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[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|[[Scratch]] says. "I WANNA TRY SOME BOOOOZE!".]] | [[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|[[Scratch]] says. "I WANNA TRY SOME BOOOOZE!".]] | ||
[[Image:Poop.jpg|thumb|right|[[Princess Toadstool|The Princess]] is a big fan of booze.]] | [[Image:Poop.jpg|thumb|right|[[Princess Toadstool|The Princess]] is a big fan of booze.]] | ||
| − | [[ | + | [[Image:DrunkMama.jpg|right|frame|[[Mama Luigi]] would also like some more.]] |
[[Image:Pickles.jpg|thumb|right|"[[Dethklok|It hurts when people say things that ain't true, but, you know, in retaliation I’m going to do something. I am going to drink more than I ever have in my life.]]"]] | [[Image:Pickles.jpg|thumb|right|"[[Dethklok|It hurts when people say things that ain't true, but, you know, in retaliation I’m going to do something. I am going to drink more than I ever have in my life.]]"]] | ||
| − | [[Image:Lolobama.JPG|thumb|right|Even [[Barack Obama|the | + | [[Image:Lolobama.JPG|thumb|right|Even [[Barack Obama|the President]] of [[America|the U.S.A.]] himself likes drinking some booze himself (specifically, [[American]] beer).]] |
[[Image:Johnnydrama6.gif|thumb|right|This is what happens if you drink too much booze.]] | [[Image:Johnnydrama6.gif|thumb|right|This is what happens if you drink too much booze.]] | ||
[[Image:Pint of Beer.jpg|thumb|right|A pint of beer's waiting for you... GET OUT OF HERE!! I wanna try some of this here booze!]] | [[Image:Pint of Beer.jpg|thumb|right|A pint of beer's waiting for you... GET OUT OF HERE!! I wanna try some of this here booze!]] | ||
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*[[Stegblob]] | *[[Stegblob]] | ||
*[[Temeku|MTB710]] | *[[Temeku|MTB710]] | ||
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*Many Others | *Many Others | ||
== Youtube Poop Characters Who Like Booze == | == Youtube Poop Characters Who Like Booze == | ||
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*[[Scratch]] | *[[Scratch]] | ||
*[[Grounder]] | *[[Grounder]] | ||
| + | *[[Mama Luigi]] | ||
| + | *[[Princess Peach]] | ||
| + | *[[Bowser]] | ||
*NOT [[Tails]] or [[Sonic]] | *NOT [[Tails]] or [[Sonic]] | ||
| + | *[[Ganon]] | ||
| + | *[[The King]] | ||
*[[Robotnik]] | *[[Robotnik]] | ||
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] (Especially when it's drenched all over teh sexy bitches.) | *[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] (Especially when it's drenched all over teh sexy bitches.) | ||
| + | *[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] (He slips it into the [[Volvic Revive]].) | ||
| + | *[[Super Robotnik]] | ||
| + | *All forms of [[Mario]] except for [[Regular Mario]]. | ||
| + | *[[Froggo]] | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] (What can I say? He likes it a whole lot.) | ||
| + | *[[Link]] | ||
| + | *[[Gwonam]] | ||
| + | *[[Tevye]] | ||
| + | *[[King Koopa]] | ||
| + | *[[Koopone]] (Imported [[Gay|French]] [[Shit|champagne]], to be specific.) | ||
| + | *[[Ludwig von Koopa|Eve]][[Lemmy Koopa|ry]] [[Roy Koopa|one]] [[Iggy Koopa|of]] [[Wendy O. Koopa|the]] [[Morton Koopa Jr.|Koopa]][[Larry Koopa|lings]]. | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] (This much.) | ||
| + | *[[Yoshkins]] | ||
| + | *[[Dry Bones]] (That is how he [[die]]d.) | ||
| + | *[[Dr. Rabbit]] (After he was banned from Youtube by [[Colgate]].) | ||
| + | *All other forms of [[Luigi]]. | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] | ||
| + | *Everyone Dr. Rabbit has raped. | ||
*The [[Demoman]] | *The [[Demoman]] | ||
*The [[Engineer]] (Specifically beer, while he plays guitar and his toys kill people.) | *The [[Engineer]] (Specifically beer, while he plays guitar and his toys kill people.) | ||
