve]][[Lemmy Koopa|ry]] [[Roy Koopa|one]] [[Iggy Koopa|of]] [[Wendy O. Koopa|the]] [[Morton Koopa Jr.|Koopa]][[Larry Koopa|lings]]. | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] (This much.) | ||
| + | *[[Yoshkins]] | ||
| + | *[[Dry Bones]] (That is how he [[die]]d.) | ||
| + | *[[Dr. Rabbit]] (After he was banned from Youtube by [[Colgate]].) | ||
| + | *All other forms of [[Luigi]]. | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] | ||
| + | *Everyone Dr. Rabbit has raped. | ||
*The [[Demoman]] | *The [[Demoman]] | ||
*The [[Engineer]] (Specifically beer, while he plays guitar and his toys kill people.) | *The [[Engineer]] (Specifically beer, while he plays guitar and his toys kill people.) | ||
*[[Homer Simpson]] | *[[Homer Simpson]] | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] | ||
*[[Aran Ryan]] | *[[Aran Ryan]] | ||
*[[Soda Popinski]] (When he has it, he transforms into Vodka Drunkenski.) | *[[Soda Popinski]] (When he has it, he transforms into Vodka Drunkenski.) | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] | ||
| + | *[[Dethklok]] (Especially Pickles.) | ||
| + | *[[Strong Bad]] (He says that "A One that isn't Cold, is hardly a One at all") | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] | ||
| + | *[[Barack Obama|President Barack Obama]] | ||
*[[Angry Video Game Nerd]] (Rolling Rock) | *[[Angry Video Game Nerd]] (Rolling Rock) | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Spider-Man]] (Alcohol is his power source.) |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Scratch]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *Gutsman's Ass |
| + | *[[Nostalgia Critic]] (But only in rare cases.) | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] | ||
==Youtube Poop Characters who SELL Booze== | ==Youtube Poop Characters who SELL Booze== | ||
| + | *<s>Scratch</s> (His booze is not for sale. Deal with it.) | ||
*[[Wes Weasley]] | *[[Wes Weasley]] | ||
*[[Ushrom]] | *[[Ushrom]] | ||
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*[[Greenback Koopa]] | *[[Greenback Koopa]] | ||
*[[Bubs]] | *[[Bubs]] | ||
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[[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
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==Types of BOOZE== | ==Types of BOOZE== | ||
| − | *Whisky ( | + | *Whisky (Corn) |
**[[Irish]] Whisky | **[[Irish]] Whisky | ||
**[[Scottish|Scotch]] Whisky | **[[Scottish|Scotch]] Whisky | ||
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**[[America]]n Whisky | **[[America]]n Whisky | ||
***Bourbon Whisky | ***Bourbon Whisky | ||
| − | *[[Soda Popinski|Vodka]] (Potatoes | + | *[[Soda Popinski|Vodka]] (Potatoes) |
*[[Japan|Sake]] (Rice) | *[[Japan|Sake]] (Rice) | ||
*[[Jesus Christ|Wine]] (Grapes) | *[[Jesus Christ|Wine]] (Grapes) | ||
| − | **Champagne | + | **[[Shit|Champagne]] |
| − | *[[Bleach|Gin]] ( | + | *[[Bleach|Gin]] (Juniper berries) |
*[[Homer Simpson|Beer]] (various grains, flavoured with [[Hop]]s) | *[[Homer Simpson|Beer]] (various grains, flavoured with [[Hop]]s) | ||
**Lager | **Lager | ||
***[[Shit|Light/Lite]] | ***[[Shit|Light/Lite]] | ||
**Ale | **Ale | ||
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***Pale Ale | ***Pale Ale | ||
***Barley Wine | ***Barley Wine | ||
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**Stout | **Stout | ||
**Porter | **Porter | ||
| − | * | + | *Meade (Honey) |
| − | * | + | *Rum (Sugar) |
| − | + | *[[Mexico|Tequila]] (Blue Agave) | |
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| − | *[[Mexico|Tequila]] (Blue Agave) | ||
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*[[Energon]] (various energy sources) | *[[Energon]] (various energy sources) | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*The word booze derived from the Dutch word "buizen" (to drink to excess), but by the the 16th century, England adopted the word and changed it to "buizing", where they later turned the infinitive of that verb into a slang noun for liquor. | *The word booze derived from the Dutch word "buizen" (to drink to excess), but by the the 16th century, England adopted the word and changed it to "buizing", where they later turned the infinitive of that verb into a slang noun for liquor. | ||
*The earliest form of booze comes from Iraq, [[Over 9000|9,000 years ago]]. | *The earliest form of booze comes from Iraq, [[Over 9000|9,000 years ago]]. | ||
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***Alcohol poisoning can lead to [[death]]. | ***Alcohol poisoning can lead to [[death]]. | ||
*Europe is the undoubted capital of booze, with beer, wine, vodka, and other types of booze. | *Europe is the undoubted capital of booze, with beer, wine, vodka, and other types of booze. | ||
| + | **The capital of beer would be [[Germany]], which actually has a whole festival dedicated to beer (see above). | ||
*In the 1920s, there was a ban on alcoholic beverages in the [[United States]], which lasted until 1933. | *In the 1920s, there was a ban on alcoholic beverages in the [[United States]], which lasted until 1933. | ||
**This led to bootlegging of booze by [[Koopone|gangs]], as well as speakeasies. | **This led to bootlegging of booze by [[Koopone|gangs]], as well as speakeasies. | ||
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*According to [[Philadelphia|Benjamin Franklin]], beer is proof that [[God]] [[love]]s us and wants us to be happy. | *According to [[Philadelphia|Benjamin Franklin]], beer is proof that [[God]] [[love]]s us and wants us to be happy. | ||
*Nathan Explosion of [[Dethklok]] believes that booze isn't food, while William Murderface proclaimed that he'd rather chop off his own [[dick|ding-dong]] than admit that. | *Nathan Explosion of [[Dethklok]] believes that booze isn't food, while William Murderface proclaimed that he'd rather chop off his own [[dick|ding-dong]] than admit that. | ||
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