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Booze (also known as hard liquor) makes the world go 'round. Many Youtube Poop characters enjoy booze, but it is [[Scratch]] who owns the word. Booze explains why the youtube poop characters act like they do. Booze goes great with lotsa [[spaghetti]]. | Booze (also known as hard liquor) makes the world go 'round. Many Youtube Poop characters enjoy booze, but it is [[Scratch]] who owns the word. Booze explains why the youtube poop characters act like they do. Booze goes great with lotsa [[spaghetti]]. | ||
== Poopers Who Enjoy Booze == | == Poopers Who Enjoy Booze == | ||
| − | *[[SchiavoneTheRichard|Richard]] | + | *[[SchiavoneTheRichard|Richard]][[Image:Poop.jpg|thumb|right|[[The Princess]] is a big fan of booze.]] |
*[[Walrusguy]] | *[[Walrusguy]] | ||
*[[Stegblob]] | *[[Stegblob]] | ||
*[[Temeku|MTB710]] | *[[Temeku|MTB710]] | ||
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*Many Others | *Many Others | ||
== Youtube Poop Characters Who Like Booze == | == Youtube Poop Characters Who Like Booze == | ||
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*[[Scratch]] | *[[Scratch]] | ||
*[[Grounder]] | *[[Grounder]] | ||
| + | *[[Mama Luigi]] | ||
| + | *[[Princess Peach]] | ||
| + | *[[Bowser]] | ||
*NOT [[Tails]] or [[Sonic]] | *NOT [[Tails]] or [[Sonic]] | ||
| + | *[[Ganon]] | ||
| + | *[[The King]] | ||
*[[Robotnik]] | *[[Robotnik]] | ||
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] (Especially when it's drenched all over teh sexy bitches.) | *[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] (Especially when it's drenched all over teh sexy bitches.) | ||
| + | *[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] (He slips it into the [[Volvic Revive]].) | ||
| + | *[[Super Robotnik]] | ||
| + | *All forms of [[Mario]] except for [[Regular Mario]]. | ||
| + | [[Image:DrunkMama.jpg|right|frame|[[Mama Luigi]] would like some more.]] | ||
| + | *[[Froggo]] | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] (What can I say? He likes it a whole lot.) | ||
| + | *[[Link]] | ||
| + | *[[Gwonam]] | ||
| + | *[[Tevye]] | ||
| + | *[[King Koopa]] | ||
| + | *[[Koopone]] (Imported [[Gay|French]] [[Shit|champagne]], to be specific.) | ||
| + | *[[Kooky|Eve]][[Hip|ry]] [[Bully|one]] [[Hop|of]] [[Kootie Pie|the]] [[Big Mouth|Koopa]][[Cheatsy|lings]]. | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] (This much.) | ||
| + | *[[Yoshkins]] | ||
| + | *[[Dry Bones]] (That is how he [[die]]d.) | ||
| + | *[[Dr. Rabbit]] (After he was banned from Youtube by [[Colgate]].) | ||
| + | *All other forms of [[Luigi]]. | ||
| + | *Everyone Dr. Rabbit has raped. | ||
*The [[Demoman]] | *The [[Demoman]] | ||
*The [[Engineer]] (Specifically beer, while he plays guitar and his toys kill people.) | *The [[Engineer]] (Specifically beer, while he plays guitar and his toys kill people.) | ||
*[[Homer Simpson]] | *[[Homer Simpson]] | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] | ||
*[[Aran Ryan]] | *[[Aran Ryan]] | ||
*[[Soda Popinski]] (When he has it, he transforms into Vodka Drunkenski.) | *[[Soda Popinski]] (When he has it, he transforms into Vodka Drunkenski.) | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Scratch]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Bob and Doug McKenzie]] |
| − | + | *[[Strong Bad]] (He says that "A One that isn't Cold, is hardly a One at all") | |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Barack Obama|President Barack Obama]] |
| + | [[Image:Lolobama.JPG|thumb|right|Even [[Barack Obama|the President]] of [[America|the U.S.A.]] himself likes drinking some booze himself (specifically, [[no]]rmal beer).]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Johnnydrama6.gif|thumb|right|This is what happens if you drink too much booze.]] | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] | ||
==Youtube Poop Characters who SELL Booze== | ==Youtube Poop Characters who SELL Booze== | ||
| + | *<s>Scratch</s> (His booze is not for sale.) | ||
*[[Wes Weasley]] | *[[Wes Weasley]] | ||
*[[Ushrom]] | *[[Ushrom]] | ||
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*[[Customer Service]] | *[[Customer Service]] | ||
*[[George Volcano]] | *[[George Volcano]] | ||
| − | *[[Coconuts]]? | + | *[[Coconuts]]? Rumored... |
*[[Cheatsy Koopa]] | *[[Cheatsy Koopa]] | ||
*[[Greenback Koopa]] | *[[Greenback Koopa]] | ||
*[[Bubs]] | *[[Bubs]] | ||
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[[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
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==Types of BOOZE== | ==Types of BOOZE== | ||
| − | *Whisky ( | + | *Whisky (Corn) |
**[[Irish]] Whisky | **[[Irish]] Whisky | ||
**[[Scottish|Scotch]] Whisky | **[[Scottish|Scotch]] Whisky | ||
**[[Japan]]ese Whisky | **[[Japan]]ese Whisky | ||
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**[[America]]n Whisky | **[[America]]n Whisky | ||
***Bourbon Whisky | ***Bourbon Whisky | ||
| − | *[[Soda Popinski|Vodka]] (Potatoes | + | **[[Bear Hugger|Canadian]] Whisky |
| + | *[[Soda Popinski|Vodka]] (Potatoes) | ||
*[[Japan|Sake]] (Rice) | *[[Japan|Sake]] (Rice) | ||
*[[Jesus Christ|Wine]] (Grapes) | *[[Jesus Christ|Wine]] (Grapes) | ||
| − | * | + | **[[Shit|Champagne]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *Gin (Juniper berries) |
*[[Homer Simpson|Beer]] (various grains, flavoured with [[Hop]]s) | *[[Homer Simpson|Beer]] (various grains, flavoured with [[Hop]]s) | ||
**Lager | **Lager | ||
***[[Shit|Light/Lite]] | ***[[Shit|Light/Lite]] | ||
**Ale | **Ale | ||
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***Pale Ale | ***Pale Ale | ||
***Barley Wine | ***Barley Wine | ||
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**Stout | **Stout | ||
**Porter | **Porter | ||
| − | * | + | *Meade (Honey) |
| − | * | + | *Rum (Sugar) |
| − | * | + | *Tequila (Blue Agave) |
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