*[[Homer Simpson]] | *[[Homer Simpson]] | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] | ||
*[[Aran Ryan]] | *[[Aran Ryan]] | ||
*[[Soda Popinski]] (When he has it, he transforms into Vodka Drunkenski.) | *[[Soda Popinski]] (When he has it, he transforms into Vodka Drunkenski.) | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] | ||
| + | *[[Dethklok]] (Especially Pickles.) | ||
| + | *[[Strong Bad]] (He says that "A One that isn't Cold, is hardly a One at all") | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] | ||
| + | *[[Barack Obama|President Barack Obama]] | ||
*[[Angry Video Game Nerd]] (Rolling Rock) | *[[Angry Video Game Nerd]] (Rolling Rock) | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Spider-Man]] (Alcohol is his power source.) |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Scratch]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *Gutsman's Ass |
| + | *[[Nostalgia Critic]] (But only in rare cases.) | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] | ||
==Youtube Poop Characters who SELL Booze== | ==Youtube Poop Characters who SELL Booze== | ||
| + | *<s>Scratch</s> (His booze is not for sale. Deal with it.) | ||
*[[Wes Weasley]] | *[[Wes Weasley]] | ||
*[[Ushrom]] | *[[Ushrom]] | ||
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==Types of BOOZE== | ==Types of BOOZE== | ||
| − | *Whisky ( | + | *Whisky (Corn) |
**[[Irish]] Whisky | **[[Irish]] Whisky | ||
**[[Scottish|Scotch]] Whisky | **[[Scottish|Scotch]] Whisky | ||
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*[[Japan|Sake]] (Rice) | *[[Japan|Sake]] (Rice) | ||
*[[Jesus Christ|Wine]] (Grapes) | *[[Jesus Christ|Wine]] (Grapes) | ||
| − | **Champagne | + | **[[Shit|Champagne]] |
| − | *[[Bleach|Gin]] ( | + | *[[Bleach|Gin]] (Juniper berries) |
*[[Homer Simpson|Beer]] (various grains, flavoured with [[Hop]]s) | *[[Homer Simpson|Beer]] (various grains, flavoured with [[Hop]]s) | ||
**Lager | **Lager | ||
***[[Shit|Light/Lite]] | ***[[Shit|Light/Lite]] | ||
**Ale | **Ale | ||
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***Pale Ale | ***Pale Ale | ||
***Barley Wine | ***Barley Wine | ||
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**Stout | **Stout | ||
**Porter | **Porter | ||
| − | * | + | *Meade (Honey) |
| − | * | + | *Rum (Sugar) |
| − | * | + | *[[Demoman|Scrumpy]] ([[Apple]]s) [only produced in SW [[England]]] |
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*[[Mexico|Tequila]] (Blue Agave) [only produced in [[Mexico]]] | *[[Mexico|Tequila]] (Blue Agave) [only produced in [[Mexico]]] | ||
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*[[Energon]] (various energy sources) | *[[Energon]] (various energy sources) | ||
*Pruno [Prison Wine] (assorted fruits, based on inmate availability) | *Pruno [Prison Wine] (assorted fruits, based on inmate availability) | ||
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***Alcohol poisoning can lead to [[death]]. | ***Alcohol poisoning can lead to [[death]]. | ||
*Europe is the undoubted capital of booze, with beer, wine, vodka, and other types of booze. | *Europe is the undoubted capital of booze, with beer, wine, vodka, and other types of booze. | ||
| + | **The capital of beer would be [[Germany]], which actually has a whole festival dedicated to beer (see above). | ||
*In the 1920s, there was a ban on alcoholic beverages in the [[United States]], which lasted until 1933. | *In the 1920s, there was a ban on alcoholic beverages in the [[United States]], which lasted until 1933. | ||
**This led to bootlegging of booze by [[Koopone|gangs]], as well as speakeasies. | **This led to bootlegging of booze by [[Koopone|gangs]], as well as speakeasies. | ||